Understated Ur-Drakon Tyranicus Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 (edited) Kill Prize, Win Ogre Mac/Windows Author: Dintiradan Rating: Difficulty: Version: 1.0.0 [composite=eyJ0aXRsZSI6IktpbGwgUHJpemUsIFdpbiBPZ3JlIiwidGlkIjoiMTU2NjUiLCJ0YWdzIjpbImh1bW9yIiwic2hvcnQiXSwiYmdhc3AiOnsiNSI6MCwiNCI6MCwiMyI6MiwiMiI6NCwiMSI6MTJ9fQ==] Composite Score: 1.4/5.0 Best: 0.00% (0/18) Good: 0.00% (0/18) Average: 11.11% (2/18) Substandard: 22.22% (4/18) Poor: 66.67% (12/18) [encouragenecro] [/composite] Keywords: Humor, Short Edited August 5, 2014 by SylaeBot Automated Sybot edit; worker IPB::csrThread/vanadium Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Tyranicus Posted August 5, 2011 Author Share Posted August 5, 2011 From Nioca on the CSR: I always wondered what these were like...and now that I know, I think I would have preferred it to remain that way. Basically, the plot consists of killing a flying sword to get a plush doll of an ogre. Once you do that, you step on a rune and leave. You can't keep the ogre doll when you do leave. Download it if you want, but be warned: you're wasting your time. [rating]POOR[/rating] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Tyranicus Posted August 5, 2011 Author Share Posted August 5, 2011 From The Lurker on the CSR: What Nioca said. [rating]POOR[/rating] but only because the readme was funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Tyranicus Posted August 5, 2011 Author Share Posted August 5, 2011 From Ephesos on the CSR: The graphics file was broken, but I didn't really care... I just wanted to see the stuffed toy I cremated with a lethal blow. And then I got no ogre. [rating]POOR[/rating] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Tyranicus Posted August 5, 2011 Author Share Posted August 5, 2011 From an unknown reviewer, possibly Pinchy the Crab, on the CSR: Poor little scenario... never stood a chance... If you could keep the ogre without the graphic warping somehow, it would be pretty awesome, but sadly it wouldnt help this much. Ill just file this under "joke scenarios", because it doesnt take itself seriously, and it was pretty fun for the time I spent playing it. <insert sage advice on your next scenario here> [rating]AVERAGE[/rating] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Tyranicus Posted August 5, 2011 Author Share Posted August 5, 2011 From Lazarus on the CSR: Kill a prize, win an ogre. It's about as good as it sounds...... Not very. [rating]POOR[/rating] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Tyranicus Posted August 5, 2011 Author Share Posted August 5, 2011 From an unknown reviewer on the CSR: Oh yea!! I intend to make a scenario just like this one, but maybe better. Or then again maybe worse. Any the Ogre is cool. [rating]AVERAGE[/rating] There's nothing wrong with it. It's just pointless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Tyranicus Posted August 5, 2011 Author Share Posted August 5, 2011 From Smoo on the CSR: This is an unorthodox scenario so I'll use an unorthodox way of calculating the score: I'll start with zero. + 1.0 for the chuckle. + 5.0 for the designer being a virile, sexy bastard. - 1.0 for the poor "prize" that lost its life (and a standard greatsword is not an actual prize!) - 1.0 for not being able to keep the ogre. - 1.0 for not being an actual scenario. So that adds up to a whopping 3.0 ([rating]SUBSTANDARD[/rating]) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Tyranicus Posted August 5, 2011 Author Share Posted August 5, 2011 From Giny on the CSR: Not even funny. [rating]POOR[/rating] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Tyranicus Posted August 5, 2011 Author Share Posted August 5, 2011 From Milu on the CSR: The joke is getting old. [rating]SUBSTANDARD[/rating], because the scenario works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Tyranicus Posted August 5, 2011 Author Share Posted August 5, 2011 From Jemand on the CSR: Honestly, this is better than undead valley. Sort of. [rating]SUBSTANDARD[/rating] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Tyranicus Posted August 5, 2011 Author Share Posted August 5, 2011 From Excalibur on the SV: I scoffed when I finished this. It's not even a scenario, just someone goofing around with the scenario editor. At least it was extremely short, which can't be said of many other scenarios. [rating]POOR[/rating] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Tyranicus Posted August 5, 2011 Author Share Posted August 5, 2011 From TGM on SV: I've had it with these lame remakes of that lame minigame. [rating]POOR[/rating] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Tyranicus Posted August 5, 2011 Author Share Posted August 5, 2011 From BainIhrno on SV: I wish I could keep the ogre. No more remakes please. [rating]POOR[/rating] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Tyranicus Posted August 5, 2011 Author Share Posted August 5, 2011 From Jewels on SV: One sequel is vaguely funny, the fourth(Or fifth, I'm not sure. There's too many.) remake is just stupid. I'm not even going to pretend to like it. [rating]POOR[/rating] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Tyranicus Posted August 5, 2011 Author Share Posted August 5, 2011 From Iffy on SV: Outdoor and Town design - 3 Everything outside of the little room you start in has a little message. Cute. Not original. Plot - Poor Not original Combat - Poor Fighting a sword is interesting, but something about fighting it is just...bad Scripting - Poor It is there, it works, but there is almost nothing. Final Score - [rating]POOR[/rating] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Tyranicus Posted August 5, 2011 Author Share Posted August 5, 2011 From Lord Grimm on SV: I had originally planned to not rate gag scenarios. Then I played this one. 'Nuff Said Plot: .5/2 Gameplay: 1/2 Presentability: 1.1/2 Scripting: 0/2 Personal Enjoyment: 1/2 Rating: 3.6/10 ([rating]SUBSTANDARD[/rating]) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrulous Glaahk Handyman Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 What the heck is this? I must obviously be missing something. [rating]Poor[/rating] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyshakk Koan Karoka Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 Ummm...no. Just, no. [rating]Poor[/rating] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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