Hello all.
Something my brain did, more or less with my permission: "Almarian Wine," to the tune of "Mexican Wine" by Fountains of Wayne.
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We've been killed by a Vahnatai bomb explosion
Lost all our food on a moldy ocean
Walked into combat without our potions
Another commotion
With every promotion
But we still trek on where the sun don't shine
Grab all the loot that we can find
Hit reload for the hundredth time
And just have another glass of Almarian wine
We started a fight with the talking spiders
Enemy priests went and charmed our fighters
We know what the cause of the mushroom Blight is
And six-legged dogs are amazing biters
But we still trek on where the sun don't shine
Though chitrach hunting makes us whine
Hit reload for the hundredth time
And just have another glass of Almarian wine
We've been dissected by Rentar-Ihrno
After we called her a crazy weirdo
We found out how far sliths can make a spear go
I just looked up and my health's at zero…
But we still trek on where the sun don't shine
Pushing crates and committing crimes
Hit reload for the hundredth time
And just have another glass of Almarian wine
Because we still trek on where the sun don't shine
Cast Restore and we'll be fine
Hit reload just one more time
And we'll have another glass of Almarian wine
Think we'll have another glass of Almarian wine
Won't you have another glass of Almarian wine...
