Hatchling Cockatrice Slawbug Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 In the previous topic, I ranked everything and anything. Totally subjectively. People posted whatever they wanted me to rank, and I added it to the current list. New items were inserted at whatever ranking was appropriate. This time, I'm going to rank who I'd like to see as President of the United States. But I'm not going to do something boring like only ranking the actual candidates. Instead, you can suggest whoever you want. Suggestions do not even have to be American -- or human -- or alive -- or nonfictional. (Or over thirty-five, for that matter.) Suggestions do have to be persons; I can't really evaluate Nethergate for President. You can make a few different suggestions in one post if you like. To keep things interesting, let's say no actual candidates until the list has at least 20 other people on it, and even then no more than one actual candidate per post. Let the pointless wanking ranking begin! It is happening again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyshakk Koan googoogjoob Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 Micah, Starrus, Hawthorne, Prazac, Manfred Redmark, Dorikas, Melanchion, Gladwell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Dintiradan Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 (edited) Billie Holiday, Ayn Rand, Julie D'Aubigny, Simone de Beauvoir, Olga of Kiev, Cleopatra, Elizabeth Báthory, Lady Gaga. EDIT: I suddenly regret putting down Cleopatra, because I kinda want you to rank not just the non-fictional Cleopatra but various fictional portrayals of her as well. Ah well, she can stay. Maybe if you're feeling bored and want some extra credits. Edited June 29, 2019 by Dintiradan (test) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Alorael at Large Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 Multivac Ken Burns 227 chitrachs wearing a human suit King Arthur The Doctor of Doctor Who (any or all) Benjamin Franklin An arbitrary Mind from the Culture Lord Havelock Vetinari Cardinal Richelieu (real or Three Musketeers) —Alorael, who doesn't belong on this list and asks to be omitted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Randomizer Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 Doc, Happy, Grumpy, Bashful, Dopey, Sleepy, Sneezy, and Sleazy (8th dwarf mentioned in a TV show) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotghroth Rhapsody Ess-Eschas Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 Alright, I'll bite. Here's a little triptych for you: 1. Smaug 2. Sylak 3. Graham Nelson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrulous Glaahk Chopkinsca Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 Spider (not to be confused with Spider or Spider). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Slawbug Posted June 29, 2019 Author Share Posted June 29, 2019 Interesting picks! This has turned out to be a bit of a difficult task, trying to balance assessments of potential governing competency with those of likely ideological approach. Here's the list so far: Simone de Beauvoir Sylak Micah Graham Nelson Lady Gaga Empress Prazac Lord Havelock Vetinari King Arthur Cleopatra (Shakespeare) Olga of Kiev The Doctor Melanchion Starrus Gladwell Manfred Redmark Billie Holiday Ken Burns Multivac Ayn Rand Cleopatra (real) Cardinal Richelieu Spider One of the 7 dwarves (Disney) Julie d'Aubigny Hawthorne Dorikas Elizabeth Báthory Smaug Multivac would be a lot higher, except for that one pesky fatal problem. I don't actually find much need to separate the Doctors on this one, though perhaps if I cared more about that property I might. I also don't find much need to separate the Disney dwarves on this one. Interestingly, while it's easy to think of some people I'd take over Simone de Beauvoir, Smaug has got to be pretty close to the bottom of the list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Triumph Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 The sad thing is that I'd be sorely tempted to vote for Smaug over Donald. 