Garrulous Glaahk Brainless Void Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 What are your current goals in life spiderwebbers? Post it here. Alright I will go first. My current goals in life are: 1. To finish my college degree (1 semester to go, woohoo!) 2. To pass the professional licensure exams. 3. To lose some pounds. (Haha) What are yours? adc. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unflappable Drayk adc. Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 1.) Be able to go to UK or Germany to study fencing or something, I've always wanted to roleplay irl, there's also LARP but I want to hold real steel, feel its momentum and stuff 2.) To be able to do well in college, impress my parents and stuff 3.) To reach 10,000 post counts and live long enough to see my achievement 4.) To finally find some source of inspiration I've been longing to make my short fiction stories 5.) To successfully make my dream game based on my short fics Brainless Void 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall BainIhrno Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 I've recently graduated from college, have a new job, and am getting my own place soon, so... 1) Go to Finland 2) Go to Australia and so on.. One "goal" that I don't think will ever really happen: Make Alcritas' "Of Good and Evil" (which I ported to BoA) into a feature film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon The Almighty Doer of Stuff Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 1.) Live for as long as I comfortably can, hopefully doing assorted things during that time. 2.) Die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Kelandon Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 1.) Live for as long as I comfortably can, hopefully doing assorted things during that time. 2.) Die. I'm pretty sure 2) is achievable, at least. Tyranicus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrulous Glaahk Brainless Void Posted May 25, 2015 Author Share Posted May 25, 2015 1.) Live for as long as I comfortably can, hopefully doing assorted things during that time. 2.) Die. Well, almost everyone have these two things as their goal, and just almost coz some people want to shortcut to number 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unflappable Drayk ĐªгŦĦ Єяŋϊε Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 3 ???? 4 profit! adc. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Goldengirl Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Short term, get my bachelor's degree. Longer term? Go to China, become fluent in Mandarin, and get into a good graduate school. Become a professor. Teach at a university that isn't in a godawful place. On a more personal note, get a name change, get medicated, train my voice, and save up cash for a battery of medical operations. Also, overthrow capitalism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Sudanna Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Goals sound like things for functional people. Don't touch the stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Dintiradan Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Make a post in the racism topic. Eat an apple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrulous Glaahk Brainless Void Posted May 26, 2015 Author Share Posted May 26, 2015 Goals sound like things for functional people. Don't touch the stuff. Im sure everyone has at least a goal or two in life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Dintiradan Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Update: I've succeeded with my first life goal, but failed miserably with the second. On the other hand, the leftover broccoli salad I had instead was delicious. I'd offer you some, but, well, I ate it all. Xaiya 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Lilith Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 a pity. apple and broccoli is actually a pretty good combination in salad imo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrulous Glaahk Brainless Void Posted May 26, 2015 Author Share Posted May 26, 2015 Update: I've succeeded with my first life goal, but failed miserably with the second. On the other hand, the leftover broccoli salad I had instead was delicious. I'd offer you some, but, well, I ate it all. Congratulations, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Mea Tulpa Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 I'm impressed with the self-accountability here. Brainless Void 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Alorael at Large Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 I'm on a quest to maximize the number of letters I can put after my name. —Alorael, who has hit something of a roadblock. Anyone have an in with Queen Elizabeth? Goldengirl 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon The Almighty Doer of Stuff Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 You can add most university degrees without much effort or accountability. You can start your own college consisting only of yourself and grant yourself all the degrees you want, and the only problem is if people look into it they'll see the letters are not attached to any actual education, but they're not legally restricted. So you can be "Alorael, Ph.D., Psy.D., M.D., D.M.D, J.D., D.Th. O.D., B.A.M.F." if you like. Just don't accidentally add any letters that actually require a specific licensure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unflappable Drayk ĐªгŦĦ Єяŋϊε Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 How does M.D. not need licensure? Or Ph.D for the same price? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Randomizer Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 You need a license to practice in a state, but the degree must be obtained before licensing. Same for law degrees which can be obtained from degree mills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrulous Glaahk Brainless Void Posted May 26, 2015 Author Share Posted May 26, 2015 I'm on a quest to maximize the number of letters I can put after my name. My second goal is actually trying to add 4 letters BEFORE my name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon The Almighty Doer of Stuff Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Easy. Create your own church, with your own school of theology, and call yourself Rev. Dr. kaitm42, like the Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., only without remotely the same effort that he put into it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrulous Glaahk Brainless Void Posted May 26, 2015 Author Share Posted May 26, 2015 Easy. Create your own church, with your own school of theology, and call yourself Rev. Dr. kaitm42, like the Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., only without remotely the same effort that he put into it. Thanks but, I'd rather have something that is recognized by everyone, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unflappable Drayk Edgwyn Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 There are tons of certification programs out there that will give you more alphabet soup to put after your name. Some require some experience and taking a test or two, but plenty of them are closer to financial transactions than anything else. Another option is to become your own micro nation, declare yourself a monarchy and grant patents of nobility and knighthoods. Or, if you want to be more "legitimate" about it, find the current pretender to a throne that no longer exists, transfer the right amount of money and you can be ennobled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Lilith Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 i keep reading the title of this thread as "real life goats" and being disappointed when i remember it's not about goats nikki., adc., Tyranicus and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Jerakeen Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 i keep reading the title of this thread as "real life goats" and being disappointed when i remember it's not about goats Oh, so it's not just me. Mea Tulpa and Tyranicus 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Lilith Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 i mean i guess it could be about goats. someone could have a life goal involving goats, like being a goat farmer. i know such people, although not on this forum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrulous Glaahk Brainless Void Posted May 27, 2015 Author Share Posted May 27, 2015 i keep reading the title of this thread as "real life goats" and being disappointed when i remember it's not about goats Or maybe "Real Life Scapegoats". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon The Almighty Doer of Stuff Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 If you like goats, there's a really wonderful book of poetry available on Amazon called, "The Goat (& How It Died)"... (can I do that is that allowed) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Jerakeen Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 If you like goats, there's a really wonderful book of poetry available on Amazon called, "The Goat (& How It Died)"... (can I do that is that allowed) Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unflappable Drayk ĐªгŦĦ Єяŋϊε Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 And there's actually a game called goat simulator which seems to involve lots of explosions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unflappable Drayk adc. Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 i keep reading the title of this thread as "real life goats" and being disappointed when i remember it's not about goats uhhh !! REAL, LIVE GOATS !! Well, they're goats, alright. Brainless Void 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrulous Glaahk Brainless Void Posted May 27, 2015 Author Share Posted May 27, 2015 I really like how the topic here transisted from "goals" to "goats". It reminded me of my lunch last sunday which is a goat dish, with soup made from its bile, and, and i'll stop now.. adc. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Randomizer Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 It could be dealing with sheep. There you can have a failure to communicate. Brainless Void 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrulous Glaahk Brainless Void Posted May 27, 2015 Author Share Posted May 27, 2015 I have yet to taste sheep meat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotghroth Rhapsody Luca Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derailment adc. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasoned Roamer gem helper Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 my primary goals right now are to escape my suffocating house and power through gatekeeping for access to surgery and vital documents; for things to stop feeling like a nightmare i'm too weak to wake up from. the only true goal in life, though, is to becoming a perfect and perfectly self-contained goat Lilith and Brainless Void 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrulous Glaahk Nephil Thief Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 For me, right now: mostly 1. Finding freelance work 2. Teaching myself how to program 3. Getting more involved in activism 4. Finding medical insurance that isn't rubbish (@gem helper - seriously, best of luck to you. I can't even imagine.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasoned Roamer Thynar Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 I'd like to be happy. Being around happy friends makes me happy. I need friends, though. Being well-educated and having an athletic build are also ideal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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