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The Mystic

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  1. Originally Posted By: Dikiyoba
    Can we agree that no one registers except under an alias (coughTheMysticcough)?
    Nobody said you couldn't masquerade as yourself, so I thought I might get away with hiding in plain sight. wink This new round, however, not even my best friend will be able to find me. smirkwhistle
  2. Originally Posted By: Homage
    Very well. The gates have been closed.
    So I just discovered trying to log back in. I clicked the "Post" button about a second after you closed the boards; I was going to post why I didn't change my PDN for the game.
  3. Originally Posted By: Triumph
    Is any one writing lyrics to an absurdly long song? The title can be "Spiderweb Pie" and each verse will segue into the chorus with "the day...identity...died." It'll be a hit, I'm sure.
    Here's a possible "Spiderweb Pie" chorus:
    Bye-bye to my Spiderweb Pie,
    Used a Geneforge in Avernum, now I'm a new kind of guy.
    And the Nethergate folks all said with a sigh,
    "Hand Avadon a Heart and an Eye,
    Hand Avadon a Heart and an Eye."

    wink
    It's supposed to (more or less) fit the chorus to "American Pie," but I'm no lyricist. If anyone with more musical talent than I (mine is somewhere near nil) wants to use this, they may.

    Originally Posted By: Goldenking
    Originally Posted By: Triumph
    "Spiderweb Pie"

    Good luck selling that to the masses. Neither the song nor the pastry would do well
    One thing's for sure, though: The pastry will definitely stick to your ribs. wink
  4. Originally Posted By: Dantius
    Go easy on him. He hasn't even broken...
    Crap. He has broken 3k. I need to step up my game.
    Yes, I have broken the 3k mark, fairly recently in fact; I seem to be posting relatively frequently of late. Better be careful, or I just might catch up to you. wink

    Originally Posted By: Tyranicus
    I just lost the game.
    Don't worry, you can always win it back next round. tongue
  5. Originally Posted By: Tyranicus
    Since posting it yourself does not really count:
    [image]
    Well, like I said, I knew it was coming. It's not for nothing I chose "The Mystic" as my PDN. Also, Tyran, I've been meaning to ask: Is your avatar the first Doctor? I've never seen him in color.

    Originally Posted By: Randomizer
    No evil deed live on
    He maps spam, eh?
    I led a deli.
    A local, Al, a cola.

    Just thought I'd throw in a few more palindromes. grin
    Originally Posted By: Randomizer
    and neither do these topics.
    Maybe not, but they're fun while they last.
  6. Tomorrow, the world! (Sort of appropriate, considering I'm posting this around midnight, local time.)

     

    After all these years, I finally hit over 3000 posts. I was planning to celebrate by posting 3000-related images, but since this post's number (3003) is a palindrome, I'll do that instead.

     

    First, some music:

    Quote:
    Bob

    I, man, am regal - a German am I

    Never odd or even

    If I had a hi-fi

    Madam, I'm Adam

    Too hot to hoot

    No lemons, no melon

    Too bad I hid a boot

    Lisa Bonet ate no basil

    Warsaw was raw

    Was it a car or a cat I saw?

     

    Rise to vote, sir

    Do geese see God?

    "Do nine men interpret?" "Nine men," I nod.

    Rats live on no evil star

    Won't lovers revolt now?

    Race fast, safe car

    Pa's a sap

    Ma is as selfless as I am

    May a moody baby doom a yam?

     

    Ah, Satan sees Natasha

    No devil lived on

    Lonely Tylenol

    Not a banana baton

    No "x" in "Nixon"

    O, stone, be not so

    O Geronimo, no minor ego

    "Naomi," I moan

    "A Toyota's a Toyota"

    A dog, a panic in a pagoda

     

    Oh no! Don Ho!

    Nurse, I spy gypsies - run!

    Senile felines

    Now I see bees I won

    UFO tofu

    We panic in a pew

    Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo

    God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!

    Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog

    Then, some Latin:

    Code:
    ROTASOPERATENETAREPOSATOR
    Also written as:

    Code:
    SATORAREPOTENETOPERAROTAS

     

    And now, a preemptive strike, since I know it's coming:

    posting.gif

  7. Originally Posted By: Dikiyoba
    Dikiyoba would participate if someone decides to set up a forum. It will be hard for Dikiyoba to post without this gimmick, but Dikiyoba shall do Dikiyoba's best.
    Might I suggest a pseudonym for the duration of the game? It would definitely allow the gimmick to continue, albeit slightly altered.

    And I don't plan to participate, just lurk.
  8. Originally Posted By: There's variance and there's variance
    —Alorael, who feels like he's somehow missing something. A forest, maybe?
    Of course you're missing the forest, there's too many trees in the way. tongue
  9. Originally Posted By: Randomizer
    I've received packages at my doorstep that belong a street over and I live next to a street sign. Never doubt GPS navigation as it sends you into a river. smile
    In my neighborhood, there are two houses with identical street numbers (they're on different streets, fortunately); I live in one of them. Every now and again, we get each other's mail.

