Well-Actually War Trall Actaeon Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 No, the list isn't comprehensive. No, you're not allowed to chose more than three. No, savory pies should not be included. And if you don't like pie, don't vote. If you like cake better, try to ignore it for the sake of science. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Jerakeen Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 Browned butter butterscotch. To die for pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast keira Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 I don't see why you have all those other choices when you only need pumpkin as an option. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Tyranicus Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 Apple is clearly the best, but I'm surprised at the lack of an option for strawberry pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Callie Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 Peach cobbler or whatever it's called is pretty good. Apple's nice too with a little bit of vanilla ice cream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Lilith Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 point of order: cheesecake combines the best qualities of both pie and cake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Actaeon Posted July 3, 2012 Author Share Posted July 3, 2012 I didn't use all three of my options. Pumpkin and Apple are far and beyond any other pie (even including key lime and coconut cream, the distant runners up). I've never come across a strawberry pie without rhubarb in it, Tyran. It must be a regional thing. Also, I'm not considering pie vs cobler vs crisp here. Assume the crust is that which makes you happiest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Dantius Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 Originally Posted By: Lilith point of order: cheesecake combines the best qualities of both pie and cake A fair point. Granted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Actaeon Posted July 3, 2012 Author Share Posted July 3, 2012 Not granted. Cheesecake is... what Vonnegut said about semicolons and isn't fit to print here. And without the bit about college. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall The Ratt Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 Cherry pie, the dark horse, yay! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyshakk Koan Mod. Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 I had like over 90% checked already until I saw no more than 3... Hardest decision of my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Tyranicus Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 I'm definitely going to bake a pie tomorrow. After reading this thread, I don't think that can be avoided. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Cairo Jim Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 Unless you can make a curry apple pie, I refuse to take part. I demand a curry pie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast VCH Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 Originally Posted By: Actaeon Not granted. Cheesecake is... what Vonnegut said about semicolons and isn't fit to print here. And without the bit about college. Baker and Hansen, in The Elemnts of F*cking Style, wrote something better about semicolons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Actaeon Posted July 3, 2012 Author Share Posted July 3, 2012 Sadly, the top result in my search for that quote was this thread. Perhaps you can PM it to me, VCH? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Triumph Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 I consider every pie in the poll (excepting the one featuring that loathsome fruit know as banana) to be good. A proper apple pie, however, soars above all others in it's marvelous tasty richness. Second place goes to cherry, in my book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Actaeon Posted July 3, 2012 Author Share Posted July 3, 2012 You are, then, in agreement with the community at large. I am a bit disappointed in the performance of pumpkin, but that simply leaves more of it for me. I'm also surprised that Blackberry is the odd man out. I think it's a decent pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Triumph Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 I like pumpkin pie, it's just not on the same level of deliciousness as apple. I've never had blackberry pie, actually. It's one of the few types on the poll that I've never ever tasted. Is there some region or cultural milieu in which it is common? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Tyranicus Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 I've never had blackberry pie either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Student of Trinity Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 Apple pie is good, but I prefer pumpkin, and a few other things to pumpkin. One really good one that's not on the list is raisin pie. The only pie that springs to mind as not being good, though, is gooseberry pie, at least if it's made with those huge, seed-filled, faintly sour English gooseberries, and produced as a school lunch dessert. No doubt that's not going to show any pie at its best, but still. Anyone remember when McDonald's 'Hot Apple Pies' were still deep fried? The baked version that replaced them in North America sometime in the 1980s is nowhere near as good. But the original decadent version is still the norm in Europe. Ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Actaeon Posted July 3, 2012 Author Share Posted July 3, 2012 Blackberry was pretty common the last time I was in the Pacific Northwest. It's also sold at the grocery store here in backwoods Colorado, so who knows what that says about its distribution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Tyranicus Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 Originally Posted By: Actaeon Blackberry was pretty common the last time I was in the Pacific Northwest. It's also sold at the grocery store here in backwoods Colorado, so who knows what that says about its distribution. Based on your sample set, it has 100% distribution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk nikki. Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 On the other hand, SoT, the gooseberries from my grandmothers garden were probably the best thing I tasted growing up. They were never baked into a pie, sure, but awesome nonetheless. We did use the rhubarb in her garden for pies (and for swords in impromptu fights), and those pies were delicious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Student of Trinity Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 I guess that just confirms what we already knew, but can't really overemphasize: grandmothers > school lunches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrulous Glaahk JamesMighty Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 true that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Balladeer Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 Peach Pie ftw. Though I'd trade up for Sweet Potato Pie if it were on the list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Alorael at Large Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 While fruit pies can be delicious, and pumpkin pie has slowly grown on me, nothing can take the place of pecan pie in my heart. —Alorael, who will also mention the shoofly pie, which takes renders the concept of pie down to its bare essence: a crust filled with gooey sugar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrulous Glaahk JamesMighty Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 Same here on the Pecan