Tirien

I had the same thing happen a looong time ago. Same exact spot as well. And no, I dont know how to fix it, I just got pissed, screamed and yelled some, shouted expletives at my computer, and then went and played Oblivion.

That is not Goldenking, the real Goldenking was killed by fluffy turtles if I recall correctly. Thus, that was either Elvis or Zombie Goldenking.

What if your self-employed?

Originally Posted By: CRISIS on INFINITE SLARTIES The dragon gender issues were worsened by Avernum. Lies! The dragons are supposed to be able to change their genders at will! Makes playing Exile and Avernum more entertaining anyways.

Originally Posted By: Dintiradan That character's name is MAX FACEPUNCHER. How can you not read this? I am now tempted to make a singleton and not give it any weapons. Just made a singleton named that on A2 on hard, and managed to kill the nephil chief. Im still amazed that it worked.

Originally Posted By: waterplant Originally Posted By: Lilith Be present or be a peasant! Originally Posted By: Triumph ...So are you asking us to choose between the two? Or just being indecisive? Or something else? I'd choose peasant any day. Sounds as if it'd be heaps easier... Same here, being a present sounds kinda creepy.

Originally Posted By: VCH Originally Posted By: Lilith Originally Posted By: waterplant Funny that it never rains in Avernum... actually according to E/A1, it rains in the great cave due to steam from where a cave river flows into magma condensing on the ceiling lol, awesome I think it also mentioned that in A2, but its been a few years since I last played it, so I might be wrong.

Actually, there was a obelisk near there in A2, which after you've checked it, you can use the great portal in the tower of magi to teleport to. I never did play past the demo in A4.

Originally Posted By: Dantius See, this sort of problem could be easily fixed if everyone just adopted the dollar and the one true currency. And no, we never have any inflation or value issues, silly! That's a totally fabricated lie, probably perpetuated by the Comintern. Its not a lie, its a conspiracy! I probably need to start taking my meds again. You know you need your meds when everything seems like a conspiracy.

If/When Jeff remakes the first avernum trilogy, I really hope he adds spells from the Exile series, along with bringing back bashing weapons and dual-wielding.

Back when I was around four years old, my parents got me a clown doll with buttons for eyes. I still have a phobia of clowns. And anything with buttons for eyes.

There is one thing from the avernum series that I think would still be good in Avadon. GIFTS, everyones favorite giant-intelligent-friendly-talking-spiders! Quote: ..The avernum series is just getting old.. Theres plenty of games and other things that are older, yet are still loved by plenty of fans. No matter how old the first Avernum trilogy gets, im still going to love it.

They wont allow me to eat them, but I could always sic some lawers on them instead. That should work good enough. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conspiracy_theory Since this is from wikipedia, it is part of a conspiracy to throw us off the trail of the real conspiracy involving garden gnomes, turnips, turtles, and Windex. Cant belive I forgot about Shamwow being part of the conspiracy.

I dont have much to add to this, other than "Shouldnt it be kicking a dead cave cow?" After all, horses were only in A3. Anyone who has played the avernum series will be more familiar with cave cows and giant lizards than horses. Just thought of something that would be great. Using cave cows instead of horses in a Blades of Avernum scenario. Now that would be a great scenario, even if the rest of it was made by a three year old.

Originally Posted By: Goldenking The fluffy turtles will have to dispose of you shortly. The generation of all of these conspiracy theories keeps the world oblivious to their iron-grip on our minds. I have said too much! I fear for my saf... I call dibs on his throne! Fluffy turtles make good soup, you know. Mmmmm turtle soup.... Anyone know who I can sell his throne for some quick cash?

No, but they can take a turnip to the face for an answer. Just make sure theres a grenade in it before throwing it. If conspiracy theories relied on facts, it wouldnt be a conspiracy theory.

I love depravity! Besides, I never get fat anyways. Stupid hyperactive metabolism.

Originally Posted By: Student of Trinity So somewhere in the middle is the sweet spot, of conspiracies big enough to be interesting, but small enough to be worth worrying about. Just how big is this, do you think? Should we be worrying about the oil companies, or e-mail, or the NSA, or what? This is why I dont use email. They can stalk you through it. They are also willing to use turnips as weapons of mass destruction. They are going to target us next.

Originally Posted By: Arancaytrus Originally Posted By: Tirien Post all your conspiracy theories here. That way other threads dont get hijacked with the insanity of 76.3% of us. Those numbers are suspiciously precise. Where did you get that data? You're watching us, aren't you? I know you're watching us. Actually, its off by .000000523%... And the only one im watching is myself. I just know im plotting something... All I need to do is catch myself doing it!

Now that I think about it, I never did get that welcome. Then again, I force-fed my sanity to a garden gnome, so it doesnt really matter. ....Right? Hmm....wasnt there a garden gnome conspiracy awhile back?

I think I know why he threw a puppy at Hell's Angels now! Two words. Puppy Grenade. Insanity is always entertaining.

Actually, its not really a conspiracy, since 95% of people who know about the internet already know that. The remaining 5% think its a conspiracy to make us THINK that its a giant conspiracy to sell porn. What can I say? The internet makes everyone paranoid.....wait...That must be the real conspiracy!!

Probably Ogres then, been a long time since I played any of the exile games, but im pretty sure there werent any orcs.

That just shows how good "they" are at messing with your head. "They", in case you dont know, are leprechauns! Beware of the skittles.

Originally Posted By: Miriam I remember in one of the Orc towns.... Orcs....in Avernum? I think you've been playing World of Warcraft to much.