Kyshakk Koan Velzan Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 Alorael How do you think of your names everyday? -Velzan Who would love to know. "On another note not related to this topic id like a post ranking list. liek how many posts = what rank." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Randomizer Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 From the FAQ: Everyone has a title within the forum. You will notice the title below the Display Name in each post. Some titles are automatically assigned based on the number of posts a user has made, and some titles are assigned by the forum owner to denote official representatives of the company or other VIPs in the forums. 0 Apprentice 50 Warrior 200 Shock Trooper 350 Servile 500 Infiltrator 650 Sorceress 800 Lifecrafter 1000 Agent 1500 Guardian 2000 Shaper 3000 Sage 3500 Master 4000 Councilor 6000 Hero 10000 Legend 15000 Postmaster General 20000 Your Postliness 25000 Postaroni, Pizzabella! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyshakk Koan Velzan Posted June 20, 2010 Author Share Posted June 20, 2010 ALORAEL! cmon i know you know that this thread is here. Now answer the question please. Before i break out the Shoop Da Woop Lazer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Ephesos Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 ...okay. Alorael may have a ton of posts, but that doesn't mean that he is always online. And don't make us bring out the Lock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Dintiradan Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 The fact that Alorael has not responded to your thread in the one hour and thirty-three minutes it has been up is not justification to start chargin ur lazer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyshakk Koan Velzan Posted June 20, 2010 Author Share Posted June 20, 2010 "Charges the Lazer" Activates lazer charge on The other 999 lazers. "Loads the Grenade-A-Pults" Liberally applies C4 to this post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Lilith Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 hey velzan please post less Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Ephesos Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 Hey dawg, I heard you like lasers so I put lasers- No, screw it, locked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Alorael at Large Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 In after the lock! My names are chosen after a very careful process. The finest names are selected from across the world and forced to engage in a three part, round-robin challenge: single combat, eating contest, and waving hands. Those who do acceptably well are given the honor of becoming my name for a single day. Or sometimes a little longer, or a little shorter, depending. —Alorael, who may also just make them up on the spot. It's not entirely impossible that this is, in fact, usually the case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyshakk Koan Monroe Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 Happy Birthday, Alorael! I'd give you something, but surely this thread is all you could ever want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Student of Trinity Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 I have just conferred a custom title on Alorael. In recognition of the inability of characters to describe his contribution to our community, his title is the empty string. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Randomizer Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 Congratulations Aloreal on another birthday. How many years have you been in your 70s? I'd say don't blow out your candles to keep warm up there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyshakk Koan Velzan Posted June 20, 2010 Author Share Posted June 20, 2010 Lillth, I havent posted that much i have 300 something posts compared to your 13k. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Enraged Slith Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 Burn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Alorael at Large Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 Lilith doesn't count by number of posts. The real test is how many capital letters you use. By that test, you're definitely overdoing it, as are most of us. —Alorael, who is very grateful for his title. It's everything he could ever want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyshakk Koan Velzan Posted June 20, 2010 Author Share Posted June 20, 2010 I have a bad habit of putting my words first letters in caps. -.- But then again. Im sure Lillth would have many many many many many more caps total than me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyshakk Koan Monroe Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 At this rate, you'd have to always type in all caps to catch up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Slawbug Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 LAPSE C... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyshakk Koan Velzan Posted June 21, 2010 Author Share Posted June 21, 2010 Gah! Just lock this thread already ! Its served its purpose! "Points Obliterationism Cannon at thread" Diee!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Dantius Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 Originally Posted By: Velzan Gah! Just lock this thread already ! Its served its purpose! "Points Obliterationism Cannon at thread" Diee!!! Impossible. Over four mods have already spammed the thread. