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Originally Posted By: Trenton the Crazed Twilight Teen
one of those things that have about six plugs on a single thing, that you plug into a plug slot in the wall, to increase the number of things you can plug in there.

That's a long-winded way of referring to a power strip. tongue
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Originally Posted By: Tyranicus
Originally Posted By: Trenton
Well, I was watching Alvin and the chipmunks: Chipwrecked... Not embarressing for us...
I big to differ. tongue


Oh hush! You have to be in the right age group to like the movies. I only like them because the chipmunks/ettes sing good, and they sing my favorite songs. POP FOR THE WIN!

As for cats, I have no good pictures of them. And I am too lazy to do it.


EDIT: And sooner than later, someone is going to post a picture of a dog... I predict it.
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Originally Posted By: Trenton
I only like them because the chipmunks/ettes sing good, and they sing my favorite songs. POP FOR THE WIN!

Seems like it'd be easier just to get the soundtrack so you could listen to the music whenever and not have to put up with the bad jokes/hideous animation/other filler between songs.

And what's all this about cats peeing all over the place? Doesn't anyone get their cats fixed? And provide them with a clean litterbox and/or easy access to the great outdoors? Because Dikiyoba hasn't met many cats with spraying issues once the above conditions are met.
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My cat has never peed anywhere other than her litterbox. Puking is another matter, though.

 

She also gets whatever the cat equivalent of acne is on her scalp. Which thins her fur quite a lot. It comes and goes every few months; right now, she's got close to a full head of hair. Fur. Whatever.

 

EDIT: Oh, hey, there was a third page. Oops.

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Originally Posted By: Jerakeen
@Iffy: is that a trick of perspective or is that cat really the size of a collie?

Oh, I totally have a gigantic house cat!
Yeah, it's a trick of perspective. He's still fairly large, though, and he's less than a year old so he's still growing.

Probably gives a better idea of his size:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hph...745391155_n.jpg
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Back when satillite television was brand new, I was playing around in my sister's room with that big huge remote that they give you. And there were buttons for "Guide", and there were buttons for "Menu" and I couldn't tell what the difference for the buttons was.

 

So I started pressing Menu, Menu, Guide, Menu, Guide, Guide, Menu. And I couldn't tell the difference at all.

 

Then, suddenly the TV froze. And then it said, "thank you for your purchase". And I was like, "What purchase?" And BOOM...a bunch of hardcore porn suddenly appears on the screen.

 

So I panic and start pressing Guide, Guide, Menu, ANYTHING to close it and shut down the satelite TV. But I STILL didn't know how to use the huge remote control. And then...just like that it was too late. My sister comes into the room asks me what the heck am I doing. And I just couldn't beleive it. I couldn't say anything because I was too stunned by how pressing "Menu, menu, guide" would just happen to put a bunch of porn on the screen in my sister's room and then I get caught as if I was trying to do that.

 

I mean, I just didn't know what to say. Would I really have intentionally bought porn on my sister's TV? It was just a strand of stupid bad luck.

 

I'm over it now but it was just ridiculous. It was like an episode of a sitcom, only I wasn't laughing.

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I had one of those, "Mandatory Bonding sessions" with mom, had to go shopping (Ahck), had to watch a little kids movie that she thought was fun for me,(Double Ahck, a sticky four year old spilt coke on me!)then we had to pick up groceries, here it comes: Mom walks over to the deli section to pick up some cashews, she asks the man working at the deli counter: "may i see your nuts?" the dude says to me: "but shes got a ring on her finger??"

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I once woke up with my cloths inside out after a long night of copious drinking.

 

I had relations with a Jehovah's Witness. -eek-

 

In high school I was 'caught' w/my GF in the back of my jeep when parked at the student parking lot.

 

I could go on, but meh, nothing is as glamorous as I want to make it appear to be.

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Hey, Propaganda -- I'm guessing you didn't really think about your second comment being disparaging to people who happen to have a particular religion.

 

I'm also guessing that when you look back at that line now, it will be easy to see how it is, in fact, pretty awfully disparaging.

 

Please don't do that. Refer to the Code of Conduct if you need claraification. Thanks.

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