Curious Artila JackEKnoff Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 (edited) I was hoping Skynet or Earl Bradley would've come close to taking AM's throne on the rankings. I think Michael Scott would be pretty high up there if you put him in the list. Edited July 24, 2019 by JackEKnoff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Dintiradan Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 Well, now that we've started doing famous presidents, we can do famous presidents' fathers! Joseph Kennedy Sr. Prescott Bush George Clinton Fred Trump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curious Artila EarthPhantomTS Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 So...around where would the list switch from "somewhat suited" to "somewhat unsuited"? I'm curious how far down we have to go before where the "character" of the list changes the most dramatically and where I can say someone is "low ranking". Also, putting in my requests for the Mesopotamian deities Inanna/Ishtar, Anu, Ereshkigal, and Tiamat (I figured I'd go with some of the ones people have actually *heard* of, or at least are easy to find stuff on) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Slawbug Posted August 10, 2019 Author Share Posted August 10, 2019 5 hours ago, EarthPhantomTS said: Also, putting in my requests for the Mesopotamian deities Inanna/Ishtar, Anu, Ereshkigal, and Tiamat (I figured I'd go with some of the ones people have actually *heard* of, or at least are easy to find stuff on) Heh heh heh. Little do you know. Please feel free to be as obscure as you wish, on that subject -- though I may complain if you are inconsistent with your transliteration choices (as above) 😛 As for the list's character, I think I commented that I found Pilgor the Goat to be a pretty good stand-in for not having the office occupied at all. I can't promise I've been 100% consistent, given all the factors involved, but that should mean I consider anyone above Pilgor to be better than nothing, and anyone below Pilgor to be worse than nothing. Also: sorry for the delay. Would you believe I started a response almost two weeks ago and... oh, holy crap, that browser window is still open. Well, guess I should go finish that. EarthPhantomTS 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Slawbug Posted August 10, 2019 Author Share Posted August 10, 2019 For past presidents, note that I'm evaluating what I'd think of them assuming the office today (as with everyone else), not what I think of their past performance when they were actually president. (Also, sorry presidential dads: I just don't care enough to learn a lot about you.) Emperor Wu of Han is fascinating but I kind of don't believe most of what's written about him enough to place him very specifically. Likewise, Cao Cao's depictions vary so widely that I don't know how to treat him. Zhuge Liang though: I played DOAE, and from what I can gather it didn't exaggerate, at least not beyond lore. I know what to do with this guy. Inanna, boy, here's another one where I am so very conflicted. But I've ranked her. Ranking An, on the other hand, would be like trying to rank a Deist conception of God. Lucca Simone de Beauvoir Robo Princess Leia Buffy Summers Zhuge Liang Henry Agard Wallace Micah Uncle Iroh Jean-Luc Picard Lady Gaga Erika Redmark Zuko Mary Poppins Socrates Sylak Eowyn Captain America Aragorn Katara Frog FDR Plato Graham Nelson Empress Prazac Abigail Adams Honor Harrington Lisa Simpson Thanos (comics) R2-D2 Ereshkigal Aristotle Magus Diogenes the Cynic The Kangxi Emperor LBJ Aang Lord Havelock Vetinari King Arthur Cleopatra (Shakespeare) Peter Gabriel Orson Welles Mary Shelley Eisenhower Epicurus JFK Kathryn Janeway Puddleglum Professor Oak Sherlock Holmes Ayla Cleopatra Jones Harry S. Truman Redbeard Zaphod Beeblebrox Julius Caesar Blaise Pascal Olga of Kiev Boudica Cicero The Doctor Toph Julius Martov Lord British Queen Elizabeth I Inanna Melanchion Mao Zedong Faramir Dumbledore Starrus Gladwell Manfred Redmark Bob the Builder Billie Holiday Ken Burns Eeyore Marle Le Petit Prince Multivac Sokka Pat Paulsen Seth MacFarlane Khan