Easygoing Eyebeast Dantius Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Because 2000 postcount threads are so cliche. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Callie Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Nice, I like how you have the 1984 electoral map on there and the first Mac commercial. Also, this is coincidentally one year from the date you registered. That's a lot of posts in one year... Edit: (Note to self: probably not a coincidence. Woo-doo-doo) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Dikiyoba Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Congratulations. Although, really, 1984 isn't any less cliche than 2000. Dikiyoba. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Tirien Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Maybe if it was his 1986 post it wouldnt be cliche. Personally I think he just wanted to make a thread with oversized numbers and other stuff. Woo new title! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall The Ratt Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 I wanted to do a 1024 post celebration but that would mean missing the 1000 celebration which is, by some standard, the first "real" milestone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Øther Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 I thought about doing one at 1000 or somewhere around one, but then I posted a bit more and the moment passed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Xaiya Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Boooooo! *throws rotten tomatoes* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Actaeon Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Originally Posted By: The Ratt I wanted to do a 1024 post celebration but that would mean missing the 1000 celebration which is, by some standard, the first "real" milestone. I posted at 256, and will consider 512. I think an exponential approach is a logical one when dealing with ever escalating post counts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall A less presumptuous name. Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Originally Posted By: Øther I thought about doing one at 1000 or somewhere around one, but then I posted a bit more and the moment passed. this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Slawbug Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 I did 512 on a lark in somebody else's postcount thread. At least I can say I have never made my own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Ephesos Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Sudanna Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 Obviously an insidious way to distract and placate the masses so that their sinister plans can go on unnoticed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Triumph Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 Originally Posted By: Flower Child Obviously an insidious way to distract and placate the masses so that their sinister plans can go on unnoticed. I'd never before considered ice cream's role in the vast world-spanning conspiracy...food for thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Tirien Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 Well yeah, of course ice cream has a role in a world-wide conspiracy. You can get it at McDonalds after all. Thats all the proof I need. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk nikki. Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 Originally Posted By: Nikki. Look at me, I can't even be bothered to write my own message! I am truly the more optimal spammer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Dantius Posted August 25, 2010 Author Share Posted August 25, 2010 Originally Posted By: Ephesos <img src=http://www.savagechickens.com/images/chicken1984.jpg> And yet he's a mindless puppet either way... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Sudanna Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 I already said that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Dikiyoba Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 Originally Posted By: Triumph I'd never before considered ice cream's role in the vast world-spanning conspiracy...food for thought. Heh. One of Dikiyoba's favorite dreams involved the revelation that Canada had orchestrated the Cold War in order to keep the United States and Soviet Union from infringing on Canada's strawberry ice cream fishing industry in the Arctic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Tirien Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 You know what would be pointless? A post-count thread every time you post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Sarachim Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 Originally Posted By: Triumph Originally Posted By: Flower Child Obviously an insidious way to distract and placate the masses so that their sinister plans can go on unnoticed. I'd never before considered ice cream's role in the vast world-spanning conspiracy...food for thought. "Ice cream, Mandrake! Children's ice cream!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast The Mystic Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 Congrats Danitus! And forget Big Brother, the Mystic is watching you. Originally Posted By: Tirien You know what would be pointless? A post-count thread every time you post. Well, if nothing else, it would sure keep you busy for a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Tirien Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 Untill you get banned from the forums for spamming, that is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast The Mystic Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 Not unless enough of the non-spam posts are meaningful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Triumph Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 Did you know you can get Spam at McDonalds in Hawaii? It's true. Hmm... Originally Posted By: Tirien Well yeah, of course ice cream has a role in a world-wide conspiracy. You can get it at McDonalds after all. Thats all the proof I need. Aha aha! This links ice cream and spam together in the aforementioned conspiracy...at least in Hawaii. The plot thickens. Perhaps the proof is in the pudding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Tirien Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 Now if we could only just