Artemis~

I'm glad that I won't be an adult any time soon. I don't want to have to nag at my kids, talk about dime movies and oldies stations, or fantasize about "back in the day when we breastfed our children and watched flipbook cartoons. Those were the S-word!" But I suppose I won't know the difference later on. Good job to you guys for surviving the seventies. ~Artemis and cartoons. I never really cared much for them, even when HDTV was invented. Dantius is going to kill me for implying that he's old again.

Quote: I took apart a motor one day and set the rod down, and then another day I just stuck it my mouth, and I have been chewing on it most days since then. I'm not sure if that's too santary. But it just might give you strong teeth.

Deserance sounds cooler. Like an uber-mysterious warrior type of name. "And Desperance, sword ready in hand, hacked through the army of goblins like butter. Only when they all lay eternally submissive before him did he sheath his blade." Damn. I'm poetic. ~Artemis and poems. I used to write, until I learned the meaning of homework overload.

Quote: Basically, the geneforge and the canisters are made out of the same gene-warping technology That's what I think. But the canisters don't do as much as the geneforge (which gives a bunch of different skills and makes you uber-powerful cool) so it's just a lighter version of the geneforge. After all, even though a canister changes ONE skill, it probably could still be classified as a geneforge. Just a mini-geneforge. ~Artemis and mini things. Anything smaller than it's supposed to be is cute. Like those sprite cans that are the size of my fist. And tiny little modle cars. And premature babies. But not canisters.

Patches don't work, love. At least not that I've seen, which do nothing but take up more space in your harddrive and screw up your game. If you find one that does, let me know. I'm not sure if their is a directx version for G3 like in G5, though. ~Artemis and G3. It's my favorite game, even though the graphics are an eyesore.

Quote: There's always edible paper, used to have that when I was a kid. Really, the only practical use I ever got out of it was eating it. Negative. There was that food coloring ink pen that you could use to write "secret notes" (which really weren't that useful, considering 9 year olds don't have any worthwhile secrets) and eat them afterwards. I didn't like the taste of the ink, so I took stacks of edible paper by the dozens (particularly the blue ones) and crammed them into my mouth. ~Artemis and secrets. Secrets are fun to keep, but even funer to tell. But I don't tell.

Quote: —Alorael, who supposes the only thing better would be geneforging geneforges. By hand. ...Doesn't that happen already? Geneforging geneforges or MAKING them at a rediculous pace? ~Artemis and Geneforges. Point blank, if there were no Geneforge made, there probably wouldn't be a war. It all started why Trajkov was coveting the Geneforge, anyway. Then again, the Geneforge isn't he only reason why the shapers and rebles started fighting. A virtual essence pod to the genius who comes up with the other uber-obvious reasons why the rebels don't like the shapers.

Quote: You shouldn't eat your papers, Artemis. heh. Eating[COMMA] papers. ha. own. ~Artemis and eating paper. I'm sure that i've done it a couple times, but not that I remember...

Quote: You know, Commanding a army of loyal serviles would be cool, but i don't think that the game was supposed to be where you act power hungry, just saying not necissarily. You can be a nice guy, but not go anywhere in the game. "Hey, let me try to come to a peace agreement between the shapers and the rebels, not choose a side!" But of course, Geneforge would be no fun. ~Artemis and fun. The way that I classify fun is nowhere near what you might think is fun. Trust me on that one.

I'm a big crammer. I procrastinate on studying, homework, eating, papers, and the likes. They're usually done the day before, unless the assignment is particularly interesting (which is usually a history assignment). And yet I have a 3.9 average. I love life. ~Artemis and homework. I don't like homework. Homework is essential to learning what I need to learn, but that doesn't mean I have to like it.

I only voted for the saints because i'd feel like a pityless jerk if I didn't. After all, it WAS they're first time in the super bowl. ~Artemis and football. I don't know any players, rules, or teams. I just like the superbowl commercials.

I have no life. ~Artemis and not having a life. I spend most of it online, which is partly why I don't have much of one.

Well, since I'm not getting any presents today, I can't say "Merry Christmas," So a Merry Friday to you all. ~Artemis and Friday. It's not the best day of the week, as commonly inferred. All Friday does is remind you that it's not Saturday yet.

Very good. Veryverygood. ~Artemis and Indian accents. They're so cool, but not when people are imitating it. Then its lame.

**dances** CONGRAAAATS! Do you happen to be short of a virtual flower girl? ~Artemis and Marriage. I wish I were at my parent's wedding. I heard that it was funny.

I happen to prefer Geneforge also, but then again, I've only played Avernum 5 and Exile 1. ~Artemis and Avernum. I like it, but I can't afford another one right now. Darn you, allowance!

It's not possible, but you can use a cheat to level up faster. I suppose that's better then nothing. ~Artemis and cheats. I play through without them at first, and then run through a game with them. It takes about an hour.

Yes, but Jesus and Mohammed were both prophets, I think, not gods. I haven't met anyone named after the majority of Greek Gods, though: Only Athena, and maybe there's an Artemis here and there...*winks* ~Artemis and Greek Mythology. It's an obsession that I happen to have. I can name all of the gods, minor gods, most of the Demigods, and create a family tree of them. Ownage.

Quote: Yes. He is subtly asking to bear one by Alcritas. Aran, that's disturbing. As for Mr. Stranger, I don't even know what you're book is about, but I'm a real fan of authors born out of the mist. Knowing your reputation, the storyline is bound to be good. ~Artemis and good storylines. I once read a book that was a bit over 1000 pages, but the storyline went absolutely nowhere. The plot changes were so subtle, that I felt like the character was teleporting to different settings. It was annoying as fuhshiznit.

Hehe. 'Zat won't go so well with the religious. Remember, we're ALL not atheist, believe it or not. ~Artemis and Atheism. I am. But that's not the point.

Will, love, you don't have a baby. ~Artemis and babies. I have a baby brother. He's annoying. 'Nuff said.

I wish that I could create a meaningful thread in 3 words. Alas, I don't happen to be that important. ~Artemis and this random well-known-spiderwebber. I would ask who you are, but I'd catch hell. So, without further ado, welcome back Mr. Stranger.

Aw, come on. Don't change the topic...that's my job. It's also the only reason the mods keep me around. I purge bland discussion. ~Artemis and unwanted discussion. I provide alot of it around here. Which is probably why you guys don't like me very much.

Hehe. I've broken alot of things, but a finger isn't on my list. It must hurt like fuhshiznit. ~Artemis and accident-prone-ness. I've never tripped over my own feet, but I've tripped over someone elses. I also ran into a pole when I heard that Carlos was going out with Amanda again. Talk about shock.

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