Noonien Singh Werdna Mal Reynolds Queen Elizabeth II Clifford the Big Red Dog Aslan Sir Topham Hatt James T. Kirk Henri III Ayn Rand Cleopatra (real) Daddy Warbucks Pat Sajak Cardinal Richelieu Sulla Lavos Pilgor the Goat Curious George Kikuchiyo Miss Piggy Lyndon LaRouche Captain Ahab Tiamat Lady Macbeth Benjamin Sisko Darth Vader Evil Abed Crassus Pompey Spider Rand al'Thor Caligula Yosemite Sam George Jetson One of the 7 dwarves (Disney) Guybrush Threepwood Boris Johnson Julie d'Aubigny Zapp Brannigan Pol Pot Grima, Wormtongue Yogi Bear Shaper Rawal Kylo Ren Harcourt Fenton Mudd George Wickham Ivan the Terrible Genghis Khan Morgoth The White Witch Hawthorne Hitler Emperor Palpatine Dorikas Elizabeth Báthory Kefka Smaug The Allied Mastercomputer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Dintiradan Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 For the crime of not ranking George Clinton, I'm not only adding Jeb Bush to the list, but also making you read a dribble I wrote for him: Spoiler Jeb Bush stands naked in his bathroom and despairs. The reason behind his failed foray in federal politics? It is clearly evident in the mirror before him. He has to face the ugly truth: he will never, ever be dummy thicc. He implores his reflection one last time: "Please clap." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Slawbug Posted August 10, 2019 Author Share Posted August 10, 2019 You did not nominate that George Clinton. Also, no. Also, no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Dintiradan Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 Wait, are you telling me that George Clinton isn't Bill Clinton's dad? Riiight, next you'll be telling me that Director Hoover and President Hoover weren't the same person. Something I believed until embarrassingly late in life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Callie Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 Ozzy Osbourne Elizabeth Warren Tucker Carlson Denethor Soren Kierkegaard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Slawbug Posted August 11, 2019 Author Share Posted August 11, 2019 Callie has broken hearts on actual current candidates. (Finally!) Let the floodgates blow open. And Dinti... I have some bad news for you. I have to inform you that President Trump is not the same person as Ivana Trump, either. Triumph 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Randomizer Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 Are at least Donald Trump and Donald Duck the same? Triumph 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Dintiradan Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 Disney princess round (including both non-princesses who are part of the official Princess Line as well as princesses who are not): Snow White Cinderella Aurora Eilonwy Ariel Belle Jasmine Pocahontas Mulan Kuzco Kida Tiana Rapunzel Merida Anna Elsa (she was a princess at the start of the movie I guess?) Moana Feel free to do the public domain versions (or any other versions) if you're adventurous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Slawbug Posted August 16, 2019 Author Share Posted August 16, 2019 *faceplant* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Dintiradan Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 If it's not enough, I can add Disney princes as well! No biggie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Randomizer Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 5 hours ago, Infixèd said: *faceplant* You need a padded desk mat. A very thick and cushioned one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Triumph Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 On 8/16/2019 at 2:01 AM, Dintiradan said: Disney princess round On 8/16/2019 at 2:01 AM, Dintiradan said: Kuzco lolwut dinti plz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Slawbug Posted August 18, 2019 Author Share Posted August 18, 2019 Ok, I never watched that, but upon looking it up now that Triumph has pointed it out... that is not an okay joke, Dinti. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Dintiradan Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 (edited) Ah, hmm. I was referencing the running joke where Kuzco meets all the Disney Princess requirements set in Ralph Breaks the Internet (better than Vanellope does, which is one of the reasons why she's off the list), but yeah, I can see how there's more than one way to take it. Consider him rescinded, and my apologies. Edited August 18, 2019 by Dintiradan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Slawbug Posted August 18, 2019 Author Share Posted August 18, 2019 I fail to see how that is a better "way to take it" but whatevs, moving on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk nikki. Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 Ghibli round! Kiki Ashitaka Yubaba Nausicaa Sheeta Lady Eboshi Ponyo The dad from My Neighour Totoro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Slawbug Posted September 12, 2019 Author Share Posted September 12, 2019 Yubaba but not Zeniba? Kiki but not Jiji? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Dintiradan Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 Jiji (Kiki's cat) Jiji (Nikki's cat) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyshakk Koan ladyonthemoon Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 On 6/29/2019 at 7:48 AM, Yclad in nyght said: An arbitrary Mind from the Culture There is one Mind actually named "Arbitrary" in The State of the Art. Mr Magoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curious Artila chrlpolk Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt And Bernie Sanders Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Slawbug Posted November 4, 2020 Author Share Posted November 4, 2020 Okay, I guess this can have one last update. Lucca Elizabeth Warren Simone de Beauvoir Robo Princess Leia Buffy Summers Zhuge Liang Henry Agard WallaceBernie Sanders Micah Uncle Iroh Jean-Luc Picard Zeniba Lady Gaga Erika Redmark Zuko Mary Poppins Socrates Sylak Eowyn Captain America Aragorn Katara Frog FDR Plato Graham Nelson Empress Prazac Abigail Adams Honor Harrington Lisa Simpson Kierkegaard Thanos (comics) R2-D2 Ereshkigal Aristotle Magus Jiji Diogenes the Cynic The Kangxi Emperor LBJ Aang Kiki Lord Havelock Vetinari Yubaba King Arthur Cleopatra (Shakespeare) Peter Gabriel Orson Welles Mary Shelley Eisenhower Epicurus JFK Kathryn Janeway Kamala Harris Puddleglum Professor Oak Sherlock Holmes Ayla Cleopatra Jones Harry S. Truman Redbeard Zaphod Beeblebrox Julius Caesar Blaise Pascal Olga of Kiev Boudica Cicero The Doctor Toph Julius Martov Lord British Queen Elizabeth I Inanna Melanchion Mao Zedong Faramir Dumbledore Starrus Gladwell Manfred Redmark Bob the Builder Billie Holiday Ken Burns Eeyore Marle Le Petit Prince Multivac Sokka Pat Paulsen Joe Biden Seth MacFarlane Khan Noonien Singh Werdna Mal Reynolds Queen Elizabeth II Clifford the Big Red Dog Aslan Sir Topham Hatt James T. Kirk Pete Buttigieg Denethor Amy Klobuchar Tucker Carlson Henri III Ayn Rand Cleopatra (real) Daddy Warbucks Pat Sajak Cardinal Richelieu Ozzy Osbourne Sulla Lavos Pilgor the Goat Curious George Kikuchiyo Miss Piggy Lyndon LaRouche Captain Ahab Tiamat Lady Macbeth Benjamin Sisko Darth Vader Evil Abed Crassus Pompey Spider Donald Duck Rand al'Thor Caligula Yosemite Sam George Jetson One of the 7 dwarves (Disney) Guybrush Threepwood Boris Johnson Julie d'Aubigny Zapp Brannigan Donald Trump Pol Pot Grima, Wormtongue Yogi Bear Shaper Rawal Kylo Ren Harcourt Fenton Mudd George Wickham Mike Pence Ivan the Terrible Genghis Khan Morgoth The White Witch Hawthorne Hitler Emperor Palpatine Dorikas Elizabeth Báthory Kefka Smaug The Allied Mastercomputer Callie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyshakk Koan Kennedy Posted November 13, 2020 Share Posted November 13, 2020 (edited) Yogi would be a better president than Donald Trump and probably Caligula as well. Under Yogi everybody would get a picnic basket! Wonder where 'the Child' (AKA baby Yoda) would rank on that list if you ever do any more updates? Edited November 14, 2020 by Kennedy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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