1. What is your name?
Ephesos.
2. How old are you?
21.
3. Where do you live?
St. Louis, Missouri, USA.
4. What is your favorite color?
Green.
5. How many phones do you own?
One.
7. Wait, what happened to question six?
Swamp gas. And the Formellan Face-Leaping Spiders.
8. Someone has just loaned you a time machine that can take you to any location on the planet during any time period. Where/when do you go?
I wouldn't mind seeing MLK's "I Have a Dream" in person.
9. If you were forced to change your PDN to something completely unrelated to its current form and your original username, what would it be?
Vuvuzela.
10. If you could transform at will into any living animal, what animal would it be?
Hawk.
11. It's ninja sliths versus pirate nephilim. Who should win?
Ninja sliths.