😂 Let's add Harcourt Fenton Mudd Jean-luc Picard Mary Shelley Abigail Adams Darth Vader R2-D2 Faramir (book version, not film version) Grima Wormtongue Puddleglum Eowyn Marle (a.k.a. Nadia) Frog (a.k.a. Glenn) Lucca Robo (a.k.a. Prometheus) Ayla Magus (a.k.a. Janus) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unflappable Drayk Edgwyn Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 Emperor Palpatine Governor Tarkin Admiral Adama Honor Harrington Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyshakk Koan googoogjoob Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 Henri III of France, Archduke Ernst von Habsburg of Austria, Johan III of Sweden, Ivan IV ("The Terrible") of Russia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Slawbug Posted June 29, 2019 Author Share Posted June 29, 2019 Additions in bold: Lucca Simone de Beauvoir EowynSylak RoboMicah Jean-Luc Picard FrogGraham NelsonLady GagaEmpress Prazac Abigail Adams Honor Harrington R2-D2 MagusLord Havelock VetinariKing ArthurCleopatra (Shakespeare) Mary Shelley PuddleglumOlga of KievThe Doctor AylaMelanchion FaramirStarrusGladwellManfred RedmarkBillie HolidayKen Burns MarleMultivac Henri IIIAyn RandCleopatra (real)Cardinal Richelieu Darth VaderSpiderOne of the 7 dwarves (Disney)Julie d'Aubigny Grima, Wormtongue Harcourt Fenton Mudd Ivan the TerribleHawthorne Emperor PalpatineDorikasElizabeth BáthorySmaug Adama: I have to claim ignorance, I'm afraid, having never watched any of it and not feeling like Wikipedia will be adequate in this case. A few of these somewhat obscure historical rulers I'm having to leave out because I don't know much about them and I don't feel like I can generate adequate context to rank them accurately without significant research. There are a few names now where I see the potential for them to deserve a higher ranking, but have lowered them due to concerns that might or might not surface -- as with Multivac, I suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Dintiradan Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 Ooh, I could get behind Puddleglum for President. Presumably his ad campaign would be "Mourning in America". Fantasy leaders round: Aragorn Rand al'Thor Richard Rahl Albus Dumbledore Aslan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fledgling Fyora Vydaera Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 Professor Oak Guybrush Ulysses Threepwood Abed's Evil Doppelganger Robot Steve Irwin from the Future The goat from Goat Simulator Seth McFarlane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Slawbug Posted June 29, 2019 Author Share Posted June 29, 2019 Lucca Simone de Beauvoir EowynSylak RoboMicah Jean-Luc Picard Aragorn FrogGraham NelsonLady GagaEmpress Prazac Abigail Adams Honor Harrington R2-D2 MagusLord Havelock VetinariKing ArthurCleopatra (Shakespeare) Mary Shelley Puddleglum Professor OakOlga of KievThe Doctor AylaMelanchion FaramirDumbledore StarrusGladwellManfred RedmarkBillie HolidayKen Burns MarleMultivac Seth MacFarlane Aslan Henri IIIAyn RandCleopatra (real)Cardinal Richelieu Pilgor the Goat Darth Vader Evil AbedSpiderRand al'Thor One of the 7 dwarves (Disney) Guybrush ThreepwoodJulie d'Aubigny Grima, Wormtongue Harcourt Fenton Mudd Ivan the TerribleHawthorne Emperor PalpatineDorikasElizabeth BáthorySmaug Rahl: Don't know and seems difficult to briefly assess. Aslan: Boy, you gave me some trouble with this one! Robot Steve Irwin from the Future: If this is a thing I can't find it. Is this a thing? Goat simulator goat: Pilgor is a good stand-in for not having a President at all, basically. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Dintiradan Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 9 minutes ago, Damp Annals said: Aslan: Boy, you gave me some trouble with this one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Randomizer Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 Pat Paulsen, first presidential candidate to use an Internet web site. For those too young to remember his campaigns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chittering Clawbug darint Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 (edited) Cleopatra Jones, another fictional Cleopatra. Lyndon Larouche, because he always was running for president for some reason. David St. Hubbins, Nigel Tufnel, Derek Smalls, because a topic this weird needs some Spinal Tap. Boudica (I've seen her name spelt many different