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YES! i'm the very first to say merry christmas to y'all on christmas day, i thought it being 2:30 (at least where i am) i would be late, but no. i would have sooner but i was busy watching something while eating marshmellows. now i have to sleep to wake up later today, though no sleep will be had most likely. this post tastes quite sweet, and that's not just the marshmellow taste lingering. merry christmas y'all! and the first christmas miracle, two marshmellows, no 3, i just found in my emptied out marshellow bag, yay! good night, morning really. good night this morning damn, i was first when i started, now i definetly won't sleep, just crying.

i hate political corectness stuff, i would rant about it now but for some reason i just don't feel like it. look forward to a political correctness is stupid rant from me somewhere in the future, it's going on my to do list now.

actually, no because we start with one, not zero, people never say the zero'th house on the left, 1st is the word, no 1 is tasted much more often, and is also much more lonely than zero. i also enjoy analogies with Santa and god, i beleive in santa but not god, for i do not want to beleive in god, but do santa.

Oh yeah, i think i'm going to need everyone to say what time zone they are in now. also everyone have a happy splaturday tomorow, be sure to splat.

schoolo at 10:13 P.M.? man that tastes real bland, like super bland nihilist flavored. and even if you were, you could be in saturday in your mind...tricking yourself is real easy.

That's awsome then, and wierd, and very very sweet tasting. But it's not all that unbelievable since it's a pretty rational conclusion based on what the symbol looks like. My take on it is that the shapers think it looks good and has many interpretations and follows their like of abstract art.

actually on fanfiction.net there is a geneforge fanfic that describes the symbol in that way, spddin paraphrased that. i suppose it's possible both people had the same impression of it, however unlikely

Originally Posted By: Rowen Quote: Once upon a time, A NOUN VERBED at AN ADJECTIVE NOUN. Some day, when you least expect it, Mr. Q will suddenly pummel your body with A NOUN. You will not DIE or SURVIVE. I really wanted to ask..............HUH? and what's it taste like?

I have no comment to that, except i'm fine since i regularly eat ice anyway, and am, as far as i know thus far in my life, completely immune to brain freeze, so i do have a yummy comment then so there. another fun fact is i am quite good at resisting cold temperatures.

Personally for me saturday is my day off from EVERYTHING, just everything, starting somewhere between 2 and 4 ussually saturday afternoon, ending about 2 on sunday. so there's my excuse, ussually i'm playing geneforge or watching anime 'till 7 in the morning eating frozen snack foods.

SoT, i must congratulte you on that typed speach, it gave me chills while watching quick draw mcgraw, which for anyone's information is a hard thing to do to me. that last part is going in my sig to remember that. oh yea and Doer of Stuff congrats to you also. i have a feeling for myself that i will never marry anybody, but as i am 14 and never had a girlfriend even that would be an impossible guess to be made accurately.

I hate blandness, it tastes...well, actually it does not taste at all, so like...not. though one funny bland food i know of is my english teacher's flavorless nihilist mints.

eyebeasts, my would-be best creation in game. unfortunately i think they look creepy and although have a cool tone and feeling about them i think it looks much more awsome to have (giant) dragons BURN EVERYTHING BURN. if i was not, damn i had something really good to say but got a soda and forgot. now i feel dumb for such a short attention span

like art? just a suggestion, kinda.

well i see, i'll sum up what the long paragraphs for posts i ussually write by saying i'm into philosophy, and there's even a club for such at my school. recently learned of existentialism, which i like.

I keep feeling more and more like i'm the only person who really likes Geneforge, to the point of saying it's the best game in universe, but avernum/Exile, not so much. and for all the oldbies who are coming back...hi...that's all is suppose...for now.

Actually Originally Posted By: Master Ackrovan My Barzite Shaper managed to get 4 of them with intelligence at 2 that does not specify whether the eybeast or shapers intelligence was at 2, though kinda obvious not shaper's cause yes impossible if it's shapers, as mentioned like 900 kafillion times already

