Hatchling Cockatrice Quiconque Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 Yes, it's another round of "name that member." The quotes in question here were all posted between 2001 and 2003. Many are out of character. All show irritation. Guess which member posted them? The usual caveat applies: no google, in this case, no googling PPP. 1. Today, Jeff Vogel released a statement ordering destruction and ‘termination with extreme prejudice’ of all people of the New Louisiana. Drakefyre 2. Maybe Drakey is following the instructions in the Blades manual. He's just added the tree to Warrior's Grove, and in a month or so he will start on the goblin pit. Khoth 3. KYRAS! WE WANT YOUR BLOOD! Alorael 4. I mean there's dumb lies (Something I know all too much about, being the creator of them) but then there's just the point where you want to ram a large point object into your spleen because it's so melodramatic and obviously fake that her attempt to get pity makes you want to pity yourself for even thinking of giving her any FORM of pity. Ed Lemur 5. FINE!!!! I come in these boards hoping to find some friends, but no one accepts me because I'm different, BECAUSE I DON'T ACT HUMAN. I am NOT completly human, no one is. If you guys fear things you don't know about, FINE. I'm eating my olive branch instead of giving it to you. NO ONE IS THE SAME, GET IT THROUGH YOUR SKULLS!!!!!!! YOU SHOULD ACCEPT THINGS EVEN IF THEY'RE ALIEN TO YOU!!!!! Zephyr Tempest 6. In this thread, I take off my pants. Actually, I have several questions about planes flying into skyscrapers. Scorpius 7. Bye. Rosycat 8. Mrs. Potato, intrigued by her husband's tales about Ermarian, has been dropped off by spaceship. She moves in the same way he does, with little hopping motions. However, she was given a wand by her husband, along with little potato armor, for protection. TM 9. Point 2. Given the fact that you have member numbers one number apart, and one is a permanent attachment to the other's a**, you really AREN'T fooling anyone with the double-members routine. See Point 1. Alec 10. It's people you You who do Supid Things that brings these boards down. Do you need me to explain further? Zxquez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Lilith Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 Originally Posted By: Metric Electric Lover 1. Today, Jeff Vogel released a statement ordering destruction and ‘termination with extreme prejudice’ of all people of the New Louisiana. This is Djur, I think. Quote: 2. Maybe Drakey is following the instructions in the Blades manual. He's just added the tree to Warrior's Grove, and in a month or so he will start on the goblin pit. I'm pretty sure I remember saying this one. Quote: 3. KYRAS! WE WANT YOUR BLOOD! Probably Djur? I don't think this was me, and not many other people would have called him Kyras. Quote: 4. I mean there's dumb lies (Something I know all too much about, being the creator of them) but then there's just the point where you want to ram a large point object into your spleen because it's so melodramatic and obviously fake that her attempt to get pity makes you want to pity yourself for even thinking of giving her any FORM of pity. Rosycat? The subject of the quote was Lady J, I can guess that much. Quote: 5. FINE!!!! I come in these boards hoping to find some friends, but no one accepts me because I'm different, BECAUSE I DON'T ACT HUMAN. I am NOT completly human, no one is. If you guys fear things you don't know about, FINE. I'm eating my olive branch instead of giving it to you. NO ONE IS THE SAME, GET IT THROUGH YOUR SKULLS!!!!!!! YOU SHOULD ACCEPT THINGS EVEN IF THEY'RE ALIEN TO YOU!!!!! Johnnyfeds? Quote: 6. In this thread, I take off my pants. Actually, I have several questions about planes flying into skyscrapers. BtI? Quote: 7. Bye. Me (several times), Djur (several times), Alec (several times)... Quote: 8. Mrs. Potato, intrigued by her husband's tales about Ermarian, has been dropped off by spaceship. She moves in the same way he does, with little hopping motions. However, she was given a wand by her husband, along with little potato armor, for protection. Drakefyre. Quote: 9. Point 2. Given the fact that you have member numbers one number apart, and one is a permanent attachment to the other's a**, you really AREN'T fooling anyone with the double-members routine. See Point 1. Alec. Quote: 10. It's people you You who do Supid Things that brings these boards down. Do you need me to explain further? Johnnyfeds again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Quiconque Posted November 7, 2009 Author Share Posted November 7, 2009 9 is Alec. The rest are all wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Dantius Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 The only ones I'll hazard a guess at are 2 and 9, where I say TM. EDIT: Whoops, 9 is wrong. I'll stick with TM for 2, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Lilith Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 man, it turns out my memory sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Sarachim Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 Originally Posted By: Metric Electric Lover 1. Today, Jeff Vogel released a statement ordering destruction and ‘termination with extreme prejudice’ of all people of the New Louisiana. Alcritas (for whom I only, just now, realize that I should have voted.) Quote: 2. Maybe Drakey is following the instructions in the Blades manual. He's just added the tree to Warrior's Grove, and