Easygoing Eyebeast *i Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 Alorael has been promoted to the rank of board administrator. Huzzah! During the next few months, I will be transitioning my duties to him. It has been a pleasure serving you, and while I intend to remain a part of the community, my personal and professional life leaves little time for administering these forums. Thank you for your kind support over the years and please welcome Alorael to his new role! Triumph, Drakefyre, Ceiling Durkheim and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Callie Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 May he snipe us lowly pedestrians with skribbane-induced fervor! —Excalibur, who tempts our new overlord thusly by thievishly saying hooray! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrulous Glaahk springacres Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 Congratulations, Alorael! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Xaiya Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 May you fullfill your position with honor, Alorael, and may you florish in your more demanding activities, *i, even if I don't really know either of you. ĐªгŦĦ Єяŋϊε 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast keira Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 (edited) Edited November 20, 2013 by drone riots definitely don't click flutteryay, it's definitely not something stupid i made Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Kelandon Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 Let us all drink Alorale to celebrate how Aloreal the forums have become! Triumph 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Randomizer Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 Congratulations to Alorael and confusion to his enemies as he changes his PDN every day. May the skribbane ever flow and a parade go by his porch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Triumph Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 Aloe-ral will be a soothing balm upon the sunburned turmoil of the forums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Goldengirl Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 Excellent. Everything is progressing perfectly. Congratulations in working according to the plan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Actaeon Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 Let this be a lesson to all: post-count really is the most important statistic. All hail Alorael! At least until Lillith's coup! And then Randomizer's! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Student of Trinity Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 The truth is that most of the admin job consists of filing. Yes, filing. You don't think all these posts just get automatically sorted into threads, and preserved forever, by some kind of magically super-intelligent machine thing? I mean, seriously. Science fiction is fine, kids, but it's time you returned to the real world. Machines, forsooth? Processing our precious information? Hardly appropriate, even if it were remotely possible. No, *i (bless his heart) has been working for hours every night, year after year, patiently stuffing your telegrams into slots and folders and message tubes, so that they can be efficiently shipped out, after appropriate on-demand recopying by underpaid gnomes, through the web's gleaming conduits. But he has served his time. The calluses on his filing fingers have reached the bone. Alorael is the obvious candidate to take over because he causes most of the work. Goldengirl 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall A less presumptuous name. Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 This is terrifying! Alorael in charge of things? But more importantly, what's going to happen to his custom title? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unflappable Drayk adc. Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 Congratulations Alorael. ----- -Nightwatcher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Student of Trinity Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 (edited) What's going to happen to his custom title? Whatever he wants. Edited November 20, 2013 by Student of Trinity Dun dun DUN! nikki. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Tyranicus Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 Congratulations! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrulous Glaahk RainbowDashRadical Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 Congrats Alorael! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Tirien Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 From the main part of the forums I thought this was a topic about welcoming a boar. Oh well, Alorael becoming board admin is good enough. Triumph 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Alorael at Large Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 We apologize for the inconvenience. —Alorael, who hasn't let this go to his head or anything. Mostly you can expect things to continue exactly as they have been, except the boot stamping on a human face forever has been replaced by more precise and more civilized weaponry. That is all. Tyranicus, RainbowDashRadical and nikki. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Callie Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 more civilized weaponry. That is all. Unsellable trowels? Sanity missiles? Implant interference devices? ...melons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Triumph Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 Unsellable trowels? Sanity missiles? Implant interference devices? ...melons? Wait, what... *quakes in fear at the thought of weaponized unsellable trowels* Actaeon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Dikiyoba Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Unsellable trowels? Sanity missiles? Implant interference devices? ...melons? Lightsabers. Dikiyoba congratulates Alorael. Congratulations! All hail Alorael! RainbowDashRadical 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon The Almighty Doer of Stuff Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 congratumalations, alomarael Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk nikki. Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 From the main part of the forums I thought this was a topic about welcoming a boar. Haha, boars. —nikki, who would make a joke about welcoming a bore here, if he didn't walk a lot. Rather than risk being shot next time I'm out walking, a congratulations will have to suffice. 