Trenton.

We could get in big trouble with the Administrators for telling you this. You better be worth it.

Worth it? He's insulting the poor people with worse computers who can't afford to have another tab open all day! —Trenton, who is currently suing Tyranicus. Hope you have a good lawyer!

I have the strangest feeling your desktop is that image... Either that or you have another tab with it open all day.

Thank you!

The Geneforge series for pure Jeff Vogel awesomeness. Preferably Geneforge 5. Scratch this. What is the value of the storyline of Geneforge? Will you be completely lost if you play the last one first? Other than that? What Sylae said about BoE

I won't settle for slide anything unless It's a slide whistle... Or a water slide, but that goes without saying.

I came to this thread, expecting to see messages about death, the charming looks of the young, and getting off peoples lawns. I also expected lots of cane waving and beating. Thanks for getting my hopes up.

I'm waiting. Apocalypse, but whatever. On a happier note, how about we all celebrate our continuing screwing up this planet existence with a, "Change topic title" feature?

Polka Face?

All games are remakes of Asteroids. Never forget that.

What is SubTerra a remake of?

Avernum 4-6 remakes? My Life is a lie.

Why? Isn't most of Jeff's games Horror? Or at least horror/romance. It's more of SCI-FI actually. Crap. I gotta check these topics more. 2,400 Posts

Oh? How do you get Geneforge 5 into a windowed mode? I'd like to be able to listen to music without pressing the windows button to minus out of the game

Bored. I mean like, really bored. Any one up for a match? EDIT: Nevermind. Looks like Sylae's server is down.

The Moderator board?

With T-minus ten days to our favorite holiday ((Or your favorite holiday ends in two days. Maybe you celebrate something else. That's awesome too.)), I wish to bring you all seasons greetings! Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah and all the lot! Not only is the holiday fast approaching, but school is ending for break so we can enjoy the things that define holidays: Candy canes... Getting Giving... Fires... Trees... Ornaments. The fruitcakes and the smell of pine. The snow and the Christmas Special Episodes. The dreidel's and the candles. CHRISTMAS: -OMGWTFBBQ! IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE! DAYS

Tree's are people too. You can't just call them, "Dense". To do so is abuse! Be nice to them. Erm. If you don't mind, that is.

So... Fourth topic to turn to Alcohol? Not that anyone is counting.

Welcome back, Niemand! I doubt we have ever really conversed, but since you were on Spiderweb beforehand, you cannot be all bad.

Hah! Top ten! Really, It would be top 5, but I've been slacking lately, reading Fanfictions. Maybe its time I start up again... @Actaeon: You're ten higher than me. Don't get too excited. I can knock that out in ten minutes.

That's your answer to everything. Geneforge: Better Story. Avernum: Better gameplay. Exile: Better... Everything. Nethergate:... Meh Avadon: Wouldn't know, haven't played. Recommended to start with for each game: Geneforge 3 Avernum 2 Exile 3 Nethergate Ressurection Avadon has only one game currently, The Black Fortress. I don't know. It's just horrible. Having to choose which game to play first. I hope I'm never in the same situation that you are in.

That, or Jeff payed you to say it!