Easygoing Eyebeast The Mystic Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 Originally Posted By: Master1 If I were a shaper, there would be no political parties. This would be a good thing. As for me, if I were a shaper, I'd make something that would eat one of my next door neighbor's dogs. It barks at anything and everything (and sometimes nothing), and has a very annoying yappy bark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Articulate Vlish Tuldrac Posted August 25, 2010 Author Share Posted August 25, 2010 Make a mole type thing, burrows underground then eats the neighbours dog, like one of those Ant Lions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrulous Glaahk SamSniped Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 I like the idea of making bacon flavored poor people. EVERYTHING should taste like bacon!!!!! In other news, I would also replace the American soldiers with 200 lifecrafters paired with 2 guardians and 1 agent each. Can you find a war they can't win? In other other news(and very off topic at that), Hurricane Danielle is either going to hit Halifax or where I am in New England. Or go out to sea. Hope for the third. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyshakk Koan Txgangsta Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 Hurricanes are fun! I live in Houston =) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall A less presumptuous name. Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 Originally Posted By: SamSniped In other news, I would also replace the American soldiers with 200 lifecrafters paired with 2 guardians and 1 agent each. Can you find a war they can't win? A nuclear one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Tirien Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 Thats when they make deathclaws and stuff.. Oh wait, im thinking Fallout 3. Just noticed that one of my quotes is now a signature. I shall celebrate it by eating bacon! Or a deep-fried hobo. Tastes the same anyways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chittering Clawbug Ezrah, Kitty of Wonder. Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 I would forcefully start the inevitable transcendance of man, PURIFY YOUR DNA UNTIL YOU SURPASS HUMANITY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Tirien Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 Originally Posted By: Ezrah, Kitty of Wonder. I would forcefully start the inevitable transcendance of man, PURIFY YOUR DNA UNTIL YOU SURPASS HUMANITY! Let me guess...... You would turn everyone into furries? Time for me to go hang myself. No offense, furries just creep me out. Along with clowns and mimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chittering Clawbug Ezrah, Kitty of Wonder. Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 Nope, I would turn everyone into some sort of horrifyingly advanced semiorganic entity that -barely- relied on its flesh at all. Ye Shall Be As Gods! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Triumph Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 Okay, I haven't paid attention to this thread, but whenever I see there's been a new post, I think of Tevye from Fiddler on the Roof, singing "If I were a Shaper..."(instead of the song "If I were a rich man," as he actually does). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Tirien Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 Meh, i'd settle for a lifetime supply of bacon. And I doubt i'd get that if i was a "horrifyingly advanced semiorganic entity that -barely- relies on its flesh". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrulous Glaahk SamSniped Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 Originally Posted By: Master1 Originally Posted By: SamSniped In other news, I would also replace the American soldiers with 200 lifecrafters paired with 2 guardians and 1 agent each. Can you find a war they can't win? A nuclear one. True. Originally Posted By: Tirien, Master of Bacon Just noticed that one of my quotes is now a signature. I shall celebrate it by eating bacon! Or a deep-fried hobo. Tastes the same anyways. Nah. Hobos taste bad. Go with a fat guy that lost out on the stock market. Nice and tender. Originally Posted By: Ezrah, Kitty of Wonder. Nope, I would turn everyone into some sort of horrifyingly advanced semiorganic entity that -barely- relied on its flesh at all. Ye Shall Be As Gods! NOOOOOOOO! I WANT MAH MEAT!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chittering Clawbug Ezrah, Kitty of Wonder. Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 ohhh... you could eat still, but there would be no biological function... only pleasure, and you'd never get fat, because you're basically just a super-mind connected to an anchor! um... on second thoughts, I think my transcendent society would quickly degenerate into godlike depravity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Tirien Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 I love depravity! Besides, I never get fat anyways. Stupid hyperactive metabolism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall A less presumptuous name. Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 Originally Posted By: Ezrah, Kitty of Wonder. ohhh... you could eat still, but there would be no biological function... only pleasure, and you'd never get fat, because you're basically just a super-mind connected to an anchor! um... on second thoughts, I think my transcendent society would quickly degenerate into godlike depravity. So pretty much a servant mind with full shaper powers? Someone tried that in G5, and it didn't end well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chittering Clawbug Ezrah, Kitty of Wonder. Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 did it end in depravity and madness, I don't remember Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall A less presumptuous name. Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 He/She/It get's ambitious and tries to kill the other minds and lay waste to people. You either help it or kill it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotghroth Rhapsody RCCCL Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 Originally Posted By: Insanity on a Stick Thats when they make deathclaws and stuff.. Oh wait, im thinking Fallout 3. Shame on you! You mean Fallout or Fallout 2, not Futuristic Oblivion. On topic, they way people are to day, it would only be a matter of time before someone made a ultravirus and wiped us all out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Tirien Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 Only way you could call it Futuristic Oblivion, is if the Adoring Fan from oblivion was in Fallout 3. I loved getting him killed by casting frenzy on him... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Dantius Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 Originally Posted By: Insanity on a Stick Only way you could call it Futuristic Oblivion, is if the Adoring Fan from oblivion was in Fallout 3. I loved getting him killed by casting frenzy on him... By Azura! By Azura! By Azura! I'm a thousand years into the future! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Tirien Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 And then you send him into the Deathclaw Sanctuary. Thus, everyone will be happy. Except for the adoring fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Articulate Vlish Tuldrac Posted September 3, 2010 Author Share Posted September 3, 2010 Am I the only one that simply told him to go away? He never bothered me again =O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Tirien Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 You probably are, he was to much fun to kill. Paralyzing him at the top of a cliff, casting frenzy on him in the middle of a town, paralyzing him when he's in the water so he drowns, casting frenzy on him and watch him attack a daedroth... Ahhh those were the good old days... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyshakk Koan La paix Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 Originally Posted By: Insanity on a Stick Besides, I never get fat anyways. Stupid hyperactive metabolism. You might not want to complain about that! It's good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrulous Glaahk Geneforgeisformeyukkyu Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 Originally Posted By: Fractal Originally Posted By: Insanity on a Stick Besides, I never get fat anyways. Stupid hyperactive metabolism. You might not want to complain about that! It's good! Unless you're stuck in an island with a very limited amount of food, and with your stupid hyperactive metabolism, you'd burn through your food supply faster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Articulate Vlish Tuldrac Posted September 6, 2010 Author Share Posted September 6, 2010 Whereas if you are fat, you will probably eat through your food supply in an hour. (Assuming you are fat due to no medical condition) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Tirien Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 Oh, I wouldnt eat MY food supply. I'd eat the other guys food supply. Then resort to cannabalism. Then eat any wildlife on the island. Then finally start eating my own food supply. All within the first 30 minutes of being stranded on said island. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Articulate Vlish Tuldrac Posted September 6, 2010 Author Share Posted September 6, 2010 I think, it would be wiser, knock out the other guy, eat his food, eat him, then your food, then the wildlife, then yourself. Gotta think about what will last longest =P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyshakk Koan La paix Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 Originally Posted By: Lime Pickle Then resort to cannabalism. Then eat any wildlife on the island. The order of these two statements worries me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Tirien Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 Originally Posted By: Fractal Originally Posted By: Lime Pickle Then resort to cannabalism. Then eat any wildlife on the island. The order of these two statements worries me. It worry's me too. If I dont eat the other guy first, then he might eat MY food! Better resort to cannabalism first, besides, he'll die of starvation after I eat everything even remotely edible on the island. Its more merciful this way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrulous Glaahk Geneforgeisformeyukkyu Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 Originally Posted By: Lime Pickle Originally Posted By: Fractal Originally Posted By: Lime Pickle Then resort to cannabalism. Then eat any wildlife on the island. The order of these two statements worries me. It worry's me too. If I dont eat the other guy first, then he might eat MY food! Better resort to cannabalism first, besides, he'll die of starvation after I eat everything even remotely edible on the island. Its more merciful this way. Or you could using his body smarter, and using his body as bait to catch fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Tirien Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 Originally Posted By: Geneforgeisformeyukkyu Or you could using his body smarter, and using his body as bait to catch fish. Yeah, untill a shark comes and takes the entire body and I end up without a meal. Are you trying to make me starve?! Besides, I hate fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrulous Glaahk Geneforgeisformeyukkyu Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Originally Posted By: Lime Pickle Originally Posted By: Geneforgeisformeyukkyu Or you could using his body smarter, and using his body as bait to catch fish. Yeah, untill a shark comes and takes the entire body and I end up without a meal. Are you trying to make me starve?! Besides, I hate fish. Why can't you kill the shark? Make a spear or something and stab the shark in the gills or something while it is feeding on the body. You can just anchor the body to the land anyways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Tirien Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 To much effort given the fact that I hate fish. I wont eat any kind of fish. Besides, human flesh is extremely nutritious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Articulate Vlish Tuldrac Posted September 9, 2010 Author Share Posted September 9, 2010 You're on an island with your one loyal servile, who is quite intelligent and has been your friend for years. You are both starving. Discuss. xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Tirien Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 If I eat him, does it count as cannabalism? I mean, their basically short, hunchbacked humans with a huge nose... Now, if it was a drakon instead of a servile, id be screwed. I could always shape some ornks to eat afterwards.(After eating the servile that is, not the getting eaten by a starving drakon.) 3 am and im the only one who is online! (and registered) This calls for a crappy movie quote! "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrulous Glaahk Geneforgeisformeyukkyu Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Originally Posted By: Tuldrac You're on an island with your one loyal servile, who is quite intelligent and has been your friend for years. You are both starving. Discuss. xD Find food on the island, and identify edible plants, and begin planting/farming. If there is none of the above, I'll shape some plants/food, or if I have no essense at all, I will just rest until I do, or if I'm not a shaper at all, then... I guess we both die. Or, maybe I'll just eat her ehh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Articulate Vlish Tuldrac Posted September 10, 2010 Author Share Posted September 10, 2010 I don't think i'd have the heart to eat the servile. Though i guess you never know till you are in that situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyshakk Koan Txgangsta Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 You could always just threaten the servile you'd eat it unless it brought you more food. Now you don't even have to move! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrulous Glaahk Shaper Tristan Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 Glories of the shapers made real, eh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyshakk Koan La paix Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 Originally Posted By: Tirien, Master of Bacon If I eat him, does it count as cannabalism? I mean, their basically short, hunchbacked humans with a huge nose... The question is more whether it counts as cruelty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Tirien Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 Originally Posted By: Fractal The question is more whether it counts as cruelty! I wouldnt eat him if it was still alive! Im not that crazy. Er...not that KIND of crazy I mean. Maybe I would eat it while it was still alive, but I would need some A1 steak sauce... Or deep-fried. After all, all deserted islands have a deep-fryer hidden somewhere. Im hungry now... I just switched the graphics for ornks with the graphics for serviles in G3. They taste delicious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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