Easygoing Eyebeast Enraged Slith Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 Job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Slawbug Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 This is possibly my favourite topic here ever. Oh how I miss you, LNJ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Enraged Slith Posted December 25, 2011 Author Share Posted December 25, 2011 I don't know anything about that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Erebus the Black Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 dragon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Trenton. Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 Ooh ooh! Lizard haunches. Are we just saying random thing with exile? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Alorael at Large Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 Divulge. —Alorael, who is pretty sure these aren't random things. Take a look. And a name. And a job. And a keyw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Trenton. Posted December 25, 2011 Share Posted December 25, 2011 What are you guys-This is confusing D: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Cairo Jim Posted December 26, 2011 Share Posted December 26, 2011 Haakai. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrulous Glaahk Yuna Corne Posted December 26, 2011 Share Posted December 26, 2011 Emergence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Erebus the Black Posted December 26, 2011 Share Posted December 26, 2011 Barrier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenderfoot Thahd icedan77 Posted December 26, 2011 Share Posted December 26, 2011 Mission (I think i figured it out lol) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Enraged Slith Posted December 27, 2011 Author Share Posted December 27, 2011 VRRHHHMMMMM! Click to reveal.. *rawr* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyshakk Koan Erika Maroonmark Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 iden Originally Posted By: No sense allowed Divulge. This one is probably my favourite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Harehunter Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Harried. No, this is not a pun (although it could be). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Callie Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 Icarus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Slawbug Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 face (with a hat tip to Erika Maroonmark) It's a bit hard to tell who is posting in the intended spirit of this topic and who is not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Alorael at Large Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 post —Alorael, who is torn between calling this a posting game and locking it and entertainment at those in on the joke, if that's the word for it, and those decidedly not. The topic lives... for now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Micawber Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 I can't get a purchase on this topic, somehow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Harehunter Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 Click to reveal.. ("Previously Posted Piece of Punished Prose") The Hassled & Harried HareHunter Hied Himself Hurriedly Hence, Halting Halfway Having Heard a Harshly Hollered "HALT"! T||e ||assled & ||arried ||are||unter ||ied ||imself ||urriedly ||ence, ||alting ||alfway ||aving ||eard a ||arshly ||ollered "||ALT"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Trenton. Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 The Castle? Silvar? Buy? Sell? Are any of these right here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Enraged Slith Posted December 29, 2011 Author Share Posted December 29, 2011 fish fish fish fish fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Erebus the Black Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 Originally Posted By: Trenton the Nephar archer The Castle? Silvar? Buy? Sell? Are any of these right here? not together, no. Although I thought Enraged Slith took the mantle of the NPC and was going to answer funny answers to each prompt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Enraged Slith Posted December 29, 2011 Author Share Posted December 29, 2011 Originally Posted By: Erasmus Originally Posted By: Trenton the Nephar archer The Castle? Silvar? Buy? Sell? Are any of these right here? not together, no. Although I thought Enraged Slith took the mantle of the NPC and was going to answer funny answers to each prompt. That would imply that I am funny or that there was a point to this topic. I think it's interesting that everyone here seemed to have a different idea about what was going on, though, which is an amusing outcome in itself. \|// ( :3 ~<3 /|\\ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Dantius Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 erik Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotghroth Rhapsody Thaluikhain Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 ... Demo? Would I be right in thinking that "demo", "demon" or "demonstration" would all be equally valid? ... Well, if I was totally wrong about them all, they'd all be equally valid, I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Harehunter Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 I present apologies for my previously posted piece of punished prose. I have redacted it in order to clean up my language. Pax vobiscum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Triumph Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 Skulls? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Harehunter Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 Demo = Demolition Combat Engineers Universal Fudge Factor... 'P' for Plenty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Erebus the Black Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 Originally Posted By: Harehunter Demo = Demolition Combat Engineers Universal Fudge Factor... 'P' for Plenty. CEUFF? what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrulous Glaahk Yuna Corne Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 Worms! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Harehunter Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 When I was taking my officer basic course in Combat Engineers, there was one rule regarding the ASP (Ammunition Supply Point). You could return unused ammunition, but you could *not* return unused demolition supplies. The reason being that these things have a shelf live before they become unstable, so they wanted to recycle their stocks. Inevitably, at the end of a training exercise we always had excess material. Our class was divided into two teams, and one of our projects was to build an obstacle called a 'log crib'. Of course we couldn't leave them in place, so we got the opportunity to destroy the other teams obstacle... Out comes the TNT (I started to say C4, but it is used for a different application). On the first log crib, we used engineering calculations to use just the right amount of explosive. When we set it off, the log crib was gone and the roadway was smoother than when we got there. On the second log crib, however, it was our last charge for the exercise. We calculated the correct amount of explosive to use, but we had to then apply the CEUFF in order to use up the rest of the material, including extra C4 and blasting caps. This time when we set off the charge, we converted one obstacle (the log crib) into another obstacle... a road crater. Being in a wooded area it was easy to see just how big an explosion we had set off. The nearby trees had been barked 70 feet off the ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenderfoot Thahd icedan77 Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 I have no idea what this has to do with exile or this topic but that was funny rofl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Harehunter Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 Originally Posted By: icedan77 I have no idea what this has to do with exile or this topic but that was funny rofl To answer your question, someone asked me a question, and I felt the compulsion to answer. <Silly rabbit, Kix are for Trids.> As to the nature of the direction this thread is taking, I quote from the instigator of this thread. Originally Posted By: Enraged Slith Originally Posted By: Erasmus Originally Posted By: Trenton the Nephar archer The Castle? Silvar? Buy? Sell? Are any of these right here? not together, no. Although I thought Enraged Slith took the mantle of the NPC and was going to answer funny answers to each prompt. That would imply that I am funny or that there was a point to this topic. I think it's interesting that everyone here seemed to have a different idea about what was going on, though, which is an amusing outcome in itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyshakk Koan Erika Maroonmark Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 Originally Posted By: Harehunter When I was taking my officer basic course in Combat Engineers, there was one rule regarding the ASP (Ammunition Supply Point). You could return unused ammunition, but you could *not* return unused demolition supplies. The reason being that these things have a shelf live before they become unstable, so they wanted to recycle their stocks. Inevitably, at the end of a training exercise we always had excess material. Our class was divided into two teams, and one of our projects was to build an obstacle called a 'log crib'. Of course we couldn't leave them in place, so we got the opportunity to destroy the other teams obstacle... Out comes the TNT (I started to say C4, but it is used for a different application). On the first log crib, we used engineering calculations to use just the right amount of explosive. When we set it off, the log crib was gone and the roadway was smoother than when we got there. On the second log crib, however, it was our last charge for the exercise. We calculated the correct amount of explosive to use, but we had to then apply the CEUFF in order to use up the rest of the material, including extra C4 and blasting caps. This time when we set off the charge, we converted one obstacle (the log crib) into another obstacle... a road crater. Being in a wooded area it was easy to see just how big an explosion we had set off. The nearby trees had been barked 70 feet off the ground. appl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Erebus the Black Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 Originally Posted By: Harehunter When I was taking my officer basic course in Combat Engineers, there was one rule regarding the ASP (Ammunition Supply Point). You could return unused ammunition, but you could *not* return unused demolition supplies. The reason being that these things have a shelf live before they become unstable, so they wanted to recycle their stocks. Inevitably, at the end of a training exercise we always had excess material. Our class was divided into two teams, and one of our projects was to build an obstacle called a 'log crib'. Of course we couldn't leave them in place, so we got the opportunity