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Ill start off:

Some people are like Slinky’s. Pretty much useless but make you smile when you push them down the stairs

 

You cry, I cry, ….you laugh, I laugh…you jump off a cliff i laugh even harder!!

 

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get. ];

 

I ran into my ex today…put it in reverse and did it again !!! “

 

Do not drink and drive

or u might spill the drink

 

Well some of those arent really that 'nice' but they give a good laugh

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Some more:

 

notice that you are noticing nothing worth noticing?

 

When I die, I wanna go like my grandpa…peacfully…sleeping…not screaming, like the passengers in his car…

 

Never steal.

The government hates competition

 

i don’t need hollywood,hollywood needs me

 

“Life’s Tough . . . Get a Helmet!”

 

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then use the profits to buy an assault rifle. See if life makes the same mistake twice.

 

My life is one of those

YOU HAD TO BE THERE

jokes.

 

Don’t knock on death’s door. Hit the doorbell and run. He hates that.

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