Easygoing Eyebeast Dantius Posted April 15, 2010 Author Share Posted April 15, 2010 Originally Posted By: JSMany Doesn't matter how much bling you can cover you face with if you can't use it to impress girls. Besides I doubt lichs can even get laid since their danglies must have rotted off centuries ago. Again I feel the need to link to OOTS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curious Artila JSMany Posted April 15, 2010 Share Posted April 15, 2010 "A man's worth isn't determined by what, if anything, is between his femurs!" LOL Well of course that's what lichs and their minions would say. But I'm sure a vamp with 100 harem slaves would disagree. Actually this is the first time I heard about Xykon but IT(crystal scrying Balls don't count) seems like a swell being. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Frozen Feet Posted April 15, 2010 Share Posted April 15, 2010 I dunno, if I had to live forever, I'd rather be an angel than any sort of undead. Vampirism starts to suck right after you realize you can't eat garlic anymore, same with liches and coffee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotghroth Rhapsody Hypnotic Posted April 15, 2010 Share Posted April 15, 2010 The biggest problem with vampires is that it would be impossible to get any sort of tan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curious Artila JSMany Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 I wouldn't mind seeing a new reality tv show called Queer Eye for the Undead Guy where they spiffy up the ugly liches and show pale vampires how to use spray on tan lotions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Dantius Posted April 16, 2010 Author Share Posted April 16, 2010 Originally Posted By: JSMany I wouldn't mind seeing a new reality tv show called Queer Eye for the Undead Guy where they spiffy up the ugly liches and show pale vampires how to use spray on tan lotions. Guido vampires? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrulous Glaahk Unplayable Playable Character Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 Oh god... the mental images... at least the spray would cover up their sparkles. But then if that was true, the Twylight books would look like this: Vampire: My true form is only visible when I am in contact with sunlight... so i must conceal it with a spray-on tan! Stupid Girl: What can possibly be so horrible about you that you must cover yourself with orange paint? Vampire: I SPARKLE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Nioca Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 I want to vote, but I have a question: What exactly is the definition of Wraith as an undead creature? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Dantius Posted April 16, 2010 Author Share Posted April 16, 2010 Originally Posted By: Nioca I want to vote, but I have a question: What exactly is the definition of Wraith as an undead creature? Think ringwraith: A living human transformed into a non-corporeal creature with no vital signs or indications of life, without having actually have died at any point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Celtic Minstrel Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 Originally Posted By: Frozen Feet same with liches and coffee. ...wait, what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk nikki. Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 I believe, Mr. Dantius, that your poll is missing an option: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Alorael at Large Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 Wraith means ghost, apparition, or specter. More concretely (but still incorporeally), it tends to apply to bodiless (redundant!) undead. Like, you know, ghosts, apparitions, or specters. Tolkien gave them horses and a mission, Jackson gave them shrieking, and D&D gave them constitution drain. —Alorael, who supposes the drain might also come Weathertop and the long-lasting consequences of Frodo's wound. But also the need to cause irritation to players and use for clerics, clearly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotghroth Rhapsody Thaluikhain Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 What I want to know is, why does everyone think the Witch-King is so scary that "no man can kill him", when Aragorn beat up him and his 4 hardest mates all by himself at Weathertop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrulous Glaahk Cthulhu Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 Aragon is no mere mortal, he's the physical incarnation of 'good side' as such he's ultimately bad ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Student of Trinity Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 Tolkien's fights are all scripted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotghroth Rhapsody Locmaar Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 Aragorn beat up the old version, before Gandalf washed them away. "No man can kill him" was an upgrade for version 1.1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fledgling Fyora SeldomC Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 Someone explain the whole lich and coffee thing? What they don't like coffee because its too hot or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Dikiyoba Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 The lich and coffee thing: it's from Order of the Stick. Xykon was a coffee drinker when he was alive, but now that he's a lich and lacks a digestive system, it just can't be done. Dikiyoba. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curious Artila JSMany Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 Is everyone here a big fan of Order of the Stick? I guess I needs to start catching up if I want to fit in. Peer pressure and all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Dintiradan Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 Originally Posted By: JSMany Is everyone here a big fan of Order of the Stick? I guess I needs to start catching up if I want to fit in. Peer pressure and all. I felt the exact same way went I started playing D&D. The roleplaying jargon didn't throw me off, but the constant references to that webcomic? I simply had to do an archive trawl. I suppose it's a sibboleth shibboleth for pen-and-paper RPGs now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Student of Trinity Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 Originally Posted By: Dintiradan sibboleth shibboleth Heh. Looks like someone knows the dire origin of this term. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Celtic Minstrel Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 I for one don't read Order of the Stick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curious Artila JSMany Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 Originally Posted By: Celtic Minstrel I for one don't read Order of the Stick. Good for you! I applaud your ability to not give a crap about how others see you. I, on the other hand, is just too insecure to not cave in to peer pressure. Go Xykon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Milla Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 Originally Posted By: Thaluikhain I suppose so... Gah...just been reminded of that comic where the hero is abducted and sexually assaulted by various Medusa like things, who have snakes instead of hair and not just on their heads. (Oddly, that was played for laughs. After he escapes, rescues a heroine, and they go rescue all the other heroines and she repeatedly sexually assaults him while he is unconscious, that was also played for laughs. Jim Balent has issues.) ...Tarot, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotghroth Rhapsody Thaluikhain Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 Yeah...it has its ups and downs. Lot of downs recently, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unflappable Drayk Zummi Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 Vampires, ala Alucard of Hellsing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unflappable Drayk adc. Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Vampires of course. The Major is one. -------- -A Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Erebus the Black Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 How many pages back did you fan back in order to Necro this old topic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Enraged Slith Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Originally Posted By: Dead man Walking How many pages back did you fan back in order to Necro this old topic? Maybe it rose from the dead on its own volition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Tyranicus Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Nightwatcher, please do not post in 2-year-old discussion threads unless you have something truly constructive to say. That said, the irony of this, of all threads being raised from the dead is not lost on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Rowen Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 The zombie apocalypse is upon the forums. Quickly destroy every thread that is over (X days, months, years) old to keep it from rising again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotghroth Rhapsody Prince of Kitties Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Ghasts, because their BoE bitmap looks like a blue-tinted gorilla wearing lipstick and nail polish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Tirien Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Zombies, because, like this thread, they keep coming back, over and over and over. Oh hey I'm adding to the necromancy. Go me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Trenton. Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Huh. In the time it has taken to read this thread, three more people posted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curious Artila Vengenance Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 Nooo the Lich must not win beacause I hate Liches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Erebus the Black Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 So you hate Solberg and X? Because by A6 they are most definitely liches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curious Artila Vengenance Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 Beacause I slayed liches in A6 and A2 I am the most powerful in Avernum 2 I solo anyone like liches Vahnati Lord,especially Gazhard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast keira Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 It's good that you're modest, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Trenton. Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 ^ Liches rock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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