Seasoned Roamer Kingdom of West Brom Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Originally Posted By: The Mystic Originally Posted By: The Kingdom of West Brom I was on the wireless the other night ... But I fell off! I was on wireless too for a while, but I finally kicked the habit, thanks to this 12-step program I've been attending. Heh heh heh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasoned Roamer Kingdom of West Brom Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 On the subject on punnitry, praise must be given to the late great Tommy Cooper! This guy was so funny that when he had a fatal heart attack during a live sketch the audience laughed their asses off even as he collapsed on stage :s Crazy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Lilith Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Originally Posted By: The Kingdom of West Brom On the subject on punnitry, praise must be given to the late great Tommy Cooper! This guy was so funny that when he had a fatal heart attack during a live sketch the audience laughed their asses off even as he collapsed on stage :s Crazy! are you sure it wasn't actually that he was very unfunny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasoned Roamer Kingdom of West Brom Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Decide for yourself! http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d1a_1286219671 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Harehunter Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Sounds like the title of a book. "Die Laughing". At least he went out doing something he loved to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Lilith Posted October 13, 2012 Share Posted October 13, 2012 Originally Posted By: Harehunter Sounds like the title of a book. "Die Laughing". isn't that german for "the laughing" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Harehunter Posted October 13, 2012 Share Posted October 13, 2012 Good one That makes so much cents, you have left me punnyless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasoned Roamer Kingdom of West Brom Posted October 13, 2012 Share Posted October 13, 2012 Originally Posted By: Harehunter Sounds like the title of a book. "Die Laughing". At least he went out doing something he loved to do. Here here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Harehunter Posted October 13, 2012 Share Posted October 13, 2012 Originally Posted By: The Kingdom of West Brom Here here! Sign outside an audiologists office: Quote: Hear here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Harehunter Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 To all the pundits who have punned on these pages, I proffer my paw to praise and applaud you. May your path be paved with stones that are gneiss, and be shaded from harm by the grove of punned-it-trees. Just be careful of loaded punapples. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Harehunter Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 From the food thread. Well, there's a first for everything. Hearing this would be one. Did you mean Hearing, or Herring? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Harehunter Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 Sometimes debugging someone elses program can be quite punnishing. Just the other day, one of my programmers was complaining that a piece of code wouldn't work. He had showed it to another programmer and together they spent over three hours trying to figure out why it didn't work. Other similar snippets of code worked OK, so they finally concluded that it had to be a bug in the database. So they call the Data Base Administrator, me, to come take a look. They demonstrated the miscreant behaviour of this little bit of code, so I had them byte off a copy of that code so that I could chew on it a bit. Sure enough, the code misbehaved the same way. But then when I compared the one piece that worked with the one that didn't, I noticed a telltale tail on one of the periods. Sure enough, what I was looking at was a comma disguising itself as a period. In fact it was a ... Comma Chameleon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Tyranicus Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 Harehunter, "Lepus non Grata" is not grammatically correct. You are using a feminine adjective to describe a masculine noun. The proper form would be "Lepus non Gratus." Harehunter 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Student of Trinity Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 He could be a lepa non grata, but I guess that's redundant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Mosquito---Slayer Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 might even be intentionally so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Harehunter Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 My comma lost an em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast keira Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 (edited) math puns are the first sine of madness Edited October 29, 2012 by Sylae cos i said so, that's why Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Harehunter Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 I'll cosine that remark, and go off on a tangent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Triumph Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 Your ant-ics are really bugging me. Who should I exterminate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Cairo Jim Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 I'll cosine that remark, and go off on a tangent. There's no need to be obtuse about this. Sylae's pun was, I reckon, a-cute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Alorael at Large Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 I think these are actually arctantics. Not to be confused with Antarctics, of course. —Alorael, who has only stooped to your level on his way further down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Harehunter Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 I don't ant-icipate that such extermination would succeed unless one could find the ant-ecedent of the colony. To do that you would need an inform ant to be your assist ant to find you a combat ant to rid the nest of its inhabit ants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk nikki. Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 Your ant-ics are really bugging me. Who should I exterminate! I had a multi who has a ban reason of "Extermination". You have troubled this noble spirit, Triumph. Troubled! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Triumph Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 I had a multi who has a ban reason of "Extermination". ...the above sentence makes 0 sense to me, and 0 cents for you. Care to elucidate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk nikki. Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 ...the above sentence makes 0 sense to me, and 0 cents for you. Care to elucidate? Pretty much no. I think you had to be there. Slarty was, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Triumph Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 Well, always a pleasure to trouble a noble spirit. Not sure if it's yours or someone else's. Also glad that someone noticed the second pun in that post. Your new avatar is well-grounded. nikki. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk nikki. Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 Well, always a pleasure to trouble a noble spirit. Not sure if it's yours or someone else's. Also glad that someone noticed the second pun in that post. Your new avatar is well-grounded. Oh definitely somebody else's,,, I'm far from secure in my footing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Triumph Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 I really can't see the point of this. nikki. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Triumph Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 No airy response, twinkle-toes? Did you get boared? nikki. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Alorael at Large Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 Let me translate a bit. Nikki had an alternate account that was banned, the given reason being "Extermination!" That last word links into the pun chain above. I suspect there's also something about Daleks and Doctor Who, but having never seen it I can't really evaluate that any further. —Alorael, who also suspects that Nikki is messing with people because that's what he loves to do. Or maybe he's being inscrutably British in a way that will never make sense unless you have dwelt upon the far side of the Big Pond. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk nikki. Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 Hey, I don't love to mess with people! Yes, I had an account which was banned, but it was only a joke account. Way back when, 5 or 6 of us regular users had the same PDN (The Doctor) and each had a regeneration of the Doctor as their avatar, myself included. After talking to one of the other Doctors, they suggested I make a multi that was called 'Dalek', to take the joke further. That's the account that was banned, and the reason given was "Extermination". I brought it up because I had been watching the Doctor and "exterminate" seemed a good word to start a new chain of punning off. Of course then we started talking about Toph... And my not responding is not a case of being bored, but merely remembering that this thread isn't a private conversation (and not everybody wants t near me make a million avatar puns). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Triumph Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 Well, I'll stop badger-ing you with puns on this track, then. Thanks for the clarification! I actually do remember, probably way back right about the time I first got on here, when it seemed like everyone was calling themselves The Doctor. It was...weird. LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk nikki. Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 Yeah, nothing like that has Appa-nd for a long time. Triumph 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Harehunter Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 On the "They changed it ...." thread. they're called beverages, not bearverages I would like to say, "I have developed a palate for dark beer. I cures what ever ales me." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unflappable Drayk Zummi Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 i did nazi this coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Harehunter Posted November 3, 2012 Share Posted November 3, 2012 From the Old Forums thread. http://spiderwebforums.ipbhost.com/index.php?/topic/18597-what-about-the-old-forums/page__st__35#entry247869 And hare here we go again. (Stupid spell checker) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Harehunter Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 On the Election Day Poll thread: To be accurate, I didn't compare. I used a metaphorical allegory. Allegories can be hazardous to your health, especially those found in the Atchafalaya Swamp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Harehunter Posted November 10, 2012 Share Posted November 10, 2012 Sometimes I wish that I could rhyme, But it seems I never have the thyme. Poetry adds some spice to life, It can soothe the soul and end its strife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast keira Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 (edited) you wanna hear a joke MSU ResNet i dont even care that I'm in constant violation of their AUP (by using a router to not have my network printer (and all my machines) visible to everyone on campus, what can i say im such a rebel) because as i see it how can i violate the conditions of their service policy when i am not being provided the service i mean that would be like being accused of writing libel when you dont even have arms, or something Edited November 12, 2012 by Sylae why do think you never hear about the armless speaking out against the government. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Aran Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 Your ant-ics are really bugging me. Who should I exterminate! I don't know, you could look it up in da leksicon. Triumph 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Callie Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 Seriously? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Aran Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 ... oof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Harehunter Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 I second that 'oof' and raise you a Yeouch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Upon Mars. Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Funny thing happened to me this evening. "I went to the store to buy some soup but they were out of stock." S.Black Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast keira Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 what did princess luna say when she learned LISP? (defun has_been_doubled! ()) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Harehunter Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 Harehunter went out bow-hunting one day. He came upon a covey of foul. He knew they were foul because he recognized them as harpys Velociraptors. But when he pulled out his bow, it didn't look the same as usual, Then he reached back for an arrow, and found a violin looking thing in his hand. "All right, who is the wiseguy who's been fiddling with my bow?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenderfoot Thahd Maestro Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 I told a physics joke today. There was no reaction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Randomizer Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 It's Newton's fault. Bodies at rest tend to remain at rest. Maestro 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Harehunter Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 Maestro, when I tell chemistry puns, I always get a reaction. Usually that reaction resembles dropping a gram of metallic sodium into a jar of water. (Paint visual image of this in your mind.) Most of my physics puns tend to be of the electric variety. You'd be shocked by static I get from those. I've tried to come up with good puns in nuclear physics, but it seems I'm always fission for a pun-ch line. (That was weak,) If you are inclined to pun planely, don't get yourself wrapped around a cylinder. You'll be screwed up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Mosquito---Slayer Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 I've tried to come up with good puns in nuclear physics You should use a bit more energy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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