ways, so I'll go with the wiki spelling) Princess Leia, to fill out the Star Wars set a little Edited June 30, 2019 by darint Edit: (a couple more I thought of later) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyshakk Koan googoogjoob Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 Peter Gabriel. Phil Collins. Henry Agard Wallace. Me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Dintiradan Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 America's Asset round: Captain America (Earth-616) Captain America (Ultimate Universe) Captain America (Marvel Cinematic Universe) Captain America (Hydra Supreme) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenderfoot Thahd gypsydavey Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 Miss Piggy Mal Reynolds Kikuchiyo - the seventh samurai who was really a farmer's son Eeyore Erika Redmark Aeryn Sun (Looking at the current incumbent) George Wickham Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Slawbug Posted June 30, 2019 Author Share Posted June 30, 2019 1. Calling Pat Paulsen a presidential candidate seems a little misleading, but I guess he technically was on the primary ballot in New Hampshire a few times. 2. Don't hate me, but I never liked Spinal Tap, and haven't watched it in maybe 25 years, so I don't have much on those guys. 3. Just like last time I think it would be best not to include any forum members in the ranking. (Though honestly, a lot of you might end up with a relatively decent ranking.) 4. Oh good, the Marvel alternate universes are back. Initially I was going to just do one Cap for the comics and one for the modern movies. Ultimately, though, I have pretty much the same opinion of both of them. Captain America is easily one of least unfaithful of the MCU adaptations. And despite how often I hear him invoked as an exemplar of Lawful Good, and despite the flag, he's been operating shockingly deep in progressive, civil-libertarian territory since at least the 70's. 5. I think one Genesis member is enough. 6. Farscape goes in the "haven't watched, not sure I can briefly assess" category. 7. On further consideration, I'm moving Eowyn, Frog, Graham Nelson, and Aragorn down a varying but small number of steps. Lucca Simone de Beauvoir RoboPrincess Leia Henry Agard Wallace Sylak Eowyn Micah Jean-Luc Picard Lady Gaga Erika Redmark Captain America Aragorn FrogGraham NelsonEmpress Prazac Abigail Adams Honor Harrington R2-D2 MagusLord Havelock VetinariKing ArthurCleopatra (Shakespeare) Peter Gabriel Mary Shelley Puddleglum Professor OakCleopatra Jones Olga of Kiev BoudicaThe Doctor AylaMelanchion Faramir Dumbledore StarrusGladwellManfred RedmarkBillie HolidayKen Burns Eeyore MarleMultivac Pat Paulsen Seth MacFarlane Mal Reynolds Aslan Henri IIIAyn RandCleopatra (real)Cardinal Richelieu Pilgor the Goat Kikuchiyo Miss Piggy Lyndon LaRouche Darth Vader Evil AbedSpider Rand al'Thor One of the 7 dwarves (Disney) Guybrush ThreepwoodJulie d'Aubigny Grima, Wormtongue Harcourt Fenton Mudd George Wickham Ivan the TerribleHawthorne Emperor PalpatineDorikasElizabeth BáthorySmaug Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasoned Roamer Bender89 Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 Orson Welles, Shodan, Zapp Brannigan(got get one at the bottom of the list), Lisa Simpson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotghroth Rhapsody Thaluikhain Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 On 6/29/2019 at 2:29 PM, Dintiradan said: Billie Holiday, Ayn Rand, Julie D'Aubigny, Simone de Beauvoir, Olga of Kiev, Cleopatra, Elizabeth Báthory, Lady Gaga. EDIT: I suddenly regret putting down Cleopatra, because I kinda want you to rank not just the non-fictional Cleopatra but various fictional portrayals of her as well. Ah well, she can stay. Maybe if you're feeling bored and want some extra credits. Not to mention, that "Cleopatra" usually refers to the Cleopatra the 9th, but could also refer to any of the previous ones. I would add "The Shareware Demon". And also ask if these are listed from best to worst or the other way around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unflappable Drayk Edgwyn Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 Cortana (Halo version) George Jetson Yogi Bear Yosemite Sam Daddy Warbucks Jonny Quest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Dintiradan Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 Avatar round: Aang Katara Sokka Toph Zuko Uncle Iroh THE BOULDER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyshakk Koan googoogjoob Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 Sherlock Holmes Hari Seldon Julius Martov Zaphod Beeblebrox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Slawbug Posted July 2, 2019 Author Share Posted July 2, 2019 1. Inadequate familiarity, sorry: Shodan, Cortana, Jonny Quest, Hari Seldon. 