Easygoing Eyebeast Trenton. Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Hello there costumers. Trenton the Ex Drakon here in Gazaki-uss. I am here to explain my new product, the new Geneforge 2.0! Do you just hate it that your skin feels like wax? That you can't look in a mirror without being blinded by your glowing eyes? You need this product now! As we all know, Danette and her shaper friends made the Geneforge down in Sucia. However, I perfected it. The tiny scrolls in your body, that the smart ones hyped on 50 too many canisters call, "DNA", will now be altered to over power you to an extent that you could burn a hole through a 5 ton 10 feet thick stone wall without being ugly! The new Geneforge 2.0 comes in different shaped pools, Circle, Square, Triangle, and even Trapezoid! The Geneforge 2.0 runs on 5 power canisters at a time. Please do not change them yourself, call one of our professionals in each Rebel town. BUT WAIT, THERES MORE! Call now and you get the complimentery bubbler. And temperature settings ORDER TODAY! Call 1-800-DIE-ANTI! Again, thats 1-800-DIE-ANTI. Die Anti-Rebels. Warning, The Geneforge 2.0 can cause amnesia, death, and in most cases, sterility in younger users. Not for the old or sick.. We at Trent-corp are not responsible for any explosions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unflappable Drayk adc. Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Two things I hate: Rebels and ponies... ------------------- One thing... Quote: Destroy all Geneforge!!! ------------------- THE NEW SHAPER 2.0! Hello there costumers. Rechtawthgin the Nightwatcher here in anywhere-but-rebel-lands. I am here to explain my new person, the new Shaper 2.0! Do you just hate it that your creation is too chubby? That you can't even make it run from 1 meter ahead? You need this person now! As we all know, Danette and her shaper friends made the Geneforge down in Sucia. However, I removed all alter_stats in the scripts. The tiny scrolls in your body, that the smart ones hyped on 50 too many canisters call, "DNA", will now be altered to over power you to an extent that you could be a target by the Shaper 2.0! The new Shaper 2.0 comes in different shaped pools, Rhombus, Cube, Trapezoid, and even Trapezoid! Always use scripts!!! BUT WAIT, THERES MORE! Call now and you get the cereal guy unlimited cookies and cereal. And ethernet cable ORDER TODAY! Call 1-800-YPBR1-ANTI! Again, thats 1-800-YPBR1-ANTI. Die Hoovy!!!. Warning, The Geneforge 2.0 can cause amnesia, death, and in most cases, sterility in younger users. Not for the old or sick.. We at Trent-corp are not responsible for any explosions. No problems!!! It is a person!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Trenton. Posted June 8, 2012 Author Share Posted June 8, 2012 2 things. Cool. I will love and tolerate. We all have differences. 1 thing. Don't troll the chat by saying you dislike Geneforges You don't want to buy, get off the station. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unflappable Drayk adc. Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Seriously, it's actually funny -------------- Originally Posted By: Trenton We all have differences. True... -------------- Originally Posted By: Trenton Don't troll the chat by saying you dislike Geneforges You don't want to buy, get off the station. I lost every count of my sanity already, if you don't mind, I would like to speak with Trent co.'s complaints manager (I can't stand laughing XD) --------------- -Complains, Nightwatcher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Trenton. Posted June 8, 2012 Author Share Posted June 8, 2012 Eh. You got a PM. And wait for it... 1700 POSTS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt MMXPERT-seraph of thermodynamics Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 I want the geneforge. so here's the deal. If you make make a real trapezoid geneforge in G5 that runs on 5 canisters, I will make a complete cheat table for any game you desire.(not just spiderweb) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unflappable Drayk adc. Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Congratz at your milestone... ------------ Btw, I sent back a complaint report and a request... ------------ -Congratz Trenton, NIghtwatcher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Trenton. Posted June 8, 2012 Author Share Posted June 8, 2012 0.o. In the game? I think that would be impossible for even jeff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt MMXPERT-seraph of thermodynamics Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 try. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Trenton. Posted June 8, 2012 Author Share Posted June 8, 2012 0.o I know nothing about script editing. I will leave that to experts like you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Tirien Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Is this spam? ._. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Trenton. Posted June 8, 2012 Author Share Posted June 8, 2012 Nah. Its an advertisement for a fake product that I thought would make people, and I quote, "LOL" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Dikiyoba Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 Originally Posted By: Trenton Nah. Its an advertisement for a fake product that I thought would make people, and I quote, "LOL" I suspect Tirien meant spam in the "annoying and pointless message" sense, not in the "sell a bunch of garbage" sense. Originally Posted By: Tirien Is this spam? ._. No, but it's right on the line. Dikiyoba would have locked it on sight were it not for the fact that Trenton's original post is fairly funny. But, the Geneforge runs on five power crystals and yet no pentagon shape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Trenton. Posted June 9, 2012 Author Share Posted June 9, 2012 The pentagon would balance it. You would not get the same effects as the trapazoid And they are power canisters diki. One filters, one recharges the essence, one contains the actual DNA codes, one for power. Control, and one for show. (the fifth one is actually like lark's from G5, that will harm you to mess with it.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unflappable Drayk adc. Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 You don't need scripts, you need to change the graphics... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt MMXPERT-seraph of thermodynamics Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 5th canister Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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