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Keep of Tinraya sewers, NW corner. I just know Jeff Vogel had a Vahnatai TV room in mind when he made this. There's the TV chair, the awesome telly, and right to your left in arm's reach a place for beverages, popcorn, nachos, hamburgers, the remote, you name it. Best place to be in Valorim! Good privacy especially. I'm gonna move there instead of Hawke's Manse.

Welcome to MOD or NOT, the game where YOU pick the mod! Thirteen mods, thirteen striving for YOU to pick them as the MOD that was not NOT. And now, tonight, we're bringing you LIVE COVERAGE of the competition. These thirteen folks are the cream of the crop, hand-picked to moderate and oversee the forums you and I all call home. They're the folks who nurture and protect this community from the chaos of viagrabots and trolls. And now YOU, the citizens of SW, have the Oppurtunity to objectify these thirteen individuals. On that note, let the Spidderwebber's Choice 2012 MOD or NOT competition begin! --- This program has been brought to you by the new Spiderbus 2012 LS. With enhanced retroactivity drives and a new spacious interior! Try it today! --- Our fine moderation staff will undergo a grueling three-round voting procedure. In each round, voters will be presented with a question. They must choose the one (1) Mod they believe is the best answer to the question at hand. When it's done, the votes from all three rounds will be added and the Mod with the most votes will be Crowned the Winner! And now, to meet the competitors: Behind door number A: meet Alorael, the highly-esteemed poster and Mod is known Spiderwide for his signature em-dash signature. When he's not buying and selling Koreans, Alorael spends his spare time sniping in a skribbane-addicted stupor! And behind door number B: Contest-organizer; CSR-organizer, down in Blades they call him the Man in Green. Meet Bain-Ihrno! Bain spends his time doing Bladesey stuff and things. He's sure a diverse worker, sources say he spent a brief stint as a Mod outside SW! Next up, behind door number C: This sexy hunk of man-meat hails from the great land of beer and volkswagens and stuff. Rumors insist he's a bot, but either way he's chown'ed my heart. It's Arancaytar! Behind door number D: it's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's...Student of Trinity! With a bunch of confusing physics stuff, SoT has it made! Heisenberg may be uncertain, but if one thing's certain, it's that SoT could quantum-leap into any SWer's electron shell...that is, after a 10,000-word post about how this description is wrong in every possible way. Aaaand behind door zebra throughout waffle: Randomizer! Uh...it appears out description has been Randomized...something about wrestling a narwhal and beating bin Laden in chess...moving on? Behind door F: He's the curator, the comic-er, the bus driver. Who could this man of many talents be? Slarty's his name and modding is his game! And behind door number G: He's pink. He's pretty. So is his page. It's Kelandon! He does a lot of cool stuff, an says you should love him forever. Next up, behind door number H: coming from down under, she's the gal with the golden pun, it's Lilith! One thing's for certain, when she sees this she will not use punctuation and say something mean but funny at the same time possibly about kittens being stepped on Now behind door number I: They put him behind door I because he's such a star, he's Stareye! He's so cool at what he does they made him an admin! Only a really cool bloke like Stareye could be an admin on SW, and he's so awesome hes in MOD or NOT! Behind door number J: he's Celtic. He's a minstrel. He's, wait for it, Celtic Minstrel! This beautiful beastly bombshell is a prominent figure in the Blades community and pretty much runs the show down there. Now, behind door number K: a Dikiyora who's hobbies include taking awesome pictures and stuff and writing. It's Dikiyoba, who is certainly resetting the countdown right now because it would be totally cool if a new SW story thing happened. And now, behind door L: With his beautiful scenarios, it's no wonder Ephesos gets all the ladies. They say his face is a charm spell all by itself! Behind door number M: his name may or may not be Bill, but we'll still call him Bill Niemand the Moderator Guy! He's the best of the best, without the corny soundtrack. That's because his soundtrack is made of pure awesome. And last, but most certainly not least. It gives me great honor to present to you the figure behind door number N: With his Nethergate and his +1000 kilt of sexy, Tyranicus is sure to knock your socks off. It's common knowledge that he is very, very through. Just look at his scenario database. I'd design for BoA just so he could upload my .zip to his Shadow Vale. --- This message sponsored by the new game MushroomVille! All the fun cave-dwelling moments of Exile, now with friends! Because Facebook couldn't get stupider! From Zyngaweb Software! -- And now, for the competition. To vote, simply provide your answers in a reply below. Be sure to include an explanation, or it will not be counted! Standard data messaging rates apply. Mods, are you ready? Webbers, are you ready? Time for the questions! 1) you are traveling on a major airline with a Mod. Suddenly the plane explodes and you land on an island, injured. Wolves appear from the shadows and the Mod dies valiantly, killing the wolves so you may live. Suddenly, the wolves get back up and are now zombie wolves. Your only weapon is the Mod's carcass. For one point, what Mod's body would you use to defend yourself against zombie wolves with, and why? Go! 2) You are banished to Exile. When you step out of the portal, you are met by a Mod. For one point, what Mod is this and why are they greeting you? Go! 3) You've been a naughty Spiderwebber and you need to be taught right from wrong. For one point, which Mod will administer your punishment and why? Go! May the best MOD win, and the others NOT!