link hotdogs and nachos to the conspicacy...... Or we could waterboard some pudding, that works too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotghroth Rhapsody RCCCL Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 Hot dogs will be easy enough, as Hotdog companys and the makers of Spam have the obvious mutual goal of giving us extremely salty meat pruduct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Student of Trinity Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 Of course the conspiracy of salty meat products and fatty dairy products is real. And it is this conspiracy that is really behind the superficially more impressive conspiracy of body art and laptop computers. But the SMFD conspiracy is secretly just a diversion being orchestrated by the deeper and more subtle conspiracy of nine-volt batteries and power steering. Which in turn is a mere puppet whose strings are pulled by the devious conspiracy of artificial sweeteners and web-safe color palettes. Which is really ... Well, you get the drift. Let me just cut to the big reveal and declare that the ultimate conspiracy is caffeine. All caffeine molecules in the Local Group of galaxies are quantum mechanically entangled, and constitute a single unimaginably vast intelligence, whose purposes we puny humans can no more conceive, than a paramecium can read Finnegan's Wake. For some reason it apparently suits this unthinkable being's unthinkable plans, that in this era and on this planet, millions of people engage in production and ingestion of caffeine. To what distant ends are we so manipulated? I dare not guess. But with each double espresso, I feel I am drawing closer to the fantastic truth. Soon it will be mine, and I will be it, and the salty meat products of the world will be nought but so much bacon in my pan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Aran Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 Originally Posted By: Dikiyoba Originally Posted By: Triumph I'd never before considered ice cream's role in the vast world-spanning conspiracy...food for thought. Heh. One of Dikiyoba's favorite dreams involved the revelation that Canada had orchestrated the Cold War in order to keep the United States and Soviet Union from infringing on Canada's strawberry ice cream fishing industry in the Arctic. Sell the film rights to that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotghroth Rhapsody RCCCL Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 Originally Posted By: Student of Trinity *Paranoid Ravings* I knew it! I think your going about it the wrong way though. Your ingestion of caffeine will insure you never figuring out the plan. After all, if the plan includes us measly beings ingesting the caffeine, it seems highly unlikely that doing so will reveal said plan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Tirien Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 Originally Posted By: RCCCL Originally Posted By: Student of Trinity *Paranoid Ravings* Michael Jackson is still alive, he is now a robot made of legos!!! Ok im done with being paranoid. I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotghroth Rhapsody RCCCL Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 I would believe that, make easier to get kids to play with him. Can I get a rim shot please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall A less presumptuous name. Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 happy birthday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotghroth Rhapsody RCCCL Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Student of Trinity Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 Originally Posted By: RCCCL If the plan includes us measly beings ingesting the caffeine, it seems highly unlikely that doing so will reveal said plan. That's exactly what caffeine would like us to think! But I'm smart enough to see through this deception, because I have partaken of the unthinkably advanced mental network of this cosmic molecular mind, and I share in its own genius! Either that or I've just had a bit too much coffee, and I'm starting to buzz out. Sigh. Maybe it's time again to throw a few red decaf pods into the Nespresso capsule drawer. They're so bland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotghroth Rhapsody RCCCL Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 Originally Posted By: Student of Trinity Originally Posted By: RCCCL If the plan includes us measly beings ingesting the caffeine, it seems highly unlikely that doing so will reveal said plan. That's exactly what caffeine would like us to think! But I'm smart enough to see through this deception, because I have partaken of the unthinkably advanced mental network of this cosmic molecular mind, and I share in its own genius! Either that or I've just had a bit too much coffee, and I'm starting to buzz out. Sigh. Maybe it's time again to throw a few red decaf pods into the Nespresso capsule drawer. They're so bland. Come now, do you truly believe your the first one to binge caffeine? People have had this theory before, but it never pans out, only leads to crash and burn, both literally and figuratively. This is just part of the 17 step plan of the Caffeine conspiracy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Tirien Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 Originally Posted By: RCCCL This is just part of the 17 step plan of the Caffeine conspiracy. Really? I thought there were 21 steps involved. Also, you can actually kill yourself overdosing on caffeine. Of course, getting enough caffeine to do so would be a waste of time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotghroth Rhapsody RCCCL Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 The other 4 steps are supposed to be secret! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Tirien Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 I'm tempted to just make a thread for all the crazy conspiracy theories. That way, I can have my cake and lobotomize it too! ....Ok, now I think I am going to start a conspiracy theory thread. That way we can stop messing around in this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Student of Trinity Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 Good, good. That's the next step. Soon it will all be clear! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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