Seasoned Roamer Kingdom of West Brom Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Just to warn you all that England play San Marino, the worst ranked team in europe tommorow in a world cup qualifier. If England do not win by at least 7 goals the country is going to implode with anger and shock and the swampy mass of fire and destruction will flood the oceans, the sky shall fill with dark clouds, Mountain Dew will taste akin to flambeyed ash and eggnog, and all shall be consumed in acupunctury. Pray that this heinous event comes not to pass, and lick your toes in hope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast keira Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Originally Posted By: The Kingdom of West Brom Mountain Dew will taste akin to flambeyed ash and eggnog so youre saying mountain dew would taste better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Dikiyoba Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 How do you flambé ash anyway? Dikiyoba. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Mosquito---Slayer Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Originally Posted By: The Kingdom of West Brom If England do not win by at least 7 goals ... What happens if England lose by 7 goals? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasoned Roamer Kingdom of West Brom Posted October 12, 2012 Author Share Posted October 12, 2012 Originally Posted By: Mosquito---Slayer Originally Posted By: The Kingdom of West Brom If England do not win by at least 7 goals ... What happens if England lose by 7 goals? Then the tears of Englishmen will surely flood the earth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk nikki. Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 I am not a fan of football, but I take great joy in the English national team's defeat. I guess I'm just a terrible person like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Erebus the Black Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 I just got it, Nikki<->Kiki well done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Cairo Jim Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Originally Posted By: Nikki. I am not a fan of football, but I take great joy in the English national team's defeat. I guess I'm just a terrible person like that. I'm confused to whether this is referring to football or soccer. Originally Posted By: The Kingdom of West Brom Originally Posted By: Mosquito---Slayer Originally Posted By: The Kingdom of West Brom If England do not win by at least 7 goals ... What happens if England lose by 7 goals? Then the tears of Englishmen will surely flood the earth! I thought this happened already once you guys lost control of the Nord Americas, and then once you couldn't fully control us convicts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Student of Trinity Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 I'm not too concerned about the Mountain Dew going off, since it tastes funny anyway, but the threat of acupunctury is a little alarming. At least it means nobody will ever make a canoe out of me. But still, you know. Go England! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Cairo Jim Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Originally Posted By: Student of Trinity At least it means nobody will ever make a canoe out of me. Jokes, and forks aside Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasoned Roamer Kingdom of West Brom Posted October 12, 2012 Author Share Posted October 12, 2012 Originally Posted By: Student of Trinity I'm not too concerned about the Mountain Dew going off, since it tastes funny anyway, but the threat of acupunctury is a little alarming. At least it means nobody will ever make a canoe out of me. But still, you know. Go England! "Good lad!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasoned Roamer Kingdom of West Brom Posted October 12, 2012 Author Share Posted October 12, 2012 Originally Posted By: Nikki. I am not a fan of football, but I take great joy in the English national team's defeat. I guess I'm just a terrible person like that. I dont blame you to be honest! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasoned Roamer Kingdom of West Brom Posted October 12, 2012 Author Share Posted October 12, 2012 Originally Posted By: Cairo Jim I thought this happened already once you guys lost control of the Nord Americas, and then once you couldn't fully control us convicts Good point, thats why we returned to OZ to win at the cricket most thumpingly instead! Oh wait.. :s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasoned Roamer Kingdom of West Brom Posted October 12, 2012 Author Share Posted October 12, 2012 Well it were only 5-0, but dont worry - I placed a magical barrier at level 3 around England and hid the spellbook to learn dispel barrier at level 3 in my cellar, so the world is safe! However, the barrier did not extend to Scotland who will be fuming tonight - beware! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Student of Trinity Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 So the acupunctury is on hold for now? I just want to be sure about this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk nikki. Posted October 13, 2012 Share Posted October 13, 2012 Most disappointed. Except that Wales won, so huzzah for that I gues!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasoned Roamer Kingdom of West Brom Posted October 13, 2012 Author Share Posted October 13, 2012 Student of Trinity - The Acupunturists ventured into Craig Levein's hold for vengeance and were obliterated by red antennae shaper bombs on the front door step, fear not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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