Hatchling Cockatrice Randomizer Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 It was carried by two African swallows acting together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Tirien Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Sometimes I wonder as to the sanity of everyone on these forums. Then I remember the fluffy turtles. springacres and Triumph 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrulous Glaahk Little Fyora Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Sometimes I wonder as to the sanity of everyone on these forums. Then I remember the fluffy turtles. I've always wondered about what these fluffy turtles were and what they have to do with sanity, but I was too shy to ask. Could anyone tell me ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Kelandon Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 I believe a picture is worth a thousand words. Further details can be found here: http://alexsticks.webs.com/spiderwebrelated.htm (I don't recall the origin, but the traditional Spiderweb greeting is "Leave your sanity at the door," and at some point, the story became that "the fluffy turtles" eat the sanity.) EDIT: Good god, I had forgotten how hilarious those drawings were. Tirien, nikki., Little Fyora and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Aran Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 I never really considered it, but those turtles must be the sanest creatures in the universe. That's kind of scary. RainbowDashRadical, A less presumptuous name., Triumph and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Lilith Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 I never really considered it, but those turtles must be the sanest creatures in the universe. That's kind of scary. i eat a lot of MSG, does that make me the most deliciously savoury creature in the universe well i mean i am but that's unrelated A less presumptuous name., Tyranicus, Tirien and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Randomizer Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 i eat a lot of MSG, does that make me the most deliciously savoury creature in the universe If Jumpin' Salmon was around he could do another taste test comparison like he did for the best fish for fish sticks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon The Almighty Doer of Stuff Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 If you want more detail about the origin of the Fluffy Turtles meme, the original Fluffy Turtle that started it is my plush tortoise, Inspector Peanut. Goldengirl 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Aran Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 i eat a lot of MSG, does that make me the most deliciously savoury creature in the universe well i mean i am but that's unrelated Well, pretty sure I've eaten horse meat at some point. And now... Checkmate! Tyranicus and RainbowDashRadical 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Dikiyoba Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 Dikiyoba doesn't know what's more disturbing, that Aran is apparently hundreds of plants, animals, fungi, and things too weird to mention simultaneously, or that he once ate meat from an sentient, talking cartoon character. She had friends, Aran, who miss her every day, and you ate her! You may not have eaten any monsters, but you are a monster nonetheless. Aran, Tirien and Tyranicus 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Randomizer Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 Aran is in Europe, so it might not be intentional, but just incorrectly labeled meat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Aran Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 In my defense, I didn't know that you had to look for cupcakes that are explicitly marked as vegetarian now. :-( Edit: The college cafeteria actually had pancakes (the sweet kind) labeled as vegetarian today. That was mildly creepy. Dikiyoba 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrulous Glaahk RainbowDashRadical Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 It is sorta funny actually. Because I am thinking about owning a turtle in the near future. Let us hope I may retain my sanity when I do decide to get one, ~RainbowDashRadical Aran 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Student of Trinity Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 You have to at least look closely enough at the package label to tell whether it's a cutie mark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Tyranicus Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 In my defense, I didn't know that you had to look for cupcakes that are explicitly marked as vegetarian now. :-( Edit: The college cafeteria actually had pancakes (the sweet kind) labeled as vegetarian today. That was mildly creepy. When I make pancakes, I normally make them on a griddle greased with bacon grease. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrulous Glaahk RainbowDashRadical Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 I am more a waffle fan. But pancakes are just as good. I always put butter on them. I'm everything butter, well because butter is good. :-). No seriously, I love butter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Goldengirl Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 In my defense, I didn't know that you had to look for cupcakes that are explicitly marked as vegetarian now. :-( Edit: The college cafeteria actually had pancakes (the sweet kind) labeled as vegetarian today. That was mildly creepy. A lot of ingredients in standard baking (milk, butter, etc.) use animal by-products and such. Some people define vegetarianism pretty strictly, and some people leave that definition (no animal by-products) to veganism. Your cafeteria is probably just erring on the side of safety. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Randomizer Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 Europe is a lot stricter than the US on labeling food origins. Then you have the scandal of a company buying cheaper horse meat and reselling as beef across Europe to places like IKEA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Tirien Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 It is sorta funny actually. Because I am thinking about owning a turtle in the near future. Let us hope I may retain my sanity when I do decide to get one, ~RainbowDashRadical I had a pair of turtles once. Their habitat was in my room. They liked to did at night. All I ever heard while trying to sleep was "scrapescrape scrape scrape scrape scrape scrape scrape scrape scrape scrape scrape scrape scrape scrape scrape". Truly, turtles are sanity's nemesis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Aran Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 A lot of ingredients in standard baking (milk, butter, etc.) use animal by-products and such. Some people define vegetarianism pretty strictly, and some people leave that definition (no animal by-products) to veganism. Your cafeteria is probably just erring on the side of safety. They do label the vegan stuff as vegan. Definitely eggs and milk in these... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast keira Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 (edited) When I make pancakes, i normally make them on a griddle greased with bacon grease. YES. And then the pancakes taste like glorious pig flesh. Edited November 16, 2013 by drone riots I edited this. Tyranicus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Alorael at Large Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 I just want you to know that I googled "cupcake horse" and then "cupcake pony" and found something horrible. Diki, your words ring more true than you could know. Unless you did know and I was just unaware of the implications. —Alorael, who can never decide whether the verb should be google or Google. Obviously the latter is more proper, but the former looks better. Perhaps it is like Xeroxing, a verb that has fallen out of favor and thus become capitalization-worthy again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Cairo Jim Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 It was carried by two African swallows acting together. Then again, African swallows are non migratory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unflappable Drayk Edgwyn Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 Does that mean that a bunch of us just got thrown off of a bridge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrulous Glaahk springacres Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 Does that mean that a bunch of us just got thrown off of a bridge No, it means the bridgekeeper got thrown off the bridge. Now bring me a shrubbery and chop down the largest tree in the forest with a herring! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Drakefyre Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 If you want more detail about the origin of the Fluffy Turtles meme, the original Fluffy Turtle that started it is my plush tortoise, Inspector Peanut. I still have FluffyTurtle.jpg on my computer, along with "Vote for Alcritas" banners, that picture of Mariann shooting a gun, a dancing doomguard, desperance banners, and more. And something called rhapsody.exs Tyranicus, Misc Staple and nikki. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Cairo Jim Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 Does that mean that a bunch of us just got thrown off of a bridge Well that depends. What is the average air speed velocity of an unladen swallow? springacres 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Triumph Posted November 19, 2013 Author Share Posted November 19, 2013 It depends on how many additional pylons the swallow must construct. springacres and nikki. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Kelandon Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 And something called rhapsody.exs Slumbering, waiting to rise and bring about the endtimes, if I'm not mistaken. Tyranicus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk nikki. Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 And something called rhapsody.exs At this point, I think a scenario about the creation of the scenario is the only way forward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Student of Trinity Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 If you try to delete the dancing doomguard, make sure you get it in one click. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon The Almighty Doer of Stuff Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 Do you have this one, Drakey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Triumph Posted November 20, 2013 Author Share Posted November 20, 2013 That is... *brain melts* ...! Those turtles are over 9000! nikki. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Callie Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 So that's why the earth rotates. Huh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Randomizer Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 So that's why the earth rotates. Huh. You thought the Earth rested on the back of a turtle? Student of Trinity 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Callie Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 So that's why the earth rotates. Huh. You thought the Earth rested on the back of a turtle? Not just any turtle: an insane, fluffy turtle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Dikiyoba Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 Fluffy turtles all the way down! Dikiyoba is sure the fluffy turtles are very, very sane. You are what you eat, after all. Tyranicus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Student of Trinity Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 Mens sana in corpore fluffy, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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