Cthulhu

You could have tons of power if the power system was comprised of extremely large quantities which results in tons of power being quite low on the overall scale of power.

Dikiyoba has infinitely more influence than all the noobs on this forum, as such, he has a ton of power. This topic shouldn't be derailed, however.

Combining ten eye's power to make two epic godlike eyes would be amazing.

Bump for halp!

This is exactly what you're looking for, methinks; although the magic is part of the...well, you'll get it if you read even the first chapter of the book. Originally Posted By: Cthulhu Epic by Conor Kostick is about a world that bases its economy and problem solving around a virtual world named Epic. Any issue that requires something akin to a physical confrontation to resolve a dispute is settled in game through a fight or something alike a fight. It's well written, the action is simply described as epic, and you will not forget it for quite a while. The in game currency is used in real life as well, which allows the Author to put additional conflict with an exciting resolution. I've read tons and tons of books, and this one goes in the upper bracket. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epic_(novel)

Theres even WORSE than Elf Porn? I know about Bondage n such but wow.

I think dragons themselves could handle the invasion alone, so we'll refrain from unleashing them 'cause it'd be way too simple. I shall refrain from commenting on the pornography but I will point out that there IS elf porn so...

How does this build sound? Orrin, Slith tank: Str: 5 Dex: 3 Int: 2 End: 5 5 melee Weapons 2 Pole Weapons 3 QA 4 Hardiness 3 Nature Lore 1 F.A Divinely Touched Palancar, Slith rogue: Str: 5 Dex: 3 Int: 2 End: 3 6 Pole 4 QA 8 Tools 4 Nature Divine Trianna, Human Priest: Str: 2 Dex: 2 Int: 5 End: 4 6 Priest 4 Arcane Lore 3 Spellcraft 3 Nature Divine Nukem, Human Mage: Str: 2 Dex: 2 Int: 6 End: 4 6 Mage 2 Arcane 2 Spell Divine

With the right rhythm, it does!

T.V. Tropes is quite the site.

Yes they have. That alternative history book sounds epic, i'm going to look for it.

Barzahl was the most sane of all, obviously.

Or, we could unleash our ultimate weapon: Terrible cartoons. We'll reduce their overall level of intelligence by flooding their radio channels with the audio from popular cartoons which are just absolutely horrible these days. Inb4nostalgia.

Aragon is no mere mortal, he's the physical incarnation of 'good side' as such he's ultimately bad ass.

Lovecraft might be difficult for the average individual, his style is...interesting.

The story would be much too convoluted, it'd have to utilize only one fan fiction.

The Ninja idea could possibly work quite effectively as I doubt the Aliens will be prepared to have their Mothership infiltrated and the command crew knocked out within the first day of the invasion.

Hmm, that brings about new revelations to be unveiled by the order of the knights of the order of the square table. Topic wise : Make real Lightsabers, outfit the current Commando units with them and extensive training to defeat the aliens.

Phazer guns probably wouldn't do much against Zombies unless the effect spread throughout the Zombie's body or it's a rapid fire phaser.

As a long time lurker, I always saw Dikiyoba doing a great job at moderating and keeping peace 'n such. I do however hope this doesn't foreshadow Dikiyoba leaving this forum permanently.

A real life Shaper Monarch with our technology probably wouldn't get too far unless it's in the middle of a World War, since he/she would be easy to stop as long as the leading nations had no qualms in a preemptive nuclear strike.

Great, I plan on searching for it tomorrow.

Coldfire sounds interesting, is it easily found?

Although the Aliens are obviously infinitely more technologically advanced than our own species, there is no need to tell them of: Originally Posted By: Dikiyoba Originally Posted By: Nikki Well, whilst you try to relay orders to a shambling horde which has only the desire to feed on your soft, juicy brain, I shall be taming a velociraptor so that I may ride upon it like a horse. I mean, both have equal odds of succeeding, yes? Actually, this brings up an interesting point. The last book in the Pendragon series reveals that raptors can be trained with dog whistles and are remarkably effective against a much larger force of fleshy beings provided that this force is too stupid to use any tactics beyond "group together and relentlessly attack no matter what". Dikiyoba is sure you can figure out where this is going. Also, the reason for the Zombies is inspired from Rots, as it is described that they severely demoralize invading armies, and are very difficult to exterminate as they aren't alive, and they do not require any organs. Aliens would already know how to knock out electronics, as they have FTL drives which is amazingly advanced.

No sir, think of this as the commonly portrayed humanoid aliens such as the less exotic aliens in Star Trek. Better yet, think of the Aliens as Vulcan in appearance.