Ineffable Wingbolt JadeWolf Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 The Anglicans have been offered by the Pope on behalf of the Roman Catholic Church to defect from their Anglican associations and convert (for free) to join the billion catholics who like the Pope so much. Does anyone else find this irrepressibly funny, considering the Anglican and Catholic common histories? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Aran Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 I WANT YOU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Randomizer Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 The Pope is only going for what he considers the easiest target first. He wants them all eventually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Ephesos Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 I was raised Episcopalian. Personally, I have no desire to "defect" to the Pope's side, and I doubt my family's fellow congregation members would also elect to pass on this "tantalizing" bargain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unflappable Drayk Sleeping Dragon Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 Interesting to see a pope being proactive for once. Sigh, just imagine the possibilities if he chose to use his considerable sway over such a large number of people for... something good. "Hey African Catholics, using condoms no longer means you go directly to hell!" (Number of AIDS deaths drops dramatically.) One of these days, they're bound to accidentally elect a benevolent pope, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Mea Tulpa Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 JP2 was pretty benevolent, I'd say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unflappable Drayk Sleeping Dragon Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 He certainly did what he could within the dogma. But, I mean, the pope could rewrite the dogma if he wanted, right? Why not welcome gays, allow female priests, and promote safe sex? If they really want converts, why not have a pope-approved reformation to adapt to the modern world? Heck, if a pope did any of those things I'd certainly be tempted to believe there was a divine presence at work! You're right, though, John Paul II was pretty benevolent. I should have said "crazy radical" instead. Imagine how cool it would be! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenderfoot Thahd Kill Frenzy Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 As a Catholic I'm going to answer many questions with one simple fact. Catholics believe in the faithful fallibility; meaning that the pope represents god and speaks on behalf of god. Thus when past popes have maintained a tone of anti-homosexuality and a firm stance on other topics; this is strongly believed to be the position god takes. When our current pope or the next pope declares to change the rules, we will see how willing Catholics as a majority truly are to accept his word as on behalf of Yaweh. I was born and raised a Catholic; but I believe a man whom speaks on behalf of god is a prophet- And prophets are not chosen or elected by humans; only by god himself. Anglicans in the opinion of Catholics are not true Christians; people whom follow politics and personal agenda in favor of the bible or the church are heretics. No true Anglican would accept such an offer, and in all honesty no true catholic would make it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Student of Trinity Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 The Anglican churches disagree that the Roman church is the only real church; they do not claim that role themselves. So from an Anglican point of view, it's no biggie if disgruntled conservative Anglican priests get welcomed by Rome. Anglicans may (or may not) be unhappy to lose these guys, but if they're going to go anyway, by all means let them be welcomed wherever they're going. (Full disclosure: I'm a lifelong Anglican.) The bigger story here is that the vast majority of Anglican priests, even the very conservative ones, are married. The precedent already established over many years is that upon acceptance into the Roman church, they become married Roman Catholic priests. There have always been a few loopholes in the Catholic rule of priestly celibacy. Benedict's new policy may potentially make this one into a rather bigger loophole. The most famous Anglican-to-Roman convert was John Henry Newman, who went from historically influential Anglican priest to historically influential Roman Catholic cardinal (to the point where he is frequently described as 'the father of Vatican II' despite having died in 1890, and is likely to be beatified soon). He was actually celibate. But many more converts like him might still shake Catholicism up a bit. EDIT: For what it's worth it is also my understanding that a Pope cannot simply re-write Catholic doctrine, because a Pope who flatly contradicted previous Popes or Councils would simply demolish the very authority he was claiming to exercise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenderfoot Thahd Kill Frenzy Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 Problem is that, although it's a very uncatholic concept; popes come and go... It's simply the reality. The Catholic majority may not take kindly to a pope declaring something as controversial or far out as priest being able to have sex and marry, or homosexuality being recognized as a legitimate lifestyle in the eyes of god. People like to think it couldn't and would never happen in the modern day but... Fanatical Catholics are probably a more dangerous religious faction than any other; and if they call crusade... I honestly can't begin to predict who will answer. Again I was brought up as a Catholic, but I do agree in many aspects with protestants. I think that clergy should be able to participate in intercourse with a woman to whom they are married with, and that they are allowed to marry. There are many opinions and beliefs I hold that aren't particularly sound within the Vatican, yet are definitely more open to debate amongst Anglicans or Lutherans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Ephesos Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 Originally Posted By: Kill Frenzy Fanatical Catholics are probably a more dangerous religious faction than any other; and if they call crusade... I honestly can't begin to predict who will answer. This is so fantastically unlikely that I don't think it will happen, at least in our lifetimes. Of course, if it did happen, I would enjoy watching the Catholic pundits in America squirm. It would certainly reveal who was only in it for the money/politics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Swimmin' Salmon Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 What if you called "Crusade!" and no one showed up in opposition? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenderfoot Thahd Kill Frenzy Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 Clearly have never seen a crowd go spastic because some atheist preached anti-christian slogans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Swimmin' Salmon Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 Only one I have heard of is Jagger. Or were you using it as an ethinc slur? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Mea Tulpa Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 I'm assuming you didn't mean to use it offensively, but let's end it please. This topic is close enough to setting somebody off as it is, just with the comments about Catholicism. If ethnic slurs keep popping up here, expect the topic to get locked quickly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenderfoot Thahd Kill Frenzy Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 Ethnic slur for me own people. Not that the Irish are that fanatically Catholic that they'd engage in a full blown war. But I've seen some pretty crazy religious violence; honestly I won't hold fellow Catholics to the ways of peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotghroth Rhapsody Thaluikhain Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 Holding any group to the ways of peace isn't terribly wise if their are humans or other higher anthropoids in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt JadeWolf Posted October 26, 2009 Author Share Posted October 26, 2009 You're Irish? Hey, me too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Upon Mars. Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 The Roman Church is highly infatuated with not so contrite Priests dying for sex, they could hardly start a crusade before being buried alive under a wave of criticism and complaints. ... Who else to organise the next "Crusades"? Evangelists? Hardly, even though i've seen one trying to teach the wisdom of god with banks notes i his hands to an Arab, and also see some of them being supportive about Bush i can't say that they are evil to that extent. Am i correct or simply too naive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyshakk Koan Sss-Chah Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 a crusade can definitely happen, it just wouldn't be called that by the people waging it. just like nobody will ever call themselves the axis powers. it'd still be labeled as such by the opposition. it's all perception, really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Alorael at Large Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 Actually, the Axis created the term "axis" for themselves. It wasn't used as heavily by them as it has been after the war, but it was real. It's also rather value-neutral, or at least it was before becoming associated with the villains of WWII. —Alorael, who thinks that Crusade has enough of a literal meaning that it would take a fairly clear level of Vatican involvement to make the title fit. He also doesn't think the Vatican is very much into holy wars anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Sudanna Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 Christianity's lost it's real fire. They've just got the heretical cults and wingnuts now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast The Mystic Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 As do all religions Originally Posted By: ☭ Christianity's lost it's real fire. They've just got the heretical cults and wingnuts now. One could say that of all religions. Personally, I don't give a (censored) how anyone prays; just don't try to convince me that any way is better or worse than any other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Sudanna Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 Islam's still kickin'. Sure, technically a heretical cult, but big enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Dantius Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 Originally Posted By: Nalyd Sure, technically a heretical cult I'm sure that that label has, at some point or other, been affixed to every single religion ever created ever. EDIT: When I clicked the reply button, the avatar was a black square. Now it is a red star. What are you, an optometrist, Nalyd? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Sudanna Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 Not Islam in general. The militant bits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Callie Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 Originally Posted By: Dantius Now it is a red star. What are you, an optometrist, Nalyd? That just means that Nalyd was changing his avatar when you made the reply. It's just a coincidence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Sudanna Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 A red star? Hmmph! The Red Star, sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyshakk Koan Sss-Chah Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 Originally Posted By: Eponymous Heroics Actually, the Axis created the term "axis" for themselves. It wasn't used as heavily by them as it has been after the war, but it was real. It's also rather value-neutral, or at least it was before becoming associated with the villains of WWII. —Alorael, who thinks that Crusade has enough of a literal meaning that it would take a fairly clear level of Vatican involvement to make the title fit. He also doesn't think the Vatican is very much into holy wars anymore. uh, yeah, that was my point and is exactly what i said. everybody knows that the axis called themselves the axis, just like everybody knows that the crusaders called themselves the crusaders. what i was saying is that nobody will ever call themselves either in the same setting again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Sudanna Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 Nah, Crusaders doesn't really have that much of a negative connotation. Not anything like Axis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Acky Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 Click to reveal.. CRUSADE!!!! Hello? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyshakk Koan Sss-Chah Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 well, no, but that's because the crusades were almost 1000 years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unflappable Drayk Sleeping Dragon Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Plus you have to remember, the Axis did not write our history books, thus, they are the bad guys (thank goodness). The crusaders, however, did write our history books, though that thousand years has indeed given a us at least a little perspective on them since (thank goodness). If they're not fully the bad guys yet, this is why. A thousand years simply isn't long enough, I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt JadeWolf Posted October 28, 2009 Author Share Posted October 28, 2009 History is the tale of the winners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Student of Trinity Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 When the crusades took place, it had been a good deal less than a thousand years since the Middle East had been conquered by Muslim Arabs, having previously been ruled for several centuries by Christian Greco-Romans, who conquered it from previous conquerors, and so on through many iterations. That doesn't mean that the crusade-ees deserved it, any more than the people their ancestors had conquered deserved it. Aggressive wars are enormous crimes. But that's just it: upholding that principle requires setting some sort of statute of limitations even on huge crimes like invasion and conquest, or pretty much every victim would be as guilty as every perpetrator. And if that sort of statute of limitations applies to anyone, by now it ought to apply to the Christian Europeans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unflappable Drayk Sleeping Dragon Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Of course we do not hold modern day counterparts accountable for the crimes of the ancestors. If that's what you thought I was implying, I wasn't. But an important aspect of history, if not the most important, is being able to look back and know when mistakes were made. Sometimes noticing the mistake can take a thousands years itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Student of Trinity Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Originally Posted By: Sleeping Dragon Of course we do hold modern day counterparts accountable for the crimes of the ancestors. I presume that's a typo for 'of course we do not'. If so, I'm not disagreeing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unflappable Drayk Sleeping Dragon Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 It was indeed a typo, I apologize. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Alorael at Large Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 Well, we do. Or some people do, sometimes, in some ways. That's what makes the Middle East so knotty, slavery reparations such a tumultuous issue when it comes up, and everyone's relationship with the previous occupants of their land uneasy. —Alorael, who just thinks Europe has it easy. The Picts are complaining anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyshakk Koan Sss-Chah Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 Originally Posted By: JadeWolf History is the tale of the winners. i've actually been thinking about this lately. it's obviously a true and well known quote, but it might not be true for very much longer. it's a lot easier to find (and harder to hide) other people's ideas now that we have the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyshakk Koan Sss-Chah Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 Originally Posted By: Sleeping Dragon Of course we do not hold modern day counterparts accountable for the crimes of the ancestors. If that's what you thought I was implying, I wasn't. But an important aspect of history, if not the most important, is being able to look back and know when mistakes were made. Sometimes noticing the mistake can take a thousands years itself. depends on who you ask. edit: sorry for the double post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Alorael at Large Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 And it depends on what measures you're willing to take. China's censorship isn't perfect and it isn't all-concealing, but it is much more effective than letting the internet run wild. —Alorael, who thinks an equally effective means of stifling internet truth is to flood the web with sock puppets and patsies. The internet is already full of banalities, insanities, and misunderstandings. Add a few (more) lies to the mix and nobody will be able to sort out what's actually going on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Dantius Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 The best way to keep your prisoners and slaves comatose and not prone to rebellion is, of course, to give the free unlimited high-speed Internet access in their cells. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast keira Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 Originally Posted By: Dantius The best way to keep your prisoners and slaves comatose and not prone to rebellion is, of course, to give the free unlimited high-speed Internet access in their cells. Quick! I need to commit a felony! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Lilith Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 Originally Posted By: Sss-Chah i've actually been thinking about this lately. it's obviously a true and well known quote, but it might not be true for very much longer. it's a lot easier to find (and harder to hide) other people's ideas now that we have the internet. but who cares about the ideas of a bunch of saps who got themselves killed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt JadeWolf Posted October 30, 2009 Author Share Posted October 30, 2009 True, modern journalism and freedom of speech are making it less true, but it's still far from being so. And who says the internet isn't censored sometimes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Sudanna Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 And who really looks on the internet for serious, sane, and unheard-of viewpoints? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Lilith Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 Originally Posted By: ☭ And who really looks on the internet for serious, sane, and unheard-of viewpoints? for anyone who thinks that the internet has not been entirely co-opted by partisan politics as usual, look at this picture:http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Vk2KZcJaE04/Rp4xL7sy3bI/AAAAAAAAARc/7c9o-9qjg4o/s400/political_blogs.png it is a picture of the political blogosphere please note the yawning chasm in the middle if that is not enough for you, read the article it came from Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Alorael at Large Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 Bah. The article is pushing an agenda. —Alorael, who doesn't know why it should be novel or surprising that those with axes to grind are the loudest. Hasn't this always been the case except, possibly, in USA during 1950's? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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