2. A few other minor shifts up and down. This list has gotten sprawling enough that if it's just a couple of places, I think I'm just going to make those when I see them without comment -- that's pretty minor. 3. For the Avatar folks, placing Sokka and Iroh was easy, but I actually found myself surprised by the order in which I ended up putting the four primary benders. 4. I'm also surprised that something else still hasn't happened at all. Lucca Simone de Beauvoir Robo Princess Leia Henry Agard WallaceMicah Uncle Iroh Jean-Luc Picard Lady Gaga Erika Redmark Zuko Sylak Eowyn Captain America Aragorn Katara FrogGraham NelsonEmpress Prazac Abigail Adams Honor Harrington Lisa Simpson R2-D2 Magus AangLord Havelock VetinariKing ArthurCleopatra (Shakespeare) Peter Gabriel Orson Welles Mary Shelley Puddleglum Professor Oak Sherlock Holmes Ayla Cleopatra Jones Zaphod Beeblebrox Olga of Kiev BoudicaThe DoctorToph Julius Martov Melanchion Faramir Dumbledore StarrusGladwellManfred RedmarkBillie HolidayKen Burns Eeyore MarleMultivac Sokka Pat Paulsen Seth MacFarlane Mal Reynolds Aslan Henri IIIAyn RandCleopatra (real) Daddy WarbucksCardinal Richelieu Pilgor the Goat Kikuchiyo Miss Piggy Lyndon LaRouche Darth Vader Evil AbedSpider Rand al'Thor Yosemite Sam George Jetson One of the 7 dwarves (Disney) Guybrush ThreepwoodJulie d'Aubigny Zapp Brannigan Grima, Wormtongue Yogi Bear Harcourt Fenton Mudd George Wickham Ivan the TerribleHawthorne Emperor PalpatineDorikasElizabeth BáthorySmaug Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrulous Glaahk Sade Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 Caligula Nero Genghis Khan Leonidas I Burger King Redbeard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Dintiradan Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Republican round: Cincinnatus Scipio Africanus Cato the Elder Cato the Younger Sulla Cicero Crassus Pompey Julius Caesar Spartacus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unflappable Drayk Edgwyn Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 James Kirk Kathryn Janeway Benjamin Sisko Lord British Werdna Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Slawbug Posted July 3, 2019 Author Share Posted July 3, 2019 1. Nero: way too much ambiguity in the historical record for me to place him with any precision. 2. Leonidas, Spartacus: inadequate detail to say much beyond "eh" 3. Burger King: zero detail 4. Cinipioatoato: despite my love of antiquity, and with apologies, I just don't care about some of these guys. I'm also interested to note that there is now at least one person on the list whom I view identically to one of the current candidates. Not only would I rank them together, I see them as having exactly the same strengths and weaknesses. Lucca Simone de Beauvoir Robo Princess Leia Henry Agard WallaceMicah Uncle Iroh Jean-Luc Picard Lady Gaga Erika Redmark Zuko Sylak Eowyn Captain America Aragorn Katara FrogGraham NelsonEmpress Prazac Abigail Adams Honor Harrington Lisa Simpson R2-D2 Magus AangLord Havelock VetinariKing ArthurCleopatra (Shakespeare) Peter Gabriel Orson Welles Mary Shelley Kathryn Janeway Puddleglum Professor Oak Sherlock Holmes Ayla Cleopatra Jones Redbeard Zaphod Beeblebrox Julius Caesar Olga of Kiev Boudica CiceroThe Doctor Toph Julius Martov Lord British Melanchion Faramir Dumbledore StarrusGladwellManfred RedmarkBillie HolidayKen Burns Eeyore MarleMultivac Sokka Pat Paulsen Seth MacFarlane Werdna Mal Reynolds Aslan James T. Kirk Henri IIIAyn RandCleopatra (real) Daddy WarbucksCardinal Richelieu Sulla Pilgor the Goat Kikuchiyo Miss Piggy Lyndon LaRouche Benjamin Sisko Darth Vader Evil Abed Crassus PompeySpider Rand