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Originally Posted By: Lilith
Originally Posted By: Pseudorandomizer
It was a sad sad day when I filled up the three GB drive on my first computer...I had to delete the folder "Important Financial Documents" in order to install Starcraft tongue


there are better ways to hide your porn you know
It was that obvious? Drats!
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Originally Posted By: Pseudorandomizer
Originally Posted By: Lilith
Originally Posted By: Pseudorandomizer
It was a sad sad day when I filled up the three GB drive on my first computer...I had to delete the folder "Important Financial Documents" in order to install Starcraft tongue


there are better ways to hide your porn you know
It was that obvious? Drats!


Really, it was obvious only because you're probably too young to have to deal with "important financial documents".

Though, in fairness, if you were older, it would probably still suspicious, because who keeps financial documents on their computer anymore?
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Originally Posted By: Lilith
Originally Posted By: Dantius
Though, in fairness, if you were older, it would probably still suspicious, because who keeps financial documents on their computer anymore?


where else would you keep them, a Filofax?


You keep your important financial documents on the Internet, which ironically is also the same place you keep your important financial documents.
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Originally Posted By: Dantius
Originally Posted By: Pseudorandomizer
Originally Posted By: Lilith
It was a sad sad day when I filled up the three GB drive on my first computer...I had to delete the folder "Important Financial Documents" in order to install Starcraft tongue


there are better ways to hide your porn you know
It was that obvious? Drats!
Though, in fairness, if you were older, it would probably still suspicious, because who keeps financial documents on their computer anymore?
Oh yeah because the encrypted archive named "porn.7z" is soooo much more subtle than "Important Financial Documents".
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I always manage to fill up all the space on my hard drives. It's just with increasingly nonessential things. Nowadays I don't have to bother with deleting just about anything. Tons of ancient documents? Sure, hang onto them for nostalgia. Videos? Maybe I'll watch them again someday. Music? Might as well be in lossless format. Sure, I can't tell the difference, but I might want to share it with an audiophile one day—and the terrible acoustics of my performance in a living room should be pristinely recorded!

 

—Alorael, who keeps his important financial documents usually on or near his desktop. They're usually named something not terribly helpful to keep the riff-raff who somehow hacked his relatively secure computer away. But as a consolation prize, he keeps plenty of inspirational material, notably various religious pamphlets, with appropriately financial document names.

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Microfilm and microfiche are still preferred archival media. They have their benefits and their downsides, but they're among the most stable and easily stored media.

 

—Alorael, who backs up all his data on microfilm. It ends up looking somewhat like tiny pictures of punchcards. Then he backs up the microfilm digitally.

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Originally Posted By: In memory of the forgetful
Microfilm and microfiche are still preferred archival media. They have their benefits and their downsides, but they're among the most stable and easily stored media.


Yeah, I used them a fair bit last semester. Filofaxes, on the other hand, do not inhabit the same spheres as I.
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Originally Posted By: In memory of the forgetful
Microfilm and microfiche are still preferred archival media. They have their benefits and their downsides, but they're among the most stable and easily stored media.


Haven't seen them in libraries in a long while though. At least I'm old enough to have actually used them for research once (for a middle-school project, mind).


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—Alorael, who backs up all his data on microfilm. It ends up looking somewhat like tiny pictures of punchcards. Then he backs up the microfilm digitally.


... wait
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Don't worry. I make sure to keep hard copy printouts of all those images of microfilm saved to my hard drive.

 

—Alorael, who usually puts the printouts together into binders or actually binds them as books (if he knows he'll need the information for a long time). He's got whole shelves full of the things.

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Originally Posted By: Polaran
Originally Posted By: In memory of the forgetful
Microfilm and microfiche are still preferred archival media. They have their benefits and their downsides, but they're among the most stable and easily stored media.


Haven't seen them in libraries in a long while though. At least I'm old enough to have actually used them for research once (for a middle-school project, mind).


Having done lots of genealogy I have used microfilm to look things up also. It still has its uses.
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And to think that a mere 30+ years ago, people used punched cards for storage. By the way, has anyone seen Chad hanging around lately? The last time I saw him, he was pretty tensed out. He needs to learn to let the chips fall where they may. I seem to have misplaced my bit bucket, as well. I need it so I can repair these cards with holes in them. With out them, I'm going to feel all out of sorts. I guess I'd better wrap this up before some tries to deck me.

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Originally Posted By: Necris Omega
... I imagine Harehunter blowing a vacuum tube stringing that nightmare of antiquated storage puns together.

Canines abhor a vacuum. And, no I didn't blow a tube, but I did blow off some steam. Look out Stanley, I'm chugging through.

Originally Posted By: Excalibur
Originally Posted By: Harehunter
By the way, has anyone seen Chad hanging around lately?

Just ask Al Gore.
Now I have used a few AlGorithms in my career as a programmer. They come in pretty handy for solving some problems. Has anyone seen my slide ruler?
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Originally Posted By: Goldenqueen
Backing up is for chickens. If my disk failed right now I would cease to exist.
Paranoia is a healthy attribute for Database Administrators. I have backups of my backups, and backups of those backups at an offsite location. I do the same thing with my personal machine at home, except I don't have an offsite location. I wonder if I shouldn't check out Carbonite?
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While my media collection is only present in two copies (desktop+notebook, with a backup on the desktop's secondary drive), my important documents are synchronized to several cloud services, and in a distributed versioning system (bzr) that is stored in four places (desktop, notebook, university account and web host).

 

Edit: And posting this reminded me that the repository is overdue for a commit and push.

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