    As for GPS, I never had one, and don't want one. I don't trust them, especially since the time my friend's GPS him to the end of a dead-end street, recalculated the route, and told him to drive down a nearby boat ramp and into a lake.
  10. Originally Posted By: Homage
    Edit Reason: Now with my luck the UPS truck that will carry my crap will probably explode or something.
    I highly doubt it.

    Be thankful you don't have my luck. I once ordered some Norton software directly from their site; the package was shipped to Missouri, Minnesota, Maine, and Montana before finally arriving at my door in Michigan--almost a month after its scheduled arrival date.
  11. If you use a cheat code, you can no longer earn any medals in that zone until you leave and come back; otherwise, you miss the medal, even if you trigger the event that gives it to you. I don't know how much you cheat (if at all), but that might be the case if you did.

  12. Originally Posted By: Benching many verbs
    An external hard drive is really only helpful if your computer is absolutely full. When it is, you can get slowdowns. If you've got a few gigabytes free, you don't need an external hard drive, although I still think they're handy for storing extra stuff and transferring.
    I use my external hard drive mainly for archival purposes, although in my case, "external hard drive" means "an internal hard drive I put in an enclosure."

    Originally Posted By: Benching many verbs
    —Alorael, who doesn't think there's much that will help a decade old computer. It's just old and tired. It's getting to be about time to put it out to pasture.
    Yeah, a computer that old is pretty much considered ancient by current standards, and slowdowns (and breakdowns) are all but expected. I had to retire my dad's old Windows XP computer earlier this year, because the hardware kept going wacky.
  13. Originally Posted By: Lilith
    Originally Posted By: The Mystic
    After several unsuccessful attempts to remove it, I ended up having to do a seven-pass erasure of the entire hard drive, and start over from scratch.

    the only thing a multi-pass overwrite will do is wear out your hard drive faster. data on modern drives cannot be accessed in any way if the entire drive has been overwritten. no, i don't care what papers you can pull up that seem to say otherwise: they're not applicable to modern data storage formats, and mostly applicable only in theory even to older ones.

    the only exception is if there's data preserved in damaged sectors of the drive, in which case no number of overwrites will help you because the firmware transparently maps those sectors as off-limits and refuses to read or write to them. but that's more a data privacy issue than a malware one, since obviously a virus won't do anything if it's in sectors that can't be accessed.
    It's an older drive to begin with, so I wasn't worried too much about extra wear; and there weren't any bad sectors on the drive, I checked. And I had already spent almost a week trying everything I could think of before the overwrite, so it was done basically as a last resort. The short of it is that total erasure was the only solution that worked, with the exception of introducing the drive to the business end of a ball-peen hammer.

    Originally Posted By: Student of Trinity
    I know that Mac viruses exist and that the platform isn't really invulnerable.
    Not surprising; there's no such thing as a computer that's 100% safe from threats.
    Originally Posted By: Student of Trinity
    But in fact I've been using Macs for years and never met a virus, nor have any of my students.
    This is what's commonly known as a good thing.
    Originally Posted By: Student of Trinity
    I've installed Sophos a couple of times, because the university offered it free, and it never gave any trouble, but never actually did anything, either. My goal in installing it was mainly to avoid passing on Windows stuff, even if it wasn't hurting me. But I don't think it ever found anything at all.
    Also a good thing. It's better to have some form of protection that just sits there with nothing to do, than to have no protection at all and think you're safe.

    I have a friend who's almost fanatically devoted to his Mac, and he's convinced himself that it's totally immune to any and all viruses, even without antivirus software. This is even after I told him that some of his favorite programs were also favorite malware targets.
  14. The best place to store items is where you can find them again easily. And, as has been pointed out, nobody will walk off with your stuff; there's no theft in the game, except on your part.

     

    Welcome to Spiderweb Software. Please leave your sanity at the door. That way, the fluffy turtles don't have to break in and steal it.

  15. Originally Posted By: Miramor
    Also, a bit of advice... Never, ever assume that your security setup is working at its theoretical best. If something can go wrong, it will.
    Hence the saying: Murphy was an optimist.

    Originally Posted By: Miramor
    (Which is why I'm now trying to track down a rootkit infection on a Windows machine that I thought was pretty well secured. It seems to be some kind of awful TDSS variant... Yay.)
    Been there, done that. I once had a virus get itself lodged in an "uninfectable" file in a "protected" system folder, and both AVG and Norton refused to believe that anything was wrong. After several unsuccessful attempts to remove it, I ended up having to do a seven-pass erasure of the entire hard drive, and start over from scratch.
  16. I've bought quite a few things online over the past year or so, and the number of problems has been, fortunately, precisely nil. I'm also a bit paranoid with my card number, so I asked my bank to change it about a month ago.

    Originally Posted By: Lilith
    i bank with a credit union and have pretty much never had any problems
    Same here, and the account is almost as old as I am. Fortunately for me, all my issues, except for maybe one, turned out to be an error on my part.
  17. I sincerely doubt Jeff will be gone for a year; odds are more likely he took some time off to be with his family. If my guesses are right, he's probably well into coding the next game, but it's still far too early even for beta testing.

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