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Good, i failed English class. For a really, really, short post do I have to use spell check? I hate using it.

I know but i started pressing enter one day

and i never stopped.

It can't be too late for new creation ideas.

Untill Jeff finishes the game there is always

time for new creation ideas.

 

Meat shields rule.

There should be a creature that's enormously fat

(like a battle alpha) but have no attack and it's sole purpose would be to protect you.

I would call it....

Suicide-Protector Beast.

Sorry Dikiyoba. I hate capitalizing sentences.
It makes me feel dirty.

actually if it had happened before

the shapers would have "silenced"

anyone who knew about and pretended

it never happen.

 

valcrist,

please type your words

your post offends my eyes.

nonsense
i'm in middle school and
that's what they teach us.

what does?

what are talking about?

firebolt.

 

there's nothing better than watching your enemies burst into flames.

me too.

do you really need a battle gamma?

i mean a battle beta can crush about anything it wants, do you REALLY need to super-crush them?

beef. on a stick, which we then transform into a steak using sticks to steaks, and then, we feast on steak and beef at the same time! mabye throw in some chicken, lather it with butter and montreal steak seasonings, dunk in A1 sauce, cover with turkey, and BAM.

you have yourself death. meaty death.
god i love beef.

of course.

you lie!

yeah, their ok. i once had one names snowball. she survived half the game and then got eaten by rabid serviles.
i promptly executed every servile on the island.
which made the game rather hard.

of course they raise their middle tentecal.

why kill something when you can flip something AND kill it?

 

i bet theirs a sad pyroroamer who's dead now beacsue you woudn't let him/her in your party.

yes, pyroroamers are quit deadly.

the only bad thing about them is they'll kill you too.

 

and when you get sourounded by a gang of them then you might as well quit because you will die.

die a horrible burning death.

that's true

 

i just realized almost all the geneforge creation are hairless.

 

roamers are hairless dogs.

 

battle alphas are hairless monkies without acid.

 

rotghroths are hairless monkies with acid.

 

vlish are hairless ballons.

 

servant minds are hairless pigs on a plate.

 

ornks are hairless pigs on the ground.

 

croays and fyoars are hairless mini t-rexes.

sorta

he is not, just cast essence shield and uagument on him and he's fine.

nonsense, gaurdians make better cannon fodder don't they?

gaurdians enjoy being cannon fodder, it's what they do.

and to prove my point that gaurdians are as good as shapers and agents, imagine this, all the gaurdians are dead. the shola attack. who's their to stop them? NOONE. Agents don't know how to fight an honest battle, shapers can't and a horde of battle betas and vish are NOT as good as a horde of gaurdians. the Shola would kill eveyone. so even if noone will admitt it the shaper society needs gaurdians. without them they would die. so gaurdians do rule.

and i won't stop trying to prove that they do until people agree with me. beacuse it's true.

i love roamers. i LOVE THEM SOOO MUCH. i sacrifice myself to save my liddle roamers. beacuse they're sooo awsome. they HURL ACID FROM THEIR JAWS! and they look like hairless dogs.

 

noone.

 

they're freaking hairless monkeys with acid for god's sakes!

yes, creations take only a little exp but help you kill stronger things which gets you more exp.
so it dosn't really suck away your exp.

i resent that.
alwan rules. why? beacouse he's a guardian. and guardians rule.
without gaurdians to use for intelligent cannon fodder shapers and agents would die. because they do not rule.

are you sure? they always attack me.

and are the serviles at courage 0? you'd think they would be but i once was beaten to death (when i was lvl 1) by an unarmed servile.