Pie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Dintiradan Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 Pecan pie is a close, close second to apple pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Goldengirl Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 In honor of America's Independence Day tomorrow, I vote for my logical and patriotic favorite pie - apple, the most delicious. Of course, I add the caveat that Dutch apple pie is the most delicious type of pie I've ever had, but still. God bless 'Murrica. Strawberry rhubarb pie is a distant second. I can't say that any other pie has ever privileged itself enough in my eyes to compare to these two, and that I can't understand the support for pumpkin pie. Blegh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Dikiyoba Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 Originally Posted By: Actaeon Blackberry was pretty common the last time I was in the Pacific Northwest. It's also sold at the grocery store here in backwoods Colorado, so who knows what that says about its distribution. While Dikiyoba can't say anything about backwoods Colorado, it means that the Pacific Northwest grows a whole bunch of blackberries (to the point where fresh berries sold directly to consumers are typically sold by the cultivar name instead of being sold as blackberries.) Another PNW specialty is the blackberry milkshake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast VCH Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 Blackberries are the most glorious of weeds. Southwest British Columbia has them lining ditches and generally just creating a nuisance on the edges of most open fields. That being said, for a wild plant they produce a huge and tasty crop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Rowen Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 I find your lack of huckleberry disturbing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Student of Trinity Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 Pumpkin pie is best made with fresh pumpkin, though arguably not enough better than a canned filling to be worth the large amount of extra work. You've got to roast half a good-sized pumpkin, scrape out the hot pulp, then squeeze the water out of it by wrapping it i cheesecloth, a handful at a time, and wringing it out like crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgeoning Battle Gamma Parakeet Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 If you can net the $#%!! robins out, blueberry or cherry pie is great, but unlikely. The problem is those feathered idiots, the half grown babies with the spots on their breasts, always manage to wiggle in, fill their crops & forget how they got in. So they sit in there complaining noisily & self righteously about their imprisonment until they are let loose or get hungry again. They tend to clean the bushes & trees. Consequently, a good butterscotch cream pie is the top notch pie obtainable here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curious Artila Galactic Maiden Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 I think you all can guess with relative ease which one I voted for first. (I'm not sure if this counts as reviving a dead thread, but I just couldn't resist.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Callie Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 Originally Posted By: Peachie Pie (I'm not sure if this counts as reviving a dead thread, but I just couldn't resist.) There are a number of people who post infrequently, so posting in a topic only five days after the last post is by no means topic necromancy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Aran Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 Now that the poll seems to be mostly done: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotghroth Rhapsody Locmaar Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 Took me a couple of seconds (and reading past the first three entries) to discover that this was actually about pie and not another one of those polls you shouldn't partake in. Yay, Pecan! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Tirien Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 Why do I not see Marionberry anywhere? The best berry ever isnt even listed. ;n; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Necris Omega Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 In all honesty, I think my favorite pie is an almost Dr. Suessian combination of Pecan and French Silk. The concept doesn't sound real, the name is more a parody than anything, and just looking directly at this pie for an extended period will make your very eyes gain weight, but... for me, this is it. This is the one pie to rule them all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Cairo Jim Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 One of my mates had an awkward moment with the bakery up the road from where I live. They ran out of curry pies. The awkward part? They were next door to and Indian store that sold all sorts of curry stuff, spices and what have you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Actaeon Posted July 9, 2012 Author Share Posted July 9, 2012 A pie chart about pie... why didn't I think of that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Dikiyoba Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 Originally Posted By: Tirien Why do I not see Marionberry anywhere? The best berry ever isnt even listed. ;n; Marionberry is a variety of blackberry, so vote for blackberry pie. Dikiyoba. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Alorael at Large Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 I had to look that up to make sure it wasn't a pun on Marion Barry, former mayor and current councilman of Washington, DC. What I learned is that it's a variety of blackberry but also of raspberry. I'm afraid you're going to have to split the vote. —Alorael, who spent all day with someone else's blueberry pie sitting next to him today. It was a very tough day to get through without eating pilfered poe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Triumph Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 Originally Posted By: Bastion of Adamantine Volition I had to look that up to make sure it wasn't a pun on Marion Barry, former mayor and current councilman of Washington, DC. What I learned is that it's a variety of blackberry but also of raspberry. I'm afraid you're going to have to split the vote. —Alorael, who spent all day with someone else's blueberry pie sitting next to him today. It was a very tough day to get through without eating pilfered poe. Purloined Poe seems more appropriate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Actaeon Posted July 9, 2012 Author Share Posted July 9, 2012 At least we've established that Alorael is not, in fact, Homer Simpson. That leaves... an infinite variety of fictional and nonfictional persons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Student of Trinity Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 Alorael is a complex character. Partly real, partly imaginary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Aran Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 Quote: Alorael is a complex character. Partly real, partly imaginary. Also irrational, and possibly transcendent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Triumph Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 Originally Posted By: Aʀᴀɴ Quote: Alorael is a complex character. Partly real, partly imaginary. Also irrational, and possibly transcendent. There is no i in Alorael...or is that team? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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