i would consider this creative, it's a list of annoying stuuf i have kept for no reason, yay! i hope it's not too long Click to reveal.. Annoying 1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage." 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..." 5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. 6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. 7. Speak only in a "robot" voice. 8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly. 9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub." 10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies. 11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. 12. Sniffle incessantly. 13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles. 14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up." 16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think." 17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training." 18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace." 19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot." 20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol. 21. Practice making fax and modem noises. 22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss. 23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up. 24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance. 25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person." 26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy." 27. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control. 28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment. 29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears. 30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room. 31. Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice. 32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting. 33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way." 34. Drum on every available surface. 35. Staple papers in the middle of the page. 36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates. 37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings. 38. Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks. 39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places. 40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page. 41. Set alarms for random times. 42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon. 43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving. 44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise. 45. Honk and wave to strangers. 46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange. 47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show. 48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies. 49. Wear your pants backwards. 50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register. 51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!" 52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE. 53. only type in lowercase. 54. dont use any punctuation either 55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets. 56. Pay for your dinner with pennies. 57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes. 58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question. 59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps. 60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J. Simpson conspiracy theories. 61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now." 62. Light road flares on a birthday cake. 63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley. 64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency. 65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador." 66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks. 67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained. 68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One." 69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk. 70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read. 71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it. 72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat. 73. Drive half a block. 74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination. 75. Ask people what gender they are. 76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray. 77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl. 78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes." 79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains, such as "Feliz Navidad," the Archies' "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song. 80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet. 81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day. 82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September. 83. Change your name to "John Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a." 84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. 85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed. 86. Wear a LOT of cologne. 87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing." 88. Sing along at the opera. 89. Mow your lawn with scissors. 90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!" 91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend." 92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme. 93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles." 94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture." 95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times. 96. Never make eye contact. 97. Never break eye contact. 98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn. 99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results. 100. Make appointments for the 31st of September. 101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties. 1. sing cartoon theme songs incessantly 2. always take things literally 3. whenever spoken to say “what did you say?” a few times even if you heard what was said to you 4. play the harmonica whenever you want to ignore people 5. whenever someone wants some of your food or candy “accidentally” drop it on the floor while giving it to them 6. respond 10 seconds after you normally would when speaking 7. whenever someone has their back to you squirt glue on their clothes 8. mumble important words out of your sentences when speaking 9. Misinterpret words other people say completely YAY! again

20 intelligence, since it would be impossible to have 4 eyebeasts with 2 intelligence EVER without SUPER CHEATING. a more ominous form of cheating that goes duhn...duhn...DUUUUUUHN. but after that it's impossible to die, side effects include overempowerment, false feeling of accomplishment, and empty feeling inside that says "you had to cheat, way to go loser", that you have to keep telling "shut up" until a rationale for the cheating is formed.

Originally Posted By: Shaper Tristan many more posts like that one and i'm going to pass out. what do you mean by that? maybe it's my posts are too convoluted? wordy? are too often about how something tastes like? I want an explanation right now mister because i don't know what i'm being attacked(?) about. was that an attack or compliment though?

Actually that's okay unless you wanna look for a loophole or something, terms of agreements are legal crap, the code of conduct is conduct rules, not legalese for don't copyright this, but all true nerds do some illegal things with their software or something like that.

Um...thank you, i was not aware something called a podcast existed, but then again i also used up a ?explicate (wikipedia for everyone not versed in llloydology) and need another to replace as it was my last not in reserves, and i'm out of patience right now. so in seriousness, is a podcast like a radio show or something like that? except on the web? that's what it seemed like to me, since it's friday i can't wait just a few hours and ask my friends who don't live in caves for anything having to do with culture non video game related.

But without an actual document for people to read it's like half anarchy, with a police force. people will not be able to easily see that this is a place of worship, er intelligence, and that nice is needed, and nothing will have said otherwise, and everything will burn. in conclusion i would like it to be put up, also casual fridays, except casual fridays, or at least whenever someone sees a new member to say this is an intelligent forum and "don't be a jerk". Or we could set aflame to anyone who spams, personally i think any or a combination of any of these would work effectively enough.

Personally i think boards of message taste much better, but you guys have different taste buds i suppose, nothing like a good message board snack and typing on a keyboard. mmmm, keyboard, oh wait no, mmmmm message board, yeah that's it. tastes kind of like metal if metal was a meat

Yeah, i tasted some and it was like awsome, but then the turles made me give it back, not awsome experience. DO NOT take any from them, much better to just wait by the door and forcefully get it from any new members. another option is to start thinking slightly logically then eat that, but it's just not the same eating your own sanity, nope. best option then is to assault the first new person that comees in and take their sanity, the fluffy turtles will dislike that, but have not claimed it by then so they can just simmer in jealousy