Garrulous Glaahk pitchblack Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 Ah. So no giving yourself wings and the ability to breath fire... *sobs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrulous Glaahk BlueRivets Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 If I could shape I would shape the mind of Albert Einstein into a servile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unflappable Drayk Xelgion Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 If I could shape I would shape a shield that protected me from favoritism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrulous Glaahk BlueRivets Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 I also decided that I would create a pack of ornks which Albert would have to raise and protect for no real reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotghroth Rhapsody Luca Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 Originally Posted By: Xelgion If I could shape I would shape a shield that protected me from favoritism. You don't have that problem. Ornks are the shiz. *Nebulan, while purely coincidental, believes that he should be offended at pitchblacks current location.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrulous Glaahk pitchblack Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 hmm... Maybe its not a coincidence? Just kidding. I can change it if its is offending. There are 6 million other fake planet names that I can think of. And ooh: Lets make them EXPLODY ornks, so poor little Albert has to be on his watch all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotghroth Rhapsody Luca Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 Yet only seven that are one letter away from mine. *Nebulan's face moves as if he is laughing, but his shadowy presence opposes this theory.* Exploding ornks are crule, but are an interesting method of terrorism. Fear exploding poultry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrulous Glaahk pitchblack Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 PRIME THE CHICKENS! LOAD! AIM! GET READY...! FIRE!!! The shaper's way of sieging a fort. EDIT: Changed Location. Just Cause I'm Nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast The Mystic Posted October 28, 2008 Share Posted October 28, 2008 Just make sure they're homing chickens, so that they return to you after flying overhead and bombing the fort with their cargo of exploding eggs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotghroth Rhapsody Luca Posted October 28, 2008 Share Posted October 28, 2008 *Nebulan attempts a facepalm but his hand moves through his hood at though it was just darkened mist* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Eldibs Posted October 28, 2008 Share Posted October 28, 2008 I am reminded of the scene from the second Hot Shots movie, where he runs out of arrows, and has to use the chicken in his bow. Come to think of it, I would probably shape exploding chickens and cattle, and then mix them in with standard livestock. But only once or twice. It would probably get old pretty fast. But a fire-breathing chicken, now that would be entertainment that lasts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unflappable Drayk Xelgion Posted October 28, 2008 Share Posted October 28, 2008 Go see Monty Python, rabbits being catapulted into people is quite amusing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrulous Glaahk pitchblack Posted October 28, 2008 Share Posted October 28, 2008 Hmmm... Fire breathing chicken that is ten feet tall, golden, and explodes when it dies? I think I'll call it the Chickbeast. P.S. Nebulan, who were you trying to faceslap? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Aoslare Posted October 28, 2008 Share Posted October 28, 2008 Nephil's Gambit did have a Chicken Drake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotghroth Rhapsody Luca Posted October 28, 2008 Share Posted October 28, 2008 Originally Posted By: pitchblack P.S. Nebulan, who were you trying to faceslap? Did you seriously just say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Acky Posted October 28, 2008 Share Posted October 28, 2008 Originally Posted By: Nebulan Originally Posted By: pitchblack P.S. Nebulan, who were you trying to faceslap? Did you seriously just say that? Actually, he typed it. And for the record pitchblack, its facePALM! Not slap, PALM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotghroth Rhapsody Luca Posted October 28, 2008 Share Posted October 28, 2008 There's a member around here somewhere with an avatar describing this action, Darn it, I should know that name. *...Quoth Nebulan violently attempting not saying anything uncouth. Nebulan is also wondering why Slarty has not said anything as this is one of his more used expressions.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrulous Glaahk pitchblack Posted October 29, 2008 Share Posted October 29, 2008 Dammit I knew I shoulda read the post a bit better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrulous Glaahk BlueRivets Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 I think we are getting close to the guards of the ornkskin gloves in G5, accept everything would be ornks instead of chickens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotghroth Rhapsody Luca Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Why? Because there is no poultry in Geneforge? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast The Mystic Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 If you can shape, you could always make your own customized poultry. You can have a real live turducken! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrulous Glaahk pitchblack Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 hmm... I suppose if you could shape you could make ornks that taste like chicken... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unflappable Drayk Xelgion Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 It wouldn't be that hard, because, y'know, everything tastes like chicken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast The Mystic Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Originally Posted By: Xelgion everything tastes like chicken. Except, ironically, chicken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrulous Glaahk pitchblack Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Ouch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unflappable Drayk Xelgion Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 And while we are on the discussion of barn animals, who was the first guy who looked at a cow and said, "I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze em."? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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