'grats. Tirien 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Student of Trinity Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Some game, Jeff has to put in a superweapon trowel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Cairo Jim Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Tea and cake or death! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Mea Tulpa Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 *quakes in fear at the thought of weaponized unsellable trowels* Some game, Jeff has to put in a superweapon trowel. I'm temporarily breaking my ban on posting in General to tell you that, as of 2 minutes ago, this is now a reality. Well, sort of. There's a twist involved that I won't spoil. But I'm finishing up the Avadon 2 Remix this weekend, hopefully, and there will be a very special item involved that you may appreciate in light of this thread. EDIT: Oh yeah, also, congratulations again to Alorael, who is the only sensible choice, at least while his view from the bell tower is clear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Randomizer Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 Vorpal unsellable trowels? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Trenton. Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 I still think I would make a better admin... Wait what? Oh! Uh, Congrats Alorael! It's a position you so rightly deserve! Poison the drink... Yeah, that could work... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Alorael at Large Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 I'm not the admin you want; I'm the admin you deserve. —Alorael, who comes with bonus pithy but ultimately meaningless aphorisms. And posts. Lots and lots of those. nikki. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Jerakeen Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 Um. Today's pdn is making me a little nervous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Callie Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 Um. Today's pdn is making me a little nervous. *i's PDN is just two characters, so he was just a contrasted smidgin on the who's online list. Alorael, on the other hand, is an ominous, red string that constantly watches the inner depths of your soul. I'm eager to see the new PDN he reveals at the next Two Minutes Hate. nikki. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Khoth Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 Everyone's had enough time. Anyone who hasn't welcomed the benevolent new admin, please report to your nearest termination pod. Tirien 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Alorael at Large Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 The only thing you have to fear is fear itself, citizens of Spiderweb! —Alorael, who has no intention of terminating anyone. Himself. That's what loyal minions are for. Tirien 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrulous Glaahk springacres Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 ...I just read "trowels" as "towels." Three times. -springacres, who knows where her towel is. BJ Back From the Beyond and Aran 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unflappable Drayk Edgwyn Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 Like any good traveler does. Unfortunately putting it over my face does not seem to stop the wretches or ogres from attacking. springacres 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Jerakeen Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 Like any good traveler does. Unfortunately putting it over my face does not seem to stop the wretches or ogres from attacking. Evidently they're not quite as mind-bogglingly stupid as the RBBoT. springacres 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Student of Trinity Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 ...I just read "trowels" as "towels." Three times. I've been noticing an awful lot of towels in Avadon 2. It seems that every cupboard I break into has nothing but towels. I'm blaming it on Jeff's children. ĐªгŦĦ Єяŋϊε 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unflappable Drayk ĐªгŦĦ Єяŋϊε Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 I've been noticing an awful lot of towels in Avadon 2. It seems that every cupboard I break into has nothing but towels. I'm blaming it on Jeff's children. there is a major wealth of unusable items in this game. the sheer variety is quite amusing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Callie Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 I find it funny that there are tobacco pipes in Avadon 2, but no tobacco. What are they smoking? ĐªгŦĦ Єяŋϊε 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Dikiyoba Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 "Incense." Or possibly just plain incense, if the peoples of Lynaeus happen to like smoking sage. Dikiyoba. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Student of Trinity Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 I find it funny that there are tobacco pipes in Avadon 2, but no tobacco. What are they smoking? Shh. That's the big reveal about what started the Corruption. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrulous Glaahk springacres Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 Like any good traveler does. Unfortunately putting it over my face does not seem to stop the wretches or ogres from attacking. You need to use it as a weapon, then. Soak it in water and it's guaranteed to hit 42. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt BMA Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 Congratulations Alorael ! I find it funny that there are tobacco pipes in Avadon 2, but no tobacco. What are they smoking? Maybe that is Jeff's subtly ironic message that one should not smoke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyshakk Koan Valdain the King Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Oh boy oh boy. Redbeard watch out-there is a hurricane coming through! Whats that you say? Oh yes its actually just Grah Hoth running from Alorael. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrulous Glaahk ixfd64 Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 Congratulations. If there's any non-Spiderweb member who should be promoted to admin, it's Alorael. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt MMXPERT-seraph of thermodynamics Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 Gongrantulatiouns. I hope you will suffer enjoy your limitless power new title and die an agonizing death contribute more than before. good luck yes, poison seems good... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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