to destroy the other teams obstacle... Out comes the TNT (I started to say C4, but it is used for a different application). On the first log crib, we used engineering calculations to use just the right amount of explosive. When we set it off, the log crib was gone and the roadway was smoother than when we got there. On the second log crib, however, it was our last charge for the exercise. We calculated the correct amount of explosive to use, but we had to then apply the CEUFF in order to use up the rest of the material, including extra C4 and blasting caps. This time when we set off the charge, we converted one obstacle (the log crib) into another obstacle... a road crater. Being in a wooded area it was easy to see just how big an explosion we had set off. The nearby trees had been barked 70 feet off the ground. Now I get it, , and this also demonstrates that explaining a joke doesn't always ruin it . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Harehunter Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 Again this has nothing to do with the name of this thread, but you may enjoy this one as well. When I was active duty at Ford Ord, Ca, we were in support of a national guard unit in training. At that time I was the platoon leader of the headquarters company heavy equipment platoon (commonly referred to as the 'heavy junk platoon' be cause we always had some piece of equipment down for maintenance). I was sitting in the command tent when I got a call to get every piece of equipment I had to a specific coordinate. I got in my jeep, hauled two bull dozer crews off their projects, and got them to where they were needed, at a dirt road along side a river. I reported to the battalions S3, and inquired as to what was going on. He said, "Someone just drove an M88 ( tank retriever) into the river." Not seeing any M88, I asked "Where is it?" The S3 pointed to a man standing in the water. "You see that guy? Well, he's standing on it." Keep in mind that an M88 is about 10 feet tall, and the guy in the river was chest deep in water, standing on top of it! Apparently the story went this way. The M88 driver was traveling along the river road looking for a place to cross. He came to this spot and saw tracks going into the water, tracks on the other side, and an APC (armored personnel carrier) on the other side. He hollered across to the APC driver, "Hey, you guys cross here?", to which the APC driver answered, "Yeah, sure." whereupon the M88 driver fire up his vehicle and drove across the river. Unfortunately, he didn't remember one little detail... APC's Swim! Tank Retrievers ***Don't***. It took another M88, two combat engineer vehicles and two bull dozers to pull that piece of heavy junk out of the river. To add insult to injury for the poor M88 driver, there was a marked ford site about 1/2 kilometer down the road where he could have crossed safely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Enraged Slith Posted January 8, 2012 Author Share Posted January 8, 2012 Quote: Ford Ord Ca Sounds like teleporter coordinates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Erebus the Black Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 Originally Posted By: Enraged Slith Quote: Ford Ord Ca Sounds like teleporter coordinates. Actually, it sounds like Fnord Cola Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Arch-Mage Solberg Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 'solb' or 'expe' Post #652 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Harehunter Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 Originally Posted By: Enraged Slith Quote: Ford Ord Ca Sounds like teleporter coordinates. ROFL-sides hurting I really need to watch my language around you guys. P.S. No one was hurt in the river crossing incident. Whew! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenderfoot Thahd icedan77 Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 lol im sorry i was not trying to ruin the joke. I saw on the other page were someone had asked you about that stuff after I had already posted that last part. But that is some funny stuff my 2 brother in laws are cops and I use hear stuff like this a lot. But they moved off so i dont get to hear them as much anymore, so it was good to read some of your storys gave me a good lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Trenton. Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 Is your period button broken Icedan77? It is sort of hard to read when it is all just one huge-ass sentence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrulous Glaahk Yuna Corne Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 Originally Posted By: Trenton, ruler of spidweb! Is your period button broken Icedan77? It is sort of hard to read when it is all just one huge ass-sentence. I am so sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Trenton. Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 I was talking to Icedan. You are sorry for what reason? gole? short for golem? Is that right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrulous Glaahk Yuna Corne Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Maybe it's a Hindi marketplace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasoned Roamer Lurking Eyebeast Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Originally Posted By: Angered_Lizardman jobx Well, I guard things. I'm a guard, you see. Guarding. Yep, that's what I do. --- Suppository? Originally Posted By: Tor Gunston "For new arrivals. Which you aren't." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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