Understated Ur-Drakon Sudanna Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 So's your face! That's what she said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unflappable Drayk Xelgion Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 *twitches* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotghroth Rhapsody Luca Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 Stop. Although that was good Nalyd... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Delicious Vlish Posted November 1, 2008 Author Share Posted November 1, 2008 Eyebeasts are only a concern to the weak minded. They do have a fault in their design though. All that flatulence required for locomotion causes their eyes to water terribly. No tentacles or hands to wipe them with. You'd be cranky and ill mannered to if your eyes were full of crusty old eye-boogers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotghroth Rhapsody Luca Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 Ever wiped your eye with your eye. Imagine the view. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrulous Glaahk pitchblack Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 *Startling vistas... *Views of the divine... *The way the world should be... Huh? Oh sorry, that was the canisters talking My bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Acky Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 The anatomy of the Vlish is interesting, but I still want to know why Thahds have ba-dunk-a-dunks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrulous Glaahk BlueRivets Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 So they can excrete wastes from their bodies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unflappable Drayk Xelgion Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 Not at all, the gas makes it explode, permitting propulsion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrulous Glaahk pitchblack Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 Thahads move through gaseous expulsions, too? I never would have guessed. (And that wasn't sarcasm, if it seemed liked it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Delicious Vlish Posted November 2, 2008 Author Share Posted November 2, 2008 Originally Posted By: pitchblack Thahads move through gaseous expulsions, too? I never would have guessed. (And that wasn't sarcasm, if it seemed liked it) Only when you put them on roller skates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenderfoot Thahd Vrek Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 Originally Posted By: Xelgion Not at all, the gas makes it explode, permitting propulsion. Wait... so creations have internal combustion engines? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unflappable Drayk Xelgion Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 Yes. You can achieve a goal different ways, but they end up the same. (ex. You fly either because you have a jetpack, or because you have a flight spell) So yes, Vlishes do have combustion engines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Acky Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 Why must we talk of creation flachelence? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall The Ratt Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 Because it smells nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Acky Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 Originally Posted By: The Ratt Because it smells nice. Obviously to you. Your The Ratt And I wonder what a thahds flachelence smells like.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Dikiyoba Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 There seems to be some horrible misunderstanding going on in this thread. Flachelence is a French company that manufactures and sells perfume and cologne based on the delicate aroma of the Brazilian teal monkey-flower. What you're thinking of is flatulence. Dikiyoba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall The Ratt Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 /see I told you it smelled nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unflappable Drayk Xelgion Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 We french always smell nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Acky Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 These are coming from the same people who eat snails. Pardon me for hesitating to use their mascara Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unflappable Drayk Xelgion Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 Snails taste and smell better than most people. And the Ratt could be a reference to Ratatouille, a very bleu rat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotghroth Rhapsody Luca Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 Wine and cheese made the french famous. tia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Randomizer Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 Then they had to ruin it by having the French there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unflappable Drayk Xelgion Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 France: Zombie Apocalypse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall The Ratt Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 Wait, what do you think my screen name could be a reference to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Dikiyoba Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 Ratatouille (Which is the name of one of the meals that gets cooked, not the name of the rat.) Dikiyoba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall The Ratt Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 I guess I should make myself clear. How do you think my screen name rlates to Ratatouille Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unflappable Drayk Xelgion Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 (Edited out for gratuitous obscenity.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrulous Glaahk pitchblack Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 HOLY S**T!!!! HOW MUCH DO YOU CHARGE!?!?!?!?!?!!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unflappable Drayk Xelgion Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 Snark with Spam = 129.99* Spam = 179.99* Snark = 99.99* Well delivered response better than any oldbie comment I have seen in a long time = 9.99* *all of this in yen* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Sudanna Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 *Sigh* Now this is a lock-worthy topic, mods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Aoslare Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 Goodbye, cruel thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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