Hatchling Cockatrice Randomizer Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 Now for the latest in you can deep fry anything there is deep fried Kool Aid. Who needs water when you can have excessive amounts of two of the main food groups: fat and sugar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall The Ratt Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 Go America. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Dikiyoba Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 Originally Posted By: Randomizer Who needs water It would be a shame to waste good water on Kool-Aid anyway. Kool-Aid is gross. Dikiyoba wouldn't mind trying the deep fried frog legs or Klondike bar, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Dantius Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 Originally Posted By: Dikiyoba Originally Posted By: Randomizer Who needs water It would be a shame to waste good water on Kool-Aid anyway. Kool-Aid is gross. Looks like somebody hasn't been drinking the Kool-Aid Kool-Aid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Enraged Slith Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 Americans will stuff anything down their gullet if you saturate it with fat and sell it for ten times what it's worth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast The Mystic Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Originally Posted By: Randomizer Now for the latest in you can deep fry anything there is deep fried Kool Aid. o_0 0_o Okay, now I think I've seen just about everything. Deep fried veggies, I can handle. Deep fried ice cream, well, I guess it takes all kinds. But Kool Aid?! There are some things that just shouldn't be done. Originally Posted By: Dikiyoba It would be a shame to waste good water on Kool-Aid anyway. Kool-Aid is gross. Must've been some kind of off-brand stuff. Kool-Aid isn't so bad, as long as you mix it right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Dintiradan Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Eh, give me actual juice made from actual fruit any day of the week. My mind is still recovering from the day I learned about deep-fried ice cream; I don't think I'm ready to countenance deep-fried Kool-Aid yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Rowen Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Really? It sounds good to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyshakk Koan Karoka Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Don't give me anything deep-fried, or else I'll smack it out of your hand. Then we'll have to deal with my burned hand and food on the floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Tyranicus Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Originally Posted By: Karoka Don't give me anything deep-fried, or else I'll smack it out of your hand. Then we'll have to deal with my burned hand and food on the floor. Not even potato chips? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk nikki. Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Aren't crisps baked? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrulous Glaahk Lord Bob Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 That would depend on the crisp. In my neck of the Canadian woods, any baked crisp will explicitly advertised that it's baked because it's perceived as being healthier: if it doesn't say, it's deep-fried. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyshakk Koan Karoka Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Originally Posted By: Tyranicus Originally Posted By: Karoka Don't give me anything deep-fried, or else I'll smack it out of your hand. Then we'll have to deal with my burned hand and food on the floor. Not even potato chips? Not even potato chips. Well, unless they're baked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Trenton. Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Americans will eat anything, though I have yet to see someone eating deep fried concrete. Or deep fried sewer sludge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyshakk Koan Skwish-E Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Skwish-E has eaten concrete dust before, though not on purpose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Trenton. Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 I once shoved a popcorn kernel up my nose...On purpose. Never got it back though. And I thought it would come out the same way my swallowed nickle would, but it dissapeared! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Dikiyoba Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Originally Posted By: Trenton I once shoved a popcorn kernel up my nose...On purpose. Never got it back though. And I thought it would come out the same way my swallowed nickle would, but it dissapeared! It probably went down into one of your toes and grew out of your skin there. Originally Posted By: Karoka Not even potato chips. Well, unless they're baked. It is the way fried food tastes, or something else? Dikiyoba. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast The Mystic Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Originally Posted By: Trenton Uchiha, rebel servile. deep fried concrete I have something close to this whenever I make Cream of Wheat (though I admit it's not deep fried); my preferred consistency is somewhere between stucco and wallpaper paste, and the spoon must be able to stand unsupported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Rowen Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 When I can use my cooked food as a blunt force weapon I tend to just throw it away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Randomizer Posted June 24, 2011 Author Share Posted June 24, 2011 Originally Posted By: Rowen When I can use my cooked food as a blunt force weapon I tend to just throw it away. Alfred Hitchcock used it as a murder weapon and then had the murderer eat the evidence with the police. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Dantius Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Originally Posted By: Randomizer Originally Posted By: Rowen When I can use my cooked food as a blunt force weapon I tend to just throw it away. Alfred Hitchcock used it as a murder weapon and then had the murderer eat the evidence with the police. Is that the story where the wife murders her husband with the leg of lamb? I thought that was hilarious when I read it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Randomizer Posted June 25, 2011 Author Share Posted June 25, 2011 It was on Alfred Hitchcock Presents back when he had a television series. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyshakk Koan Karoka Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 Originally Posted By: Karoka Not even potato chips. Well, unless they're baked. It is the way fried food tastes, or something else?It goes back to when I was seven. I took a shower, and afterwards realized I had no clothing or a towel. I decided to run REALLY fast to my room, past the kitchen and dining room. My mom was deep frying fish, when the oil jumped and landed on my . . . you don't need to know. So then the skin there was burned, was really painful, and unfortunately didn't heal that fast. I utterly hated anything deep-fried after that day. I would tell you more, but this place is for all ages! Originally Posted By: Trenton Uchiha, rebel servile. I once shoved a popcorn kernel up my nose...On purpose. Never got it back though. And I thought it would come out the same way my swallowed nickle would, but it dissapeared! It's probably in your lungs, you should get that checked out before you develop lung cancer! You'll know because a little spot in your lungs will be a light brown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast The Mystic Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 Originally Posted By: Karoka (story about getting burned) Yeah, a bad childhood experience with frying can turn you off to it. Hot grease hitting wet skin...ouch. Sometimes I'm surprised I still eat fried foods occasionally, considering I have firsthand experience using and cleaning a restaurant deep fryer and pressure fryer. For about five years, I don't think there wasn't a full month that went by where I didn't have less than a dozen spot burns on my face and arms; once or twice I was almost hit in the eye, and one bit of hot grease actually flew up my nose (don't ask me how). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Callie Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 Americans like to grind up leftover parts from hundred of cows and then slap it between two buns with plenty of fattening cheese, mayonnaise, etc. I don't eat fried food: I think it tastes gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Randomizer Posted June 25, 2011 Author Share Posted June 25, 2011 "An American will eat anything if it's between two slices of bread." - Bill Cosby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast The Mystic Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 Originally Posted By: Excalibur Americans like to grind up leftover parts from hundred of cows and then slap it between two buns with plenty of fattening cheese, mayonnaise, etc. I don't eat fried food: I think it tastes gross. Then I take it you prefer head cheese. Originally Posted By: Randomizer "An American will eat anything if it's between two slices of bread." - Bill Cosby Even bread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotghroth Rhapsody RCCCL Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 Originally Posted By: Enraged Slith Americans will stuff anything down their gullet if you saturate it with fat and sell it for ten times what it's worth. That's a bit harsh, most people I know avaid deep fried foods, and I imagine a far greater portion of Americans will never eat this, just like the deep fried twinkies or snickers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Trenton. Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 Originally Posted By: Karoka It's probably in your lungs Now that you mention it I think I remember getting it back in the outhouse at a beach a while later. But I was so freaked out when I sucked it up, I never did that again. Witch reminds me of that time that I got some paper stuck in my ears at school one day. As not to upset the very topic change you can read it in here Click to reveal.. (ME!) I was at school one day when, as usual, my class was being so loud, running around and yelling and having fun, when I was trying to finish my work. (I have no idea what the teacher was thinking) But at the time I was so over it I shoved some paper in my ears. And thats how 3 minutes 27 minutes and 30 seconds later I was in the clinic with my dad sitting there. The paper eventually came out with some head shaking and tweezer pintching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Jerakeen Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 Silly. You should never stick anything in your ears. Except your elbows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyshakk Koan Karoka Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 Is that possible??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall The Ratt Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 Try it and find out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Sullust Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Originally Posted By: Trenton Uchiha, rebel servile. I once shoved a popcorn kernel up my nose...On purpose. Never got it back though. And I thought it would come out the same way my swallowed nickle would, but it dissapeared! A moth flew up my nose once. That was an unpleasant experience... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Rowen Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 I sneezed a pickle slice out of my nose back in junior high school. I was eating a hamburger at lunch, a friend made me laugh and I snorted my mouth full of food up my nose. Next thing I knew I sneezed it all out and the biggest part of it was a pickle slice. I screamed at my nose bleed. But I still eat pickles, it didn't scare me away from them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Callie Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 The chemistry teacher I had during high school was a complete moron, and some of the students were also idiots. Long story short, I inhaled fumes from a reaction with concentrated sulfuric acid through my nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk nikki. Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Originally Posted By: Rowen I sneezed a pickle slice out of my nose back in junior high school. I was eating a hamburger at lunch, a friend made me laugh and I snorted my mouth full of food up my nose. Next thing I knew I sneezed it all out and the biggest part of it was a pickle slice. I screamed at my nose bleed. But I still eat pickles, it didn't scare me away from them. Oh Rowen, this is why I love you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Lilith Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Originally Posted By: Dantius Is that the story where the wife murders her husband with the leg of lamb? I thought that was hilarious when I read it. The one you're thinking of is Lamb to the Slaughter, by Roald Dahl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Alorael at Large Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 My family has a history of putting things up noses. Beans? Yes. Packing peanuts? Yes. Cardboard bits? Yes. (Tip: Bad idea. They swell with moisture.) —Alorael, who has managed not to put anything up his nose. It's a record he's quite proud of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrulous Glaahk Handyman Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Y'all are aware that it's perfectly possible to enjoy deep fried foods only occasionally, right? And that, like, food is a neurobiological addiction as much as heroin? I'm pretty sure the more restrained of y'all are aware of this already, but then why are you hanging out with twelve year olds? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Men are from Slars Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Because I'm a middle school teacher? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Dikiyoba Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Originally Posted By: Handyman ...but then why are you hanging out with twelve year olds? It isn't the 12 year olds making most of the disdainful comments. Dikiyoba is hanging out in this thread in the hopes of a deep-fried food/things up the nose crossover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall The Ratt Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 Well, I was eating chicken pot pie, drank some water, choked, and twenty minutes later a piece of chicken came out my nose. Is that close enough? Edit: Everyone should read the previous sentence without the word choked in it, like I originally wrote it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast keira Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 Originally Posted By: Dikiyoba deep-fried food/things up the nose crossover. A friend of mine decided it would be wise to start snorting things at the lunch table. First it was pepper, then salt, then ketchup. Last but not least, he decided it was a good idea to insert a fry up his nose. He never managed to get it back out... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyshakk Koan Karoka Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 Originally Posted By: Handyman . . . why are you hanging out with twelve year olds? BECAUSE WE'RE LONELY?!?!?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Trenton. Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 Originally Posted By: Rowen I sneezed a pickle slice out of my nose back in junior high school. I was eating a hamburger at lunch, a friend made me laugh and I snorted my mouth full of food up my nose. Next thing I knew I sneezed it all out and the biggest part of it was a pickle slice. I screamed at my nose bleed. But I still eat pickles, it didn't scare me away from them What? Haha! How bad of a nose bleed? and I would like to hear the joke that made you do that! I wonder how a whole hamburger would just pop out of your small nostrils Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Tirien Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 I can't believe how much I have missed these forums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Dantius Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 Please don't tell me there are two of them now. Please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyshakk Koan Karoka Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 Okay, we won't. naa, na na naa, na na naa, na na naaa, na na naa, na na na, na, NA, NA, NA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Trenton. Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 What are you talking about two of them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyshakk Koan Karoka Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 Originally Posted By: It's a trap Last but not least, he decided it was a good idea to insert a fry up his nose. He never managed to get it back out... How did he even manage to get it up there? Originally Posted By: Dikiyoba deep-fried food/things up the nose crossover. I once breathed in a mosquito. A couple minutes later my nose tube(?) felt itchy. Then my nose started bleeding. The next day, there was a black spot on my feces. EDIT: I'm not so sure about that last sentence, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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