in a month or so he will start on the goblin pit. Shot in the dark: Morgan. Quote: 3. KYRAS! WE WANT YOUR BLOOD! Honestly, this could be anybody. I alone have said it three times a month since 1998. Quote: 4. I mean there's dumb lies (Something I know all too much about, being the creator of them) but then there's just the point where you want to ram a large point object into your spleen because it's so melodramatic and obviously fake that her attempt to get pity makes you want to pity yourself for even thinking of giving her any FORM of pity. Speaking of Alec, this was him. Quote: 5. FINE!!!! I come in these boards hoping to find some friends, but no one accepts me because I'm different, BECAUSE I DON'T ACT HUMAN. I am NOT completly human, no one is. If you guys fear things you don't know about, FINE. I'm eating my olive branch instead of giving it to you. NO ONE IS THE SAME, GET IT THROUGH YOUR SKULLS!!!!!!! YOU SHOULD ACCEPT THINGS EVEN IF THEY'RE ALIEN TO YOU!!!!! MSW. Quote: 6. In this thread, I take off my pants. Actually, I have several questions about planes flying into skyscrapers. Thuryl. I would hesitate because Thuryl already said this was someone else, but he's been wrong about himself once already. Quote: 7. Bye. Everybody says goodbye. Quote: 8. Mrs. Potato, intrigued by her husband's tales about Ermarian, has been dropped off by spaceship. She moves in the same way he does, with little hopping motions. However, she was given a wand by her husband, along with little potato armor, for protection. *i Quote: 10. It's people you You who do Supid Things that brings these boards down. Do you need me to explain further? ADoS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Balladeer Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 Slightly before my time, I'm afraid, though #4 reminds me of TM. Milder than usual, but yeah... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Quiconque Posted November 8, 2009 Author Share Posted November 8, 2009 Dantius, neither one is TM, and Sarachim, I'm afraid all your guesses are wrong. 4 is not TM either. :-D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon The Almighty Doer of Stuff Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 I don't remember ever saying #10. With the syntax and spelling errors and random capitalization, it definitely sounds like something JF would say, but Slarty says it's not him. I haven't a clue. I'm inclined to think #5 is either Mr. Fox or Ezrah Kitty of Wonder, who are as far as I know the only two open furries the community has known and therefore the comments about "not completely human" would fit, but they seem to obvious. It definitely could have been MSW too, like Sarachim guessed. I wasn't good at this game last time and I'm still not good at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Quiconque Posted November 8, 2009 Author Share Posted November 8, 2009 Good guesses, but nope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Dantius Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 Surely you must have at least one TM quote. I just picked that one because [censored] at new designers seems to be one of his favorite pastimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Quiconque Posted November 8, 2009 Author Share Posted November 8, 2009 If there are no correct answers shortly, I think I'll list the ten members who posted these lines (they are ten different members) and then everybody can match them up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Ephesos Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 Dude, this stuff happened six to eight years ago. There are about ten active people on the boards who would actually be able to offer anything more than guessing which one is TM. I fold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Alorael at Large Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 How many of these members are still around? 1. BEEP Era. That's all I've got. It could easily be Drakey, MM, TM, Scorp, or *i, but of course I have no recollection. 3. That's really not much to go on. I could have said it. 4. It's about Lady J, as Thuryl said. That doesn't narrow it down much. 6. Djur or Alec would be my bets, in that order. —Alorael, who has said bye. He'll say it again. Bye. Oh, he's back now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Khoth Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 I think 2 was me and 4 was Djur, but I wouldn't bet anything on either. 6 sounds like the sort of thing Scorp might say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Quiconque Posted November 8, 2009 Author Share Posted November 8, 2009 2 is indeed Khoth (talking about Rhapsody in Blue, of course). 3 is indeed Alorael. And 6 is indeed Scorpius (bringing up 9/11 conspiracy theories). (Alec has been guessed as well, for #9.) In alphabetical order, the other members are Drakefyre, Ed Lemur, Rosycat, TM, Zephyr Tempest, and Zxquez. Who can match them all up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Dikiyoba Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 Quote: 1. Today, Jeff Vogel released a statement ordering destruction and ‘termination with extreme prejudice’ of all people of the New Louisiana. Drakefyre? Quote: 5. FINE!!!! I come in these boards hoping to find some friends, but no one accepts me because I'm different, BECAUSE I DON'T ACT HUMAN. I am NOT completly human, no one is. If you guys fear things you don't know about, FINE. I'm eating my olive branch instead of giving it to you. NO ONE IS THE SAME, GET IT THROUGH YOUR SKULLS!!!!!!! YOU SHOULD ACCEPT THINGS EVEN IF THEY'RE ALIEN TO YOU!!!!! Zephyr Tempest? Quote: 7. Bye. Rosycat? Dikiyoba has no real clue here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotghroth Rhapsody Artemis~ Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 I vote Drakefire for all of them, simply because one of them has to be right. ~Artemis and tactical thinking. I DID win the "most tactical person on spiderweb" contest with my flamethrower. 