What is going on with this world. I'm sitting on my iPod, trying to get DANTIUS to make a pony. My iPod keeps autocorrecting his name. I can't undo it. Maybe I wanted to say DANTIUS in a normal tone, not in Internet yelling voice. I have never before to my knowledge typed DANTIUS in all-caps on my iPod. How the hell does this happen. Why does it seem like all of these devices are on the crap end of the uncanny valley. Tell me, DANTIUS, why does my iPod do this crap. Maybe DANTIUS has gotten into my iPod somehow. Or maybe DANTIUS is some stupid new acronym for something. Maybe DANTIUS is the Dyabolical Ass-handy New Technology In Ur System. DANTIUS, please get out of my iPod.

Kill Prize, Win Ogre Mac/Windows Author: Dintiradan Rating: Difficulty: Version: 1.0.0 [composite=eyJ0aXRsZSI6IktpbGwgUHJpemUsIFdpbiBPZ3JlIiwidGlkIjoiMTU2NjUiLCJ0YWdzIjpbImh1bW9yIiwic2hvcnQiXSwiYmdhc3AiOnsiNSI6MCwiNCI6MCwiMyI6MiwiMiI6NCwiMSI6MTJ9fQ==] Composite Score: 1.4/5.0 Best: 0.00% (0/18) Good: 0.00% (0/18) Average: 11.11% (2/18) Substandard: 22.22% (4/18) Poor: 66.67% (12/18) [encouragenecro] [/composite] Keywords: Humor, Short

To Hell in a Handbasket Mac/Windows Author: Nemesis Recommended Levels: 1-100 Version: 1.0.1 [composite=eyJ0aXRsZSI6IlRvIEhlbGwgaW4gYSBIYW5kYmFza2V0IiwidGlkIjoiMTM1MjMiLCJ0YWdzIjpbImh1bW9yIiwic2hvcnQiXSwiYmdhc3AiOnsiNSI6MSwiNCI6MCwiMyI6MCwiMiI6MCwiMSI6MH19] Composite Score: 5.0/5.0 Best: 100.00% (1/1) Good: 0.00% (0/1) Average: 0.00% (0/1) Substandard: 0.00% (0/1) Poor: 0.00% (0/1) [encouragenecro] [/composite] Keywords: Humor, Short

Gluckcluck Mac/Windows Author: Enraged Slith Level Range: 1-5 Version: 1.0.1 [composite=eyJ0aXRsZSI6IkdsdWNrY2x1Y2siLCJ0aWQiOiIxMzIwNCIsInRhZ3MiOlsiYWx0ZXJuYXRpdmUgY29tYmF0IiwiaHVtb3IiLCJsaW5lYXIiLCJzaG9ydCJdLCJiZ2FzcCI6eyI1IjowLCI0Ijo0LCIzIjozLCIyIjowLCIxIjowfX0=] Composite Score: 3.6/5.0 Best: 0.00% (0/7) Good: 57.14% (4/7) Average: 42.86% (3/7) Substandard: 0.00% (0/7) Poor: 0.00% (0/7) [encouragenecro] [/composite] Keywords: Alternative Combat, Humor, Linear, Short

