Magnificent Ornk Dikiyoba Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Two new things today! First, a Characters page, to help you keep the most important made-up characters straight. Second, Chapter 5: Ascension. I really hope it works. --- Originally Posted By: Randomizer Don't make Dikiyoba mad, look what happened to me. I lost my magic powers and now generate an anti-magic field. Then I got knocked out, tied up, and dumped in a deserted forum. All this because I passed her in the total post count numbers. I do not let these so-called horrible things happen to your characters because I'm mad or annoyed at you. Writing a story like that wouldn't be very good, plus it would require far more anger than I can be bothered to muster up. That said, Dikiyoba may change Dikiyoba's mind if you continue to use the wrong pronouns. Just imagine the suffering your poor avatars will undergo then! (There is technically not a correct pronoun for Dikiyoba's gender, but hey, at least you have your pick of neutral ones. Or just use Dikiyoba's name. Whatever works best for you.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Randomizer Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Nice chapter. Dikiyoba, I based your gender on your preference from all the times it was listed as male. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Acky Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 The characters page was a very good idea, Dikiyoba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Ephesos Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 (finally catches up again) Haha, much better. Liking it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Dikiyoba Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Chapter 6: Welcome To Spiderweb It's a bit short, but Dikiyoba thinks it will do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Acky Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Open after reading the Chapter: Click to reveal.. Emperor Tullegolar stood in silence. Around him, Jeran Korak, Azuma, Nalyd, Ackrovan, and Neossokrass had a chant of their own. "For the Emperor! E! T! E! T!" haha hilarious. Good as always. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Niemand Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Though short, it contained much interesting action, and was very much to my satisfaction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unflappable Drayk Sleeping Dragon Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 You know, if Spiderweb ever needs an extra fighter... or better yet, a healer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk nikki. Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 I've just finished reading Chapter 7, and it's pretty impressive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Sudanna Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Hooray for being a flunky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Dikiyoba Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Chapter 7: Nobody Stands Alone Dikiyoba is updating frequently again. What is this madness? And how can Dikiyoba make it last? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Ephesos Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 I would like to respawn near the battle, please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Dikiyoba Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Are you kidding? After five episodes, I've finally got you and your blasted crickets in a situation where you can't muck up my plans beyond all reason. I'm not bringing you back until I absolutely have to. So what if Dikiyoba had to write Dikiyoba's self out of the story in the process? It was a worthwhile sacrifice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Randomizer Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 This is definitely wrong. Tyranicus hasn't died in a very long time. Actually in light of his current form, it should be udderly wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotghroth Rhapsody Duck in a Top Hat Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 But in all the commotion, where was Duck? Dun dun dun... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Dikiyoba Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 Chapter 8: Loyalty Once again, it is short. Dikiyoba thinks you will like it anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Spddin Ignis Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 I just started reading these dikiyoba, and i find them very enjoyable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Dikiyoba Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 Okay, I know I've asked this question before. Unfortunately, I don't remember where. I suspect it was somewhere in the missing section of the Episode 5 thread. What order were the forums in right before the release of Avernum 5? (Sheesh, I'm that far behind.) I think the order was: General Tech Support Announcements Mod Board --- Geneforge 4 Avernum 4 Nethergate/N:R Geneforge Series BoA BoA Editor Avernum Trilogy BoE Exile Trilogy However, Dikiyoba is not sure Dikiyoba has the Nethergate or BoE forums in the right spot. Does anyone remember? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Callie Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 Originally Posted By: Dikiyoba BoA BoA Editor Avernum Trilogy BoE Exile Trilogy I remember that this was the correct order for these five forums. I never payed attention to the other four so I don't remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotghroth Rhapsody Artemis~ Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 hehe Diki's gonna kill us all off. I'm sure she'd make an excepion for flowers and chocolates... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Dikiyoba Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 Quote: she'd *sigh* You know, using female-specific pronouns doesn't really work on someone who is not female and it's pretty rude to keep using them on someone who has requested that you do otherwise. Dikiyoba is just saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Acky Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 Personally, I prefer shorter, more friequient updates rather then longer, sparse chapters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk nikki. Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 Originally Posted By: Dikiyoba Quote: she'd *sigh* You know, using female-specific pronouns doesn't really work on someone who is not female and it's pretty rude to keep using them on someone who has requested that you do otherwise. Dikiyoba is just saying. It's the "cute" issue all over again, except that was actually funny, and we eventually got Nicothodes to admit to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Randomizer Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 Originally Posted By: Nikki. It's the "cute" issue all over again, except that was actually funny, and we eventually got Nicothodes to admit to it. After many, many mechanical pencil wounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast The Mystic Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 Forgot to mention last time I was online: Quote: Four pairs of eyes are better than two, after all. This is uncannily similar to what I've said in real life. It may be just a coincidence; but if it isn't, either Dikiyoba and I know each other outside of these forums without realizing it, or I may have a stalker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Dikiyoba Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 Dikiyoba says RUN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall The Ratt Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Oh boy, that's tense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Acky Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 I personally prefer the more friequint, shorter chapters rather then the rare, longer chapters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrulous Glaahk Neossokrass Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Originally Posted By: Mononoke You know what would be good? Another chapter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk nikki. Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Neo, I only did that because there was a new chapter. Unless you know something we don't, quit hounding Diki. School just started for our resident Fyora, so it's likely to be a while before we get a new chapter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Ephesos Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 ...okay. Dikiyoba can let us know when Dikiyoba would like this topic unlocked. Heck, Dikiyoba can unlock this topic. But for now, lockage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Dikiyoba Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Well, it's finally time for another update. Don't get your hopes up too high; Chapter 10: Collapse is short and not particularly good. Also, it's extremely delayed, so sorry about that. Dikiyoba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Drayk Armitage Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 It's out of alphabetical order and therefore doesn't line up with the other chapters correctly when it comes to the forward and back chapter buttons. By "extremely delayed" do you mean "a year and a half"? If that was the board upgrade... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Dikiyoba Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Whoops. Thanks for pointing that out. Quote: By "extremely delayed" do you mean "a year and a half"? If that was the board upgrade... Dikiyoba meant that it had been a month between chapters, but that interpretation works well too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Acky Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Am I dead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Ephesos Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 *cough* I believe some of us are waiting for our plot tangent to be revived. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Spddin Ignis Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 wait a second. am I dead? oh...wait i was never in... but i enjoy the stories Diki Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Dikiyoba Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 Chapter 11: How To Become An Evil Overlord The recent rumors on SV that Dintiradan is merely Dikiyoba's multi account are completely untrue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Ephesos Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 Good stuff. Now where's that beta report? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotghroth Rhapsody Duck in a Top Hat Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 Who is this incompetent Duck person and why hasn't he been fired? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Randomizer Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 I see some things are mooving back to normal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Dikiyoba Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 Chapter 12: Back In Action Dikiyoba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrulous Glaahk Neossokrass Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 I apoligize for my previous post. I thought it'd be whitty. Oh yeah, that reminds me. I need to get Jewels to get me an element so you can kill me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Drayk Armitage Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 Neossokrass is not eligible for a unique element. He knows why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast The Mystic Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Originally Posted By: Neossokrass I need to get Jewels to get me an element so you can kill me. If memory serves, most (if not all) elements are already taken. You'll have to settle for an isotope; to my knowledge, the only one anyone's claimed so far is carbon-14 (mine). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Callie Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Jewels expressed some reluctance in letting people pick isotopes because she had to figure out how to add them in with HTML code or something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk nikki. Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Also, Slarty has just told us that Neo is an alt-account. Why else would he not be allowed a unique element? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Dantius Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 You can make up elements like Unbitrium, element 123. It doesn't exist, but who cares about reality? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Sudanna Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 #123? Pfah! 115 FTW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall The Ratt Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Well, that's an interesting twist. I'm wondering what I will find in the kitchen cupboards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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