3 cheers for self-proclaimed intellegince! [emphasis on "self proclaimed.] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon The Almighty Doer of Stuff Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 5 was Zxquez. I was thinking that but wasn't sure, but now I'm sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotghroth Rhapsody Mysterious Man Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 I vote Ed Lemur for the Lady J quote. and I vote TM for number 1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Lilith Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 Y'know, Slarty, these would be even more fun if you linked to the threads you found each quote in after they were guessed. Not all of them show up on Google. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Quiconque Posted November 9, 2009 Author Share Posted November 9, 2009 They will all be linked publicly, and many more like them, when I finally finish the gigantesque History of the Boards. I am almost done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Acky Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 Do you mind giving us a rough approximation of when it will be finished? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Quiconque Posted November 9, 2009 Author Share Posted November 9, 2009 What... you're not implying I start large projects and then fail to complete them, are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Swimmin' Salmon Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 I'm surprised that sentence was completed. o_O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Acky Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Dantius Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 Originally Posted By: Slarty What... you're not implying I start large projects and then fail to complete them, are you? Originally Posted By: Salmon I'm surprised that sentence was completed. QFT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Quiconque Posted November 9, 2009 Author Share Posted November 9, 2009 Hahahaha. So true. Dikiyoba is correct about 1, 5, and 7. ADoS is incorrect. MM is wrong about 1 and right about 4. The remaining answers are 8 and 10 (Zxquez). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Randomizer Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 Originally Posted By: Fidelity, Anxiety, Frivolity What... you're not implying I start large projects and then fail to complete them, are you? Originally Posted By: Salmon I'm surprised that sentence was completed. The above sentence wasn't that long. Now if the quote had been from a Synergy monologue .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrulous Glaahk Lemur Industries Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 I'm confused, which one was me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall A less presumptuous name. Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 Perhaps writing the names of the quotees under them in the original will settle the confusion, Slarty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Quiconque Posted November 9, 2009 Author Share Posted November 9, 2009 Done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrulous Glaahk Lemur Industries Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Hmmm...I don't remember the context of that quote at all. Though trying to remember a conversation from more than half a decade ago isn't exactly easy. Who was LadyJ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unflappable Drayk stepped pyramids Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 I don't think you'd be able to find any quotes from me suitable for this. I was always lovable and polite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Lilith Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Originally Posted By: Lemur Industries Hmmm...I don't remember the context of that quote at all. Though trying to remember a conversation from more than half a decade ago isn't exactly easy. Who was LadyJ? She hosted several Polaris members' websites. Then her house burned down and she was horribly scarred and her husband died and then she got cancer and died and came back to life but she has amnesia so we can't talk to her about any of this. Or I suppose it's possible that she was crazy and made it all up for attention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Alorael at Large Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 She hosted several websites, period, including several forums. Actually, for a while MM's Phoenix forums were probably the most popular satellite, or perhaps even with Desperance. —Alorael, who thinks you've definitely left out the two most common dramatic elements of Lady J's life: pregnancy and abortion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Arch-Mage Solberg Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 What! No quote from me!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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