Callie

My guess is the communist candidate Gloria La Riva. (As a rule, I only include candidates who have ballot access in enough states to hypothetically win the presidency)

The election is almost upon us, and as in the past, I have posted a poll of fellow Spiderwebbers.

Granted, but somehow Tulsi Gabbard is elected president. I wish my milkshake would stop bringing all the boys to the yard.

Economic Left/Right: -3.75 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -9.49

The forums may wither and die, but behind the door one can forever find the sanity left behind.

Ozzy Osbourne Elizabeth Warren Tucker Carlson Denethor Soren Kierkegaard

David Bowie Your favorite Buffy episode Your least favorite video game boss Your favorite of Slarty's PDNs Your favorite flower

Stairs with uneven steps Vancian magic Public libraries The Mary Tyler Moore Show Your favorite nonfiction book Your least favorite bug

i find it rather strange that you have nickelback growing on your face

Discarded chewing gum Your least favorite billboard Your favorite brass instrument Dick van Dyke's accent in Mary Poppins Ferris wheels Heathers

Felafel Bumper stickers Expensive wristwatches Friends (TV Series) Earl Grey Cologne (fragrance)

The rabbit that "attacked" Jimmy Carter Willow Rosenberg Subway (transportation) Godwin's Law Life of Brian Seinfeld

Pet Sounds Nevermind The Queen is Dead OK Computer

Nothing screams nonsense quite like Thomas the Tank Engine.

Fictional names that use lots of apostrophes Gilmore Girls Tess of the d'Urbervilles Nelson Rockefeller Paprika