Understated Ur-Drakon Callie Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 Bacon vodka sounds terrible. Then again, so do a lot of things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Tirien Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 Ive had a Bacon Maple Bar before from Voodoo donuts. Its like having maple syrup get on your bacon while eating waffles. I still think serviles make great bacon, along with the poor. Originally Posted By: FnordCola There's no topic drift like Spiderweb forums topic drift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Goldengirl Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 Originally Posted By: Tirien I still think serviles make great bacon, along with the poor. I don't always eat bacon, but when I do, I prefer pig. Or, on rare occasion, ornk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Dikiyoba Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 Originally Posted By: Tirien I still think serviles make great bacon, along with the poor. Originally Posted By: FnordCola There's no topic drift like Spiderweb forums topic drift. That's not topic drift. That's topic derailment. You unsellable trowel. Dikiyoba is ashamed to bring that back up, but not clearly not nearly ashamed enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Khoth Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 Originally Posted By: Dikiyoba You unsellable trowel. Just wait for Avadon. It lets you take an unsellable trowel and sell it anyway. Edit: Originally Posted By: Dikjstra My point today is that, if we wish to count posts, we should not regard them as "posts produced" but as "posts spent": the current conventional wisdom is so foolish as to book that count on the wrong side of the ledger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Student of Trinity Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 Sellable trowels, unsellable trowels, making the unsellable sellable. Ahh. Am I really just a naive and foolish dreamer, to believe that someday, somehow, it will be possible, to live in a world with no trowels at all? At the end of the day, after all, Isn't that really what we all want? Anyway, congratulations to Khoth on his post count. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unflappable Drayk Ceiling Durkheim Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 You've been to Voodoo donuts?! Good times. I'm a vegetarian, but I've eaten part of a bacon maple bar by accident. It was dark, there was a donut bucket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast The Mystic Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 Originally Posted By: FnordCola Perhaps some bacon vodka to go with the egg rum? Thanks, but no thanks. I like bacon, but it doesn't like me. The best way to drink vodka is with orange juice, and the bacon flavor would ruin it. EDIT: I just noticed Khoth's post count. Congrats! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotghroth Rhapsody RCCCL Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 Well, I'm going to be the one to try and bring this topic back on subject, only to watch skew again within the next three posts. It's snowing here again, maybe an inch inch & 1/2 overnight, then again on Thursday, then the big one on Friday night/Saturday morning, just in time for Christmas(and just in time to make my drive home Saturday morning extremely fun)! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Goldengirl Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 Originally Posted By: RCCCL It's snowing here again, maybe an inch inch & 1/2 overnight, then again on Thursday, then the big one on Friday night/Saturday morning, just in time for Christmas(and just in time to make my drive home Saturday morning extremely fun)! Yesterday there was a surprise snow, and we got a few inches. Several of my friends went snow driving to have fun sliding around. A handful of other friends and I decided to continue watching movies instead of engaging in such silliness. Now all the snow has either melted or turned to slush. I'm still holding out for a white Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Dantius Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 Originally Posted By: Dikiyoba Dikiyoba doesn't see a reason to ruin perfectly good eggnog by adding alcohol. I know, right? If you try to add alcohol in a sufficent quantity to even be able to taste it, all that results is that you water down the thick and creamy deliciousness of eggnog until you get some sort of thin milky alcoholic slush that's not good at all. I keep my alcohol drinking totally separate from my eggnog consumption, yessir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotghroth Rhapsody RCCCL Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 Originally Posted By: RCCCL Well, I'm going to be the one to try and bring this topic back on subject, only to watch skew again within the next three posts. Originally Posted By: Dantius Originally Posted By: Dikiyoba Dikiyoba doesn't see a reason to ruin perfectly good eggnog by adding alcohol. I know, right? If you try to add alcohol in a sufficent quantity to even be able to taste it, all that results is that you water down the thick and creamy deliciousness of eggnog until you get some sort of thin milky alcoholic slush that's not good at all. I keep my alcohol drinking totally separate from my eggnog consumption, yessir. Am I right, or am I right. I also like the taste of eggnog with out the alcohol, or at least with very little alcohol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unflappable Drayk Ceiling Durkheim Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 I'm just not partial to eggnog, m'self. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall The Ratt Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 I've never tried eggnog, so I'm not sure what alcohol to suggest to add to it. Some people I know mixed eggnog with Irish creme and said it tasted good, but they had already had a decent amount of alcohol and I didn't try it, so I don't know if it really was any good. Incidently don't try chocolate with bacon in it. It sounds good, but ends up just being overwhelming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chittering Clawbug Maimonides Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 Originally Posted By: The Ratt Incidently don't try chocolate with bacon in it. It sounds good It does not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Dintiradan Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 So that's what a stomach pump feels like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Niemand Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 I see what you're trying to do. I'm not sure whom you're attempting to punish, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast keira Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 Originally Posted By: Maimonides Originally Posted By: The Ratt Incidently don't try chocolate with bacon in it. It sounds good It does not. It's good for the first few bites then it gets bleh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Enraged Slith Posted December 21, 2010 Share Posted December 21, 2010 Originally Posted By: Sylae Corell Originally Posted By: Maimonides Originally Posted By: The Ratt Incidently don't try chocolate with bacon in it. It sounds good It does not. It's good for the first few bites then it gets bleh... Why would you even put that in your mouth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall The Ratt Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Because if you don't think about it too hard, it sounds good. I mean they both taste good by themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Alorael at Large Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 As Leon Kass would say, there can be wisdom in repugnance. —Alorael, who finds bacon slightly odious. Chocolate bacon? Positively abominable! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast The Mystic Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Originally Posted By: Games Birds Play —Alorael, who finds bacon slightly odious. I tend to avoid bacon. I like it, but it sure doesn't like me. Originally Posted By: Games Birds Play Chocolate bacon? Positively abominable! In a word: ewwww. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Tirien Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 But what if its chocolate made to look like bacon? Would it still be delicious despite its appearance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast The Mystic Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Chocolate that looks like bacon, maybe. Bacon itself, only when I want to live dangerously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotghroth Rhapsody RCCCL Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Chocolate covered bacon sounds like one of those awful fair foods. Like a Deepfried Snickers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unflappable Drayk Ceiling Durkheim Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Fried twinkies! Oh god, the vile and terrible redundancy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Dantius Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 I still think my favorite disgusting state fair food would have to be... deep fried Coca-Cola. I don't even know how they do it- it's a miracle of modern science. I still think magnets must be involved somehow though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Tirien Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Originally Posted By: Dantius ... deep fried Coca-Cola. I just spent several minutes trying to think of something more disgusting than that... And the only thing I came up with was chocolate coated deep fried coca-cola. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Lilith Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Originally Posted By: Dantius I still think my favorite disgusting state fair food would have to be... deep fried Coca-Cola. I don't even know how they do it- it's a miracle of modern science. they soak batter in coca-cola, and deep-fry it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Dikiyoba Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 If only they wrapped that batter around onion slices before deep-frying it, it would be delicious. Dikiyoba. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Student of Trinity Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Chocolate haggis for the win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk nikki. Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 Deep-fried Mars bars aren't that bad, to whoever brought that up. And if nobody did, they're still good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Enraged Slith Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 Fair food is an abomination and should be illegal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Lilith Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 Originally Posted By: Enraged Slith Fair food is an abomination and should be illegal. foul food is presumably even worse though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Tirien Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 Originally Posted By: Enraged Slith Fair food is an abomination and should be illegal. But...what about the onion rings?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Student of Trinity Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 Fowl is fine, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast The Mystic Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 Originally Posted By: Lilith Originally Posted By: Enraged Slith Fair food is an abomination and should be illegal. foul food is presumably even worse though Fair food can be pretty foul, though. I grew up working at craft fairs, and have firsthand knowledge of how foul fair fare can be (especially when you're outside on a hot summer day, and the weather forecast is a near-record high temperature). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk nikki. Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 Originally Posted By: Lilith Originally Posted By: Enraged Slith Fair food is an abomination and should be illegal. foul food is presumably even worse though But fair is foul, and foul fair, isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Tirien Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 The only way this thread could get any fouler is if someone posts a image of some fowl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Dantius Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 Originally Posted By: Nikki. But fair is foul, and foul fair, isn't it? Hover through fowl and filthy fairs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unflappable Drayk Ceiling Durkheim Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 What...I..wait. How. But. What. But I but no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Dikiyoba Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 Originally Posted By: Tirien The only way this thread could get any fouler is if someone posts a image of some fowl. Q: Why did the red junglefowl cross the road? A: Genetic contamination from chickens. Dikiyoba will be here all night, or at least until the rotten vegetables come out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast keira Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 Most fair food is nasty, but there's some that's <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Goldengirl Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 Originally Posted By: FnordCola What...I..wait. How. But. What. But I but no. Agreed. This just isn't fair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Randomizer Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 Originally Posted By: Sylae Corell Most fair food is nasty, but there's some that's <3 so faire is foul and fowl is fair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Tirien Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 What did we do to deserve this punishment?! Oh, and I suddenly want some Foul Fare at a Fowl Fair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Callie Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 Originally Posted By: Tirien What did we do to deserve this punishment?! . It happuns, sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall The Ratt Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 This thread goes no further!!! You must all pay a fare! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast The Mystic Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 Originally Posted By: Tirien Oh, and I suddenly want some Foul Fare at a Fowl Fair. I don't know what's worse, fair fare of foul fowl. Originally Posted By: Excalibur Originally Posted By: Tirien What did we do to deserve this punishment?! It happuns, sometimes. Have pun, will travel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotghroth Rhapsody Tracer Bullet Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 Well, try holding out for a white Christmas in Manila. Man, I hate not getting any snow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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