Magnificent Ornk Student of Trinity Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 The pitch: It's a bunch of cute, fluffy bunnies and mischievous kittens. Versus Cthulhu. But here's the twist: the bunnies and kittens turn out to be more evil than he is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Tirien Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 Originally Posted By: Student of Trinity The pitch: It's a bunch of cute, fluffy bunnies and mischievous kittens. Versus Cthulhu. But here's the twist: the bunnies and kittens turn out to be more evil than he is. Cthulhu isnt evil, he/she/it is just misunderstood! We all know bunnies are evil though. Pure evil which will devour your soul. The kittens are the source of lolcats, which proves their evil. Plus, they will drink your blood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Ephesos Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 Hrm. I think I like this game. "It's like NASA... but IN SPACE." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Dintiradan Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 They Fight Crime! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast keira Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 My speech and debate class (all 7 of us) is doing sales speeches at the moment. We had to invent a product and pitch it. I did a robot servant/slave. Unfortunately the picture I used as an example was apparently a male stripper :| Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Dikiyoba Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 ...how do you not notice you've got a picture of a stripper? Also, that's horrible but completely plausible. Dikiyoba. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Tirien Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 Originally Posted By: Sylae Corell I did a robot servant/slave. Unfortunately the picture I used as an example was apparently a male stripper :| Are you sure you didnt mean "Fortunately"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Lilith Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 A serious show set in the present day and following an organised crime family in the vein of The Sopranos, except all the mobsters have psychic powers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast keira Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 Originally Posted By: Tirien Originally Posted By: Sylae Corell I did a robot servant/slave. Unfortunately the picture I used as an example was apparently a male stripper :| Are you sure you didnt mean "Fortunately"? It happened once before...I was doing a powerpoint for a history class on crime is (forgot the country) and I put a stripper cop up there as the pic... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Tirien Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 Did you get an A on the powerpoint? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Dantius Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 It's a copy of the Golden Age Hollywood classic, but we switch out all the actors for ones that suck, dumb down the plot, and throw in a bunch of special effects to confuse people. Then we hype it up a bit in commercials that try to cash in on the popularity of the original, and BAM instant classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Sudanna Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 Dantius, you're doing it wrong. Too much bitter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Dikiyoba Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 Originally Posted By: Sylae Corell It happened once before...I was doing a powerpoint for a history class on crime is (forgot the country) and I put a stripper cop up there as the pic... Again, how? Dikiyoba will offer up a cheesy sci-fi movie titled Raptors vs. Dragons. The plot should be self-explanatory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgeoning Battle Gamma Masquerade Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 I offer you the future of interior decorating! It is a strange exotic non-sentient life form called a plant, placed into a ceramic containment unit called a pot. Together they are called chuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Triumph Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 Originally Posted By: Dikiyoba Dikiyoba will offer up a cheesy sci-fi movie titled Raptors vs. Dragons. The plot should be self-explanatory. To be followed by a holiday-themed sequel aimed at the Harry Potter audience: Reindeer Vs. Unicorns!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast keira Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 Originally Posted By: Dikiyoba Originally Posted By: Sylae Corell It happened once before...I was doing a powerpoint for a history class on crime is (forgot the country) and I put a stripper cop up there as the pic... Again, how? Google Images + rushing to finish presentation at last minute...yeah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Alorael at Large Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 You know "how many five year olds could you take in a fight?" Well, zombie apocalypse flicks and reality TV are both in right now, so... —Alorael, who supposes that no five year olds are harmed in the making of a film if they're already undead abominations. Maybe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Ephesos Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 I think we're all missing the fact that Dintiradan already won this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Tirien Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 Originally Posted By: Ephesos I think we're all missing the fact that Dintiradan already won this thread. We know that Eph, were just in denial. I dont see Dinti posting here, do you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Student of Trinity Posted December 16, 2010 Author Share Posted December 16, 2010 I must concede, They fight crime! wins. What to do next? The metapitch: It's an escalator pitch. Like an elevator pitch, but slanted. Waddya say? Mehh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Alorael at Large Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 He's giving a pitch in an elevator. She's unwilling to believe that Dinti already won the thread. They fight crime! —Alorael, who might want to know the pitch of the escalator. He's pretty sure most elevators are vertical, but escalators give you options. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Student of Trinity Posted December 16, 2010 Author Share Posted December 16, 2010 I've heard there are some fancy elevators that sometimes move sideways. Does anyone else have nightmares involving having to ascend ridiculously high buildings in ridiculously rickety or unstable elevators? I get these maybe only once every few years, but by now I've had enough of them that I recognize the genre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Dikiyoba Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 Dikiyoba can't say Dikiyoba ever has. A few endless stair dreams, but that's it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Tirien Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 Originally Posted By: Student of Trinity I've heard there are some fancy elevators that sometimes move sideways. Does anyone else have nightmares involving having to ascend ridiculously high buildings in ridiculously rickety or unstable elevators? I get these maybe only once every few years, but by now I've had enough of them that I recognize the genre. I remeber the elevators in the Luxor (in Las Vegas) go like that. Having a phobia of elevators beforehand didnt help. And yes, like so many other things on these forums, it gave me nightmares. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Erebus the Black Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 I used to have a "solely storming an orcish castle" dream, which involved a lot of jumping around avoiding arrows and going up an endless stairway which was built right outside the wall (maybe they were renovating the walls and those were the scaffolding). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotghroth Rhapsody waterplant Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 Originally Posted By: Student of Trinity I've heard there are some fancy elevators that sometimes move sideways. Does anyone else have nightmares involving having to ascend ridiculously high buildings in ridiculously rickety or unstable elevators? I get these maybe only once every few years, but by now I've had enough of them that I recognize the genre. Yes. I've dreamed this occasionally in recent years tho' the dream setting is a building that is under construction. Makes me shake just thinking about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk nikki. Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 In my opinion, it's not an elevator unless its capable of taking you straight up into the air, smashing through whatever roofs may be in the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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