Kyshakk Koan Mod. Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 I happened to see a commercial yesterday for a pizza company whose slogan was "Life is short. Eat better pizza." and it really made me want to try their pizza. So now I want to know what some of the best slogans are. Anyone know of any good slogans? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Randomizer Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 "I can't believe I ate the whole thing." - Alka Seltzer "All the sugar and twice the caffeine " - Jolt Cola Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Dantius Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 Before they send us To a grave Alien Beasts use Burma-Shave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Harehunter Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 "Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids." Click to reveal.. ("Bad Rabbit") Once upon a time in the imaginary kingdom of someone's imaginary world there lived a peaceful people who called themselves Trids. One day the Harehunter was visiting their village. Suddenly there arose a ruckus at the edge of town. When Harehunter got there, he saw a nasty ogre kicking the Trids around. "Why are you kicking these Trids?" he asked. With a loud chuckle, the ogre answered "Silly rabbit, kicks are for Trids." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Cairo Jim Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 I saw a crossword sort of thing on Facebook the other day, and the first 3 words you see are apparently the things you want most in life. I don't believe in those sort of things, but I looked out of boredom, and I got youth, power and freedom. The more I thought about it over the next couple days, I thought it would make an awesome slogan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unflappable Drayk adc. Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 First, this: Click to reveal.. (Slogan) http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4274166_700b.jpg -------- Next: -Is my signature, Nightwatcher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Triumph Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 "It's hard to stop a Trane." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Actaeon Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 Originally Posted By: Harehunter "Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids." Click to reveal.. [Contrived pun] At least you avoided the rather creepy Russian Reversal of this one. I, myself, couldn't decide if I liked "Think Different", because it was always trying do decide whether it was grammatically correct or not. "Got milk?" certainly isn't. I guess I'm going to go with "Breakfast of Champions" because I actually learned it from Vonnegut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Balladeer Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 "Brick, brick, brick, brick, brick, brick. It's fun." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Rowen Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 "Think Different" and "Where's the Beef" have always stuck with me. Also, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast keira Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 "Love and Tolerate" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Lilith Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 We must either love each other, or we must die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Goldengirl Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 Originally Posted By: Rechtawthgin: Aran's impersonate First, this: Click to reveal.. (Slogan) http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4274166_700b.jpg What, no Nietzsche? "You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star." Or, my own personal slogan - "Become better." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unflappable Drayk adc. Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 Originally Posted By: Jewels in Black "Brick, brick, brick, brick, brick, brick. It's fun." No! No! Stop it! Stop it! You, Monster ---------- -Nightwatcher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgeoning Battle Gamma Cpt. Charles Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 Originally Posted By: Lilith We must either love each other, or we must die. Heh. That sounds like he is threatening people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Lilith Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 if you're going to threaten people nuclear war is a good thing to do it with Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Goldengirl Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 Originally Posted By: Admiral Alex Heh. That sounds like he is threatening people. The thought of a Texan president of the United States threatening anyone when nuclear weapons are concerned is something that we haven't had to deal with in ages, I know. However, it has the possibility of putting a decisive end to the national leadership of politicians who come from desert places. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Trenton. Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubeman! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Balladeer Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 Originally Posted By: Nightwatcher No! No! Stop it! Stop it! You, Monster Wha? You'd rather have a platypus toy? It's a platypus. It doesn't DO anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast The Mystic Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 Sorry if it's a bit tacky to post this, considering recent events, but it's still a funny commercial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast keira Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 I can't believe I forgot . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Harehunter Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 I was actually working at a Wendy's when this one came out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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