Easygoing Eyebeast keira Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 time for me to offer some advice to all the youngfolk that are popping up nowadays if you wear your hat backwards you are a blithering idiot the only thing higher than your waistline should be your credit score the only time you should go clubbing is if you are a barbarian in a role playing game not that you should play those they make your eyes fall out remember, if you post your geneforge or nethergate on the internet its there forever. you wouldnt want an employer seeing that would you always take the bus if you can. jesus took the bus young man dont give me that attitude. if you cant take the bus and have to drive dont be a punkass blasting music. if you have one of these in your car the noise will literally cause your eyeballs to vibrate out of their eyeholes. especially if you listen to that satanic rock and roll. there are even some buses so strong they can carry entire airplane wings and remember, when you have kids of your own you'll need to give them advice, just like im giving you advice. so you should do what i do and head down to your basement. once youre there you can step over all the cats and copies of usa today from 1986 and type up your advice on one of these bad boys. and now i will be handing this topic over to my fellow responsible adults who im sure sure will be able to give some advice as well Aran, Student of Trinity, Xaiya and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Sudanna Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Slawbug Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 remember, if you post your geneforge or nethergate on the internet its there forever. you wouldnt want an employer seeing that would you ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Callie Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 That is an impressive length of post to write without capitalization. Congrats! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Randomizer Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 there is nothing wrong with being a bigot since you don't have to waste time rationalizing your prejudices. just don't mention them in public. especially if you are looking for a job and one of them might see it when you apply. you know your job is in trouble if your next assignment is to train some one to do your job and especially if the person is off shore. always update your resume so you can be the first one out the door to some place better. there is always some place better since your first job is rarely what you love to do for the rest of your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Goldengirl Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 always congratulate people on their 3000th post always like people's selfies, they're showing a lot of courage by putting themselves out there always ask people's gender pronouns, don't assume you know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrulous Glaahk Questionably Legal Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 remember, if you post your geneforge or nethergate on the internet its there forever. you wouldnt want an employer seeing that would you This must be why Jeff is self-employed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Lilith Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 remember, if you post your geneforge or nethergate on the internet its there forever. you wouldnt want an employer seeing that would you i know someone who got a job because of a let's play thread. true story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Alorael at Large Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 I know someone who didn't capitalize any letters in a post and he died. —Alorael, who hopes that doesn't happen to you. To be sure, you'd better forward this thread to ten friends in the next week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Aran Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 I know someone who didn't capitalize any letters in a post and he died. (i also heard of someone who didn't use punctuation and he died twice) nikki. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unflappable Drayk Edgwyn Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 your underwear should not be visible you should wear underwear it is possible to walk uphill to school both ways i had an apple ii gs, not an amiga there are some cop cars so strong that they can carry an f-15 http://www.strategypage.com/military_photos/military_photos_200531423.aspx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Student of Trinity Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Never say anything to anyone that you wouldn't want them to not feel bad about telling someone else about if they said it to someone they cared about as much as they care about you not knowing who they are, because at the end of the first day of the rest of your life, you're going to have to look twice at yourself in the mirror and still be able to sleep through the alarm in the morning after. Just keep that clearly in mind and you'll do fine, fine. Not grand, mind you. For the grand advice, I have a paywall. Goldengirl and Questionably Legal 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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