al'Thor Caligula Yosemite Sam George Jetson One of the 7 dwarves (Disney) Guybrush ThreepwoodJulie d'Aubigny Zapp Brannigan Grima, Wormtongue Yogi Bear Harcourt Fenton Mudd George Wickham Ivan the TerribleGenghis Khan Hawthorne Emperor PalpatineDorikasElizabeth BáthorySmaug Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Dintiradan Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 18 minutes ago, Damp Annals said: I'm also interested to note that there is now at least one person on the list whom I view identically to one of the current candidates. Not only would I rank them together, I see them as having exactly the same strengths and weaknesses. Marianne Williamson and Genghis Khan, obviously. Triumph 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyshakk Koan googoogjoob Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 Timur, Richard the Lionheart, Saladin, Philip II Augustus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Triumph Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 Bob the Builder Caillou Clifford the Big Red Dog Wishbone Curious George Sir Topham Hatt Pat Sajak Blaise Pascal JackEKnoff 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Dintiradan Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 Alright, let's see if I can knock Smaug off his throne: AM (I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenderfoot Thahd gypsydavey Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 How could I have forgotten Buffy The Vampire Slayer! Or Lady Macbeth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Triumph Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 Villain round: Morgoth The White Witch Arawn Death-Lord Lavos (is this basically equivalent to Sweet Meteor O'Death?) Kefka Kylo Ren Khan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Slawbug Posted July 9, 2019 Author Share Posted July 9, 2019 For the sake of not putting this off any longer I'm going to stick to people I can evaluate based on what I already know and/or through simple googling. Sorry, historical conquerors whose actual actions I am slightly vague on! I'll come back to you later if I have time. Lucca Simone de Beauvoir Robo Princess Leia Buffy Summers Henry Agard WallaceMicah Uncle Iroh Jean-Luc Picard Lady Gaga Erika Redmark Zuko Sylak Eowyn Captain America Aragorn Katara FrogGraham NelsonEmpress Prazac Abigail Adams Honor Harrington Lisa Simpson R2-D2 Magus AangLord Havelock VetinariKing ArthurCleopatra (Shakespeare) Peter Gabriel Orson Welles Mary Shelley Kathryn Janeway Puddleglum Professor Oak Sherlock Holmes Ayla Cleopatra Jones Redbeard Zaphod Beeblebrox Julius Caesar Blaise Pascal Olga of Kiev Boudica CiceroThe Doctor Toph Julius Martov Lord British Melanchion Faramir Dumbledore StarrusGladwellManfred RedmarkBob the Builder Billie HolidayKen Burns Eeyore MarleMultivac Sokka Pat Paulsen Seth MacFarlane Khan Noonien Singh Werdna Mal Reynolds Clifford the Big Red Dog Aslan Sir Topham Hatt James T. Kirk Henri IIIAyn RandCleopatra (real) Daddy WarbucksPat Sajak Cardinal Richelieu Sulla Lavos Pilgor the Goat Curious George Kikuchiyo Miss Piggy Lyndon LaRouche Lady Macbeth Benjamin Sisko Darth Vader Evil Abed Crassus PompeySpider Rand al'Thor Caligula Yosemite Sam George Jetson One of the 7 dwarves (Disney) Guybrush ThreepwoodJulie d'Aubigny Zapp Brannigan Grima, Wormtongue Yogi Bear Kylo Ren Harcourt Fenton Mudd George Wickham Ivan the Terrible Genghis Khan Morgoth The White Witch Hawthorne Emperor PalpatineDorikasElizabeth Báthory KefkaSmaug The Allied Mastercomputer I wasn't sure Smaug was going to be dethroned, but you did it, Dinti. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Dintiradan Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 21 hours ago, Damp Annals said: I wasn't sure Smaug was going to be dethroned, but you did it, Dinti. Pretty tough to think of anything worse than AM. Happy (?) to be proven wrong, though. Ancient Greece round: Socrates Plato Aristotle Diogenes Epicurus Archimedes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotghroth Rhapsody Ess-Eschas Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 22 hours ago, Damp Annals said: I wasn't sure Smaug was going to be dethroned, but you did it, Dinti. Excellent! Now that Smaug's not