Turn That Frown Upside-Down 2 Mac/Windows Author: Duck Difficulty: 5-10 Version: 1.0.1 [composite=eyJ0aXRsZSI6IlR1cm4gVGhhdCBGcm93biBVcHNpZGUtRG93biAyIiwidGlkIjoiMTI0NzUiLCJ0YWdzIjpbImF2ZXJudW0gdW5pdmVyc2UiLCJiZWdpbm5lciIsImh1bW9yIiwibXVsdGlwbGUgZW5kaW5ncyIsInNob3J0Il0sImJnYXNwIjp7IjUiOjAsIjQiOjAsIjMiOjAsIjIiOjIsIjEiOjB9fQ==] Composite Score: 2.0/5.0 Best: 0.00% (0/2) Good: 0.00% (0/2) Average: 0.00% (0/2) Substandard: 100.00% (2/2) Poor: 0.00% (0/2) [encouragenecro] [/composite] Keywords: Avernum Universe, Beginner, Humor, Multiple Endings, Short

Settlers Mac/Windows Author: Terror's Martyr Difficulty: 1-5 Version: 1.0.0 [composite=eyJ0aXRsZSI6IlNldHRsZXJzIiwidGlkIjoiMTIzNDEiLCJ0YWdzIjpbIjI0LWhvdXIiLCJiZWdpbm5lciIsImVhc3kiLCJodW1vciIsImxpbmVhciIsInNob3J0Il0sImJnYXNwIjp7IjUiOjAsIjQiOjMsIjMiOjEwLCIyIjozLCIxIjowfX0=] Composite Score: 3.0/5.0 Best: 0.00% (0/16) Good: 18.75% (3/16) Average: 62.50% (10/16) Substandard: 18.75% (3/16) Poor: 0.00% (0/16) [encouragenecro] [/composite] Keywords: 24-Hour Scenario, Beginner, Easy, Humor, Linear, Short

Rats Aplenty Mac/Windows Author: Smoo Recommended Levels: 1-5 Version: 1.0.2 [composite=eyJ0aXRsZSI6IlJhdHMgQXBsZW50eSIsInRpZCI6IjEyMjU3IiwidGFncyI6WyJhdmVybnVtIHVuaXZlcnNlIiwiYmVnaW5uZXIiLCJkaWFsb2d1ZSBoZWF2eSIsImh1bW9yIl0sImJnYXNwIjp7IjUiOjMsIjQiOjEzLCIzIjoyLCIyIjoxLCIxIjowfX0=] Composite Score: 3.9/5.0 Best: 15.79% (3/19) Good: 68.42% (13/19) Average: 10.53% (2/19) Substandard: 5.26% (1/19) Poor: 0.00% (0/19) [encouragenecro] [/composite] Keywords: Avernum Universe, Humor, Dialogue Heavy, Beginner

Kill Them Dead Mac/Windows Author: Enraged Slith Difficulty: 5-10 Version: 1.0.0 [composite=eyJ0aXRsZSI6IktpbGwgVGhlbSBEZWFkIiwidGlkIjoiMTIyMzQiLCJ0YWdzIjpbImRpZmZpY3VsdCIsImh1bW9yIiwibXVsdGlwbGUgZW5kaW5ncyIsInNob3J0Il0sImJnYXNwIjp7IjUiOjAsIjQiOjQsIjMiOjcsIjIiOjEsIjEiOjB9fQ==] Composite Score: 3.3/5.0 Best: 0.00% (0/12) Good: 33.33% (4/12) Average: 58.33% (7/12) Substandard: 8.33% (1/12) Poor: 0.00% (0/12) [encouragenecro] [/composite] Keywords: Difficult, Humor, Multiple Endings, Short

Nobody's Heroes Mac/Windows Author: Kelandon Difficulty: Beginner Version: 1.0.0 [composite=eyJ0aXRsZSI6Ik5vYm9keSdzIEhlcm9lcyIsInRpZCI6IjEyMjI3IiwidGFncyI6WyJiZWdpbm5lciIsImVhc3kiLCJodW1vciIsImxpbmVhciIsInBsb3QgaGVhdnkiLCJzaG9ydCJdLCJiZ2FzcCI6eyI1IjoxLCI0IjoyLCIzIjowLCIyIjowLCIxIjowfX0=] Composite Score: 4.3/5.0 Best: 33.33% (1/3) Good: 66.67% (2/3) Average: 0.00% (0/3) Substandard: 0.00% (0/3) Poor: 0.00% (0/3) [encouragenecro] [/composite] Keywords: Beginner, Easy, Humor, Linear, Plot Heavy, Short