Delicious Vlish

You will have betas when you go and visit Alwan for the first time.

You could probably switch to torment and not notice a whole lot of difference.

Update. I've ditched the bug army for two rots. I have 2 betas with maxed out strength, and two rots who run on auto pilot.

Betas have slightly less health, but are for some reason a good deal more durable. I can not explain why. Perhaps Slarty will enlighten us. In game, betas seem to resist pretty much everything. I had to fight an eye tyrant to get the rot canister. One eye tyrant vs two betas with maxed strength and a few buffs? On torment? Poor juju eyeball didn't know what just hit him. He was able to one shot kill one of my bugs. Scary damage there.

2 rots and 2 betas completely blasted through the glaahk infested ruins. The rots got stung a few times, but the glaahks only had a 30%! hit rate against the betas. I'm still scratching my head as to what the deal is with them.

I am off to the control core to deal with a rogue mind.

Do you think X is the one who somehow made all those enchanted anvils?

The best ending involves finding the Xian Skull.

Check out my teeth. They're shiny!

Keep looking in that crypt. But try checking other doors.

Careful, it is a bit difficult.

If you add intelligence, he will no longer move on his own.

Fyoras aren't very strong, sadly. Even at higher levels, they tend to get one shot killed.

It does.

Just created a battle beta.

Level 41, 541 health. I created them with maxed strength. Two of them. Dimwit and Numbskull are now blue.

No time to test them at the moment. Stuff to do.

Stoneworks was brutal. It was slow, it was painful, and it was difficult. A lot of plated bugs died in the depths, but they are expendable. Even though the golems are physically resistant, battle creations handled themselves quite well against them. The battle against the guardian was a joke. The golems were tough cookies, but the guardian didn't last very long at all.

Thinking about trimming away some of the disposable bug army to add two generic fire and forget alphas.

Gee, I made all those human appendage porn jokes and they made me a mod... Good grief, what where they thinking, giving some pervy vlish a mod spot? The admins must be idiots! Morons! Imbeciles!

Er, no. Not really.

Actually, human appendage porn is an old joke I made many moons ago, when Geneforge was bright and shiny and new. And it has since become a slice of humour for the old regulars. So it pretty much has everything to do with Geneforge.

It has been a running gag through out the whole series, along with the location of vlish n— never mind.

Back on topic if we can.

Thanks. No need to try it here. Perhaps general would be more suitable.

Walk through the power plant and survive being crispified.

After what you said about me, I'm not sure I want to, calling me a strange tentacle monster that lives in a forbidden realm of the anime universe.

Harrumph.

You don't. But you might learn it for expensive if you play your cards right. Check the strategy link section yet?

There is a lever hidden behind a pillar. In the general area. Down in the bottom right corner of the area.

Very difficult to spot.

What is this 'we' stuff? Do you have a mouse in your pocket?

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Vlish have been known to watch human appendage porn.

I've been level 40 hitting the stoneworks.

Almost to easy.

I am not all powerful or all knowing. I am merely omni-flatulent.

There is no cure for noobishness.

Why have the fiery sword when as a sorceress the living knife is better? You don't need a sword. You have no melee ability and it is heavy.

Level 23? Only 7 leadership?

You're boned. So very boned. You should be at least level 30ish, 40 would be better.

Just go back to an earlier save.

What's wrong Slarty? Never seen a Vlish distort the forum-time continuum before?

˙uoıʇɐuınɹ oʇ pɐəl ʎluo llıʍ ʇı ɟo ɥɔnɯ oʇ ˙ƃuıuosɐəs sɐ ˙˙˙ɹəddəd ɹo ʇlɐs op noʎ əʞıl ʇı əsn noʎ ˙əldoəd ʎouuɐ oʇ ʎllıu ʎllıʍ ʇı ƃuısn ʇnoqɐ oƃ uɐɔ noʎ uɐəɯ ʇ,usəop ʇı 'op noʎ ɟı ¿noʎ op ƃɐʇ uʍop əpısdn ʇsod ɐ dılɟ ʇəɹɔəs ɹədns əɥʇ ʍouʞ ʇou op noʎ ʇnq 'səʎ

Send in your all powerful rot army... Come on, you know you can do it!

What class are you? What kind of character? How much magic do you have at your disposal? What sort of creations? Weapons? What are we working with? If I have to hold your hand in my tentacle and walk you through this, I need to know what we are working with.

And you've gone from annoying to retarded. Never mind.

Just keep playing with the italic tag, oh easily amused one.

Oh come on, they are total pushovers. Dominate or charm the lightning spitters. Duh.

Er, I beg your pardon, but rots are ridiculously easy to take over and control. They have no real willpower to speak of. No advanced thought. They are just empty husks really, animated through shaping, caught forever in an endless state of decay.

Vlish have existed for uncounted ages. We were already ancient when rots were first conceived and came into being.

Of course, couldn't expect somebody like you to know game history... Silly bipedal creature.

Why do you think vlish have tentacles? They go up your nose to slurp out the delicious gray goo.

Rotters have no taste buds. They don't care what they eat. Blech!