top of the leader board, he's bound to win! Smaug for president! A vote for Smaug is a vote for non-human life everywhere! In any case, here's another triptych, although perhaps a little more conventional this time: 1. Mary Poppins 2. Queen Elizabeth II 3. Queen Elizabeth I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curious Artila JackEKnoff Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 (edited) Patches from Dark Souls A bonewheel Shaper Rawal Mufasa Skynet Pol Pot Chief Keef An average 4chan user Hitler Jigsaw Gaius Marius John Wick Michael Scott Bugs Moran Alex Jones Thanos Earl Bradley Edited July 22, 2019 by JackEKnoff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Dintiradan Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 Boris Johnson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Slawbug Posted July 23, 2019 Author Share Posted July 23, 2019 Again for the sake of not putting this off any longer, I'll be leaving some out for want of ease of looking up. Archimedes: not enough is known about him, really. Still no actual candidates or past U.S. presidents... Lucca Simone de Beauvoir Robo Princess Leia Buffy Summers Henry Agard WallaceMicah Uncle Iroh Jean-Luc Picard Lady Gaga Erika Redmark Zuko Mary Poppins Socrates Sylak Eowyn Captain America Aragorn Katara Frog PlatoGraham NelsonEmpress Prazac Abigail Adams Honor Harrington Lisa Simpson Thanos (comics) R2-D2 Aristotle Magus Diogenes the Cynic AangLord Havelock VetinariKing ArthurCleopatra (Shakespeare) Peter Gabriel Orson Welles Mary Shelley Epicurus Kathryn Janeway Puddleglum Professor Oak Sherlock Holmes Ayla Cleopatra Jones Redbeard Zaphod Beeblebrox Julius Caesar Blaise Pascal Olga of Kiev Boudica CiceroThe Doctor Toph Julius Martov Lord British Queen Elizabeth I Melanchion Faramir Dumbledore StarrusGladwellManfred Redmark Bob the Builder Billie HolidayKen Burns Eeyore MarleMultivac Sokka Pat Paulsen Seth MacFarlane Khan Noonien Singh Werdna Mal Reynolds Queen Elizabeth II Clifford the Big Red Dog Aslan Sir Topham Hatt James T. Kirk Henri IIIAyn RandCleopatra (real) Daddy Warbucks Pat Sajak Cardinal Richelieu Sulla Lavos Pilgor the Goat Curious George Kikuchiyo Miss Piggy Lyndon LaRouche Lady Macbeth Benjamin Sisko Darth Vader Evil Abed Crassus PompeySpider Rand al'Thor Caligula Yosemite Sam George Jetson One of the 7 dwarves (Disney) Guybrush Threepwood Boris JohnsonJulie d'Aubigny Zapp Brannigan Pol Pot Grima, Wormtongue Yogi Bear Shaper Rawal Kylo Ren Harcourt Fenton Mudd George Wickham Ivan the Terrible Genghis Khan Morgoth The White Witch Hawthorne Hitler Emperor PalpatineDorikasElizabeth Báthory KefkaSmaug The Allied Mastercomputer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyshakk Koan googoogjoob Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 57 minutes ago, Damp Annals said: Still no actual candidates or past U.S. presidents... If FDR had died four months earlier, Wallace would've been president! And then he and LaRouche were actual candidates, but not really viable ones. Anyway: FDR HST DDE JFK LBJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unflappable Drayk Edgwyn Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 I would pick Yogi Bear over Pol Pot JackEKnoff 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curious Artila Heindrich1988 Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Qinshihuangdi Emperor Wu of Han Cao Cao Zhuge Liang Emperor Kangxi Mao Zedong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Dintiradan Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 12 hours ago, Edgwyn said: I would pick Yogi Bear over Pol Pot I'm sure Slarty would have rated Pol Pot lower if he had a handlebar moustache. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Slawbug Posted July 24, 2019 Author Share Posted July 24, 2019 In Ranks Everything, probably. In Ranks Everything for President, probably not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenderfoot Thahd gypsydavey Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Just approaching the gate: Archdemon Urthemiel Captain Hook Le Petit Prince The Hero of Kvatch Captain Ahab Maid Marion Lightning (FF) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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