Trenton.

Hey! Family guy is fourth best show on the Television.

Being under only My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Doctor Who, and Star Trek.

Huh. Well you learn something new everyday.

'Course, you could always just sit there for like, 200,000 turns and let yourself heal.

Unless you go ahead and attack her after getting the canister instead of Ghaldring.

Avernum. Avernum beat the empire once, they can do it again under Dorikas's rule.

That's what PM's are for.

Fire one up. But don't clutter the Forums with comments on my Avatars

Unless I make a thread about that topic. Which, If I do, I'm pretty sure will get locked within the first two hours.

The Apocalypse would be a few years late, but the Mayans aren't perfect.

Also, Giant space elevator instead of giant planet, but again, nobody's perfect.

AVERNUM 4. Y U NO GREATSWORD?

Avernum 4 is best Game, and this is about Greatswords. Topic brought up. Yay!

Add them in Jeff.

Geneforge: Quest for the Great GeneSword.

Aw. That was such a nice dream Now why'd you have to wake me up?

((Come on Jeff! Get in the movie business!))

Happy new year.

That was YOU I was watching?

At least I know I won't be returning the pair of binoculars I got.

I also have to find more interesting people to stalk.

Maybe Alorael will share his Skribbane with me. I hear he has a new Sniper Rifle. One of those that can pick people off on the moon.

((Yes, a UPS truck actually showed up at my front gate and handed me the package with the binoculars. No return address or anything. Should I be scarred?))

Or makes you wonder how much more deadly they can get.

I want you all to promise me something. If you ever see a spider, I want you to smash it dead, alright? Don't just put it in a little cup and take it back outside, because It'll just find its way back in. Kill them. Kill them all.

Yes. With fire.

GIFTS Making Decoy GIFTS?

What is this Gypsy magic?

So this is what I pondered today.

I shall be using the Exile series as an Example.

EXILE III: RUINED WORLD. You step into the blinding sunshine and warm summer winds. You watch the trees sway before you for what must be the first, or maybe first in a long time. You let out a grin, wondering what is to come. Because you are only starting your journey on the ever so strange surface.

3/4'ths of a continent away, the Black Halberd rests in the hands of a small but powerful Rakshasi force, in a hidden chest.

Half a continent to the south east, lays a crossbow like any other in a pit of Mutated Giants and giant snakes.

At the very back of the continent, inside of Blackcrag Fortress, lays spells of ultimate powers, ready to be taught by one of Prazaacs friendly wizards.

What?

Lets take a step back. There you are again, surveying the amazing forests of the surface world. Check out where the entrance is. Oh. Near Krizan? I see. Now stick with me for a moment. Imagine if, maybe the Alien blade was inside of Shayder? The Black Halberd is in Fort Emergence, and the arcane spells are taught by random mages.

Because, you know, Powerful items are ALWAYS far far away, no matter WHERE you are?

Or maybe the Entrance to the surface world is in fact, in Midori province. Does anyone notice the pattern within ALL RPG games?

Discuss.

Hell yeah for frisbee's, 2 sticks of RAM, a video game, a new controller, glow sticks, and lots of other presents.

Merry Vlishmas to all.

Lol for already made topics.

That covers not only Christmas, but Hanukkah and Kwanzaa.

Clearly, mine is superior.

Hah. Parents have to deal with you.

FYT

Hah. You have to pay bills.

Young people are clearly superior to old people.

Welcome to SW, by the way, Mushroom. I wanted to give the traditional greeting, but Randomizer took it. I had to give my own.

We could get in big trouble with the Administrators for telling you this. You better be worth it.

Worth it? He's insulting the poor people with worse computers who can't afford to have another tab open all day!

—Trenton, who is currently suing Tyranicus. Hope you have a good lawyer!

I have the strangest feeling your desktop is that image...

Either that or you have another tab with it open all day.

Thank you!

The Geneforge series for pure Jeff Vogel awesomeness. Preferably Geneforge 5. Scratch this. What is the value of the storyline of Geneforge? Will you be completely lost if you play the last one first?

Other than that? What Sylae said about BoE

I won't settle for slide anything unless It's a slide whistle...

Or a water slide, but that goes without saying.