Well-Actually War Trall The Ratt Posted November 18, 2007 Share Posted November 18, 2007 After reading Delicious Vlish's Signature, I am wondering if Jeff will include any type of edible (preferably tasty) vlish in G5. What do you think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Delicious Vlish Posted November 18, 2007 Share Posted November 18, 2007 Sicko. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Goldengirl Posted November 18, 2007 Share Posted November 18, 2007 And force DV to commit cannibalism? I think no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Callie Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Oooh, helium sacks and poison glands. Really, really appetizing. Jeff has no valid reason to incorporate edible opponents into his games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Randomizer Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Jeff has already made plenty of different vlish. Besides with the right sauce they aren't that bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall The Ratt Posted November 19, 2007 Author Share Posted November 19, 2007 What's the point of having your sig as I want a tasty vlish but then not wanting to eat it. that doesn't make sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Delicious Vlish Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 I don't want to eat my self. I just want to see a Delicious Vlish in the Geneforge Series. Because of mind control, you would think it would be the most delicious meal ever, while in reality, you would be crapping out your insides a few hours later and dying slowly and painfully. Shaper enhanced hypno-tryptophan. The ultimate revenge poison. This has been discussed here before, I am sure it will be asked again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Dikiyoba Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 He's obviously lonely. No one but another yummy, tentacled creation could put up with his brain-sucking and flatulent ways. Edit: Well, shoot. Dikiyoba's reason is better, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall The Ratt Posted November 19, 2007 Author Share Posted November 19, 2007 The one flaw with the poison slow death thing, is that once a smart chef is done with the tasty vlish, all or most toxic substances would be removed and all that would be left would be the tasty tissues. Unless of course all parts of a vlishes body are poisonous. I like Diki's reason better. It makes less sense. Also who says you would be eating yourself. Wouldn't it be another vlish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyshakk Koan wxxqut Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 This vlish tasts so...so...more sauce please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unflappable Drayk Zummi Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Aye..no sauce is needed in eating something tentacle-ly that will deliver a slow, agonizing, painful death.. If only Project SpidWeb was continued.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk nikki. Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Quote: Originally written by Azuma:...If only Project SpidWeb was continued.. Spiderweb Software: The Scenario is going to be finished. I just have to complete my proper scenario first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unflappable Drayk Jeran Korak Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 I consider that a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyshakk Koan wxxqut Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 You should try hellium baubles.They add a smile. -and dont taste so bad either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unflappable Drayk Xelgion Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Tastes like chicken..... OH i know! Synergy you better read this. EMERALD CHESTGAURD - Tasty Vlish hide, Perfected Breastplate, Shiny Emerald ) +5 AP / +2 strength and intelligence / +5 Melee weapons / +30% to all resistances / 30% Armor / +5 Quick Action / +4 creation endurance *Can be made after killing the Delicious Vlish (Inside the Geneforge) REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETURN of the awesome armor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotghroth Rhapsody Taliesin Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 "Starving Shapers have reported that vlish meat is horrible and nearly inedible, but you doubt that a battle alpha would care." - G2 See? No tasty vlish for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall The Ratt Posted November 20, 2007 Author Share Posted November 20, 2007 Yes, but as pointed out before, they taste good with the right sauce. You just need to find the right taste to go with vlish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unflappable Drayk Zummi Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 Quote: Originally written by Funkadelic: Spiderweb Software: The Scenario is going to be finished. I just have to complete my proper scenario first. Aye..be waiting..will the people who asked for a cameo appear? Quote: Originally written by Lakir@t: You should try helium baubles.They add a smile. -and dont taste so bad either Eating trinkets loaded with gas is calmly adviced..wait..Alo's helium.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Xaiya Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 This has turned into the wrong direction. Also, a Delicious Vlish is different from a regular Vish, so that quote from G2 doesn't really matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotghroth Rhapsody Taliesin Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 He was just talking about edible vlish, not necessarily Delicious ones. Also, The Ratt may be right: those "starving Shapers" would hardly have had the right sauce available. By the way, Iffy, I think you've posted the spam dude quite enough. If you must accuse people like that, go for more variation to keep it interesting. Actually, how about not. You're not a mod, so don't talk like one. Don't mean to be harsh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Xaiya Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 I'm just saying my opinion! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotghroth Rhapsody Taliesin Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 Quote: Originally written by The Iffy Muffin who...does stuff...:I'm just saying my opinion! Opinion acknowledged. *nods graciously* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Xaiya Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 What I mean is that there is off-topic going on. And it is now. Also, some spam has been posted. Now, before this collapses...You can remove poison if you cook something enough, well, some poison. Also, Shapers can probably detect any remaining poison and get rid of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasoned Roamer Artila Master Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 What about a Tasty Charged Vlish Wouldn't it just explode? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Callie Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 Quote: Also, some spam has been posted. *Sarcastically: Really, I didn't notice.* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Goldengirl Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 Iffy: Topics naturally drift. So long as it isn't a hijack, it's perfectly acceptable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Dikiyoba Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 What we really need are miniature vlish engineered to have extra helium and to come in "Congratulations" and "Happy Birthday!" patterns. Also, they need one really long tentacle that wraps around stuff so they won't float away from you if you accidently let go. Dikiyoba. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall The Ratt Posted November 21, 2007 Author Share Posted November 21, 2007 Nice one Diki. Let's remember that arguing over spam is technically almost the same as spam. I don't think a tasty charged vlish would explode, but that is definitely an idea to work with. Since the tissues of the vlish are charged with essence, would eating a chartged tasty vlish restore your essence? Or would it send some cool sensation through your body? Also, I can imagine vlish (tasty or not) becoming a delacasy of the Drakons:*british accents* "Glahdring could you please some more of that wonderfully tasty vlish you discovered?" "Why certainly my dear Sallassar, what ho!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasoned Roamer Artila Master Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 O and there's fried vlish tentacles, vlish stew and vlish skin jerky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Delicious Vlish Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 Horrors! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk nikki. Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 Quote: Originally written by The Ratt: [QB]...[QB] You missed out the phrase "old boy". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyshakk Koan wxxqut Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 I wonder if vlishes have liver.Imagine vlish liver on barbecue with the right sauce? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unflappable Drayk Zummi Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 Quote: Originally written by The Ratt: Or would it send some cool sensation through your body? Aye..charged Vlish-flavored Mentos..melts in your mouth..or the other way around.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasoned Roamer Artila Master Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 If there is a tasty vlish it should have some special attack or something..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall The Ratt Posted November 22, 2007 Author Share Posted November 22, 2007 Uh, I can't think of any special attacks, can you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Callie Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 Superior flatulence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unflappable Drayk Jeran Korak Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 Delicious Vlish. Primary Attack: Terror beam. Melee Attack: Festy tentical slap of pain! (I might have miss-spelled Tentical, if so please forgive.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Delicious Vlish Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 Multiple special attacks. Heightened speed due to advanced propulsion systems. Cursing cloud area attack, also due to said propulsion systems. Advanced mind control abilities as well as terror. Gastric distress ray works like a terror beam, causing the target to run away and seek the nearest clump of shrubberies or an outhouse. And of course, the Feisty Tentacle Slap of Pain. Melee attacks do considerable physical damage, as well as both poison and acid damage over many rounds due to my highly toxic and poisonous nature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Nioca Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 Vulnerable to Sauce spells and Saucerors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyshakk Koan wxxqut Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 And especially vunerable to hungry battle alphas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall The Ratt Posted November 22, 2007 Author Share Posted November 22, 2007 And the well hurled kitchen knife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Xaiya Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 Poor Delicious Vlish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Callie Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 Even more vulnerable to hordes of pink fyoras. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotghroth Rhapsody Taliesin Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 I say... how about a hungry Augmented Chef Alpha wielding a Sauce Pan and Flaying Knife? *shapes Chef Alpha flawlessly* *laughs devlishly* *Alpha arms for war* Where's my camera when I need it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Dikiyoba Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 Originally by Excalibur: Quote: Even more vulnerable to hordes of pink fyoras. Blasphemy! Everyone knows they don't come in that color! Dikiyoba. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotghroth Rhapsody Taliesin Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 Indeed, Excalibur. Different colors must also have different names. red = fyora blue = cryoa green = dikiyora pink = ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall The Ratt Posted November 23, 2007 Author Share Posted November 23, 2007 Maybe... Pink = Nikkiyora or Nicoyora Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Callie Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 No one remembers Pink Fyora? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk nikki. Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 Quote: Originally written by The Ratt:Maybe... Pink = Nikkiyora or Nicoyora Who have you been talking to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall The Ratt Posted November 24, 2007 Author Share Posted November 24, 2007 Uh... maybe, uh, reading Slarty's comics... and... seeing other stuff? And while we are on the topic are you a boy or girl? I can't tell by the picture or name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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