1. What is your name?
Ernie
2. How old are you?
26
3. Where do you live?
connecticut
4. What is your favorite color?
futuristic silver
5. How many phones do you own?
including nonworking old phones about 10
7. Wait, what happened to question six?
black hole
8. Someone has just loaned you a time machine that can take you to any location on the planet during any time period. Where/when do you go?
ancient rome
9. If you were forced to change your PDN to something completely unrelated to its current form and your original username, what would it be?
purple cow
10. If you could transform at will into any living animal, what animal would it be?
silver Dragon
11. It's ninja sliths versus pirate nephilim. Who should win?
Chuck Norris