Unflappable Drayk Nicothodes Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 Hello people I remember, people I don't, and people who I haven't gotten a chance to yet! So a few months ago, I decided that the best possible thing to be was a lemming. They spend all their time eating, sleeping, sexing one another up, and looking adorable. So of course, the way to achieve my goal is to attempt to look as cute as possible and trust that at some point I will spontaneously turn into a lemming. I hope I look like this one: So, does anyone care to join me in this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Ephesos Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 Only if everyone else decides to be a lemming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Dintiradan Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 Lemmings was a fun game. Allo Nico! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Dikiyoba Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 You forgot to mention that lemmings also get to see the world. Dikiyoba is quite content to be a dikiyora. Being adorable is seriously overrated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast The Mystic Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 I don't think I'll be a lemming, thank you very much. True, may be some good points, but the whole "jump off a cliff en masse" thing sounds like a real downer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Dikiyoba Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 Luckily, that's just a myth. Dikiyoba. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Alorael at Large Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 More importantly, I intend to be the one who stays put lazily as others migrate by the horde. —Alorael, who actually intends to be the one up in the attic with the ol' rifle as everyone else charges off. It's more fun that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Dantius Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 Originally Posted By: Dikiyoba Luckily, that's just a myth. Dikiyoba. Ah, good old Walt Disney. Frankly, I'm not really that surprised, although I hadn't heard that particular story before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Randomizer Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 Go, lemmings, go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Erebus the Black Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 Sure, they don't commit suicide en mass but, just like people before the advent of sky-scrapers, they commit mass murder in order to assure survivability when space and food become scarce(e.g. Gengis khan) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unflappable Drayk Nicothodes Posted November 23, 2010 Author Share Posted November 23, 2010 But that's part of the fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Erebus the Black Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 what makes it more fun than mass suicide? death is death no matter how you look at it, either all life are worth something or none of them has worth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unflappable Drayk Nicothodes Posted November 23, 2010 Author Share Posted November 23, 2010 Because I'd be badass and take out the others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast VCH Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 My cat would appreciate an increase in the lemming population. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall A less presumptuous name. Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 Originally Posted By: poll Why should I tell you? If I told you that I wanted to be a lemming, my plan for world domination would be defeated. Drat, I think I'm going to have to kill you now. Originally Posted By: Ephesos Only if everyone else decides to be a lemming. I appreciate humor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyshakk Koan inni Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 Originally Posted By: Dikiyoba Luckily, that's just a myth. Dikiyoba. Being forced off a cliff would be just as bad as throwing yourself off one. :| Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Tyranicus Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 Originally Posted By: inni Originally Posted By: Dikiyoba Luckily, that's just a myth. Dikiyoba. Being forced off a cliff would be just as bad as throwing yourself off one. :| I would say it's worse. If you throw yourself off a cliff, you at least have control over your fate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unflappable Drayk Nicothodes Posted November 24, 2010 Author Share Posted November 24, 2010 Originally Posted By: inni Originally Posted By: Dikiyoba Luckily, that's just a myth. Dikiyoba. Being forced off a cliff would be just as bad as throwing yourself off one. :| But now they've done it, so the novelty's worn off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast The Mystic Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 Yeah, I hear the novelty of falling from a cliff wears off pretty quick, usually within the first 100-200 feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Randomizer Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 Originally Posted By: The Mystic Yeah, I hear the novelty of falling from a cliff wears off pretty quick, usually within the first 100-200 feet. Then you can spend the rest of your time avoiding hitting the ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Dantius Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 I liked jumping off a cliff when it was still underground, it sucks now that it's mainstream. Wait, how would that even work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Aoslare Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 Nethergate had underground cliffs that you could jump off of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Goldengirl Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 Originally Posted By: Randomizer Originally Posted By: The Mystic Yeah, I hear the novelty of falling from a cliff wears off pretty quick, usually within the first 100-200 feet. Then you can spend the rest of your time avoiding hitting the ground. I find that it is times like these that are the best time to practice flying, by not hitting the ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Tirien Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 Their are cliffs in Yosemite National park that are you can jump off of.. and fall over one thousand feet. Now you have even more time to avoid hitting the ground and exploding on impact! Also, i'd rather be a penguin than a lemming. Lemmings are just plain overrated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Erebus the Black Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 (pretend I'm Kowalski) aye aye Skipper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Student of Trinity Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 It's not easy to jump off a cliff on a message board. But we could create a lemming thread, where everyone conspires to make the discussion degenerate to the point where it is locked. Uh, wait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Aoslare Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 If this thread gets locked, it had better be accompanied by an image similar to what you can find here: http://lemmingexplodes.ytmnd.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall A less presumptuous name. Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 Originally Posted By: CRISIS on INFINITE SLARTIES http://lemmingexplodes.ytmnd.com/ Now my eyes hurt... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotghroth Rhapsody waterplant Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 Originally Posted By: CRISIS on INFINITE SLARTIES http://lemmingexplodes.ytmnd.com/ Is that from the Disney doco? The music is kind of cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Dikiyoba Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 Originally Posted By: Randomizer Then you can spend the rest of your time avoiding hitting the ground. Or simply deploy your parachute and hit the ground gently. Dikiyoba hopes you remembered to strap on your parachute before jumping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Erebus the Black Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 B.T.W do lemmings bite(love nibbles included)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Tirien Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 Originally Posted By: Cock a dudle doo B.T.W do lemmings bite(love nibbles included)? How else do you think they eat? Photosynthesis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Erebus the Black Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 I meant people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Student of Trinity Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 Lemming meringue pie, mmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotghroth Rhapsody waterplant Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 Or, if you get enough of them, you can make a lemmingtonne. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyshakk Koan Sss-Chah Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 Originally Posted By: waterplant Originally Posted By: CRISIS on INFINITE SLARTIES http://lemmingexplodes.ytmnd.com/ Is that from the Disney doco? The music is kind of cool. haven't played the game in a long time, but pretty sure the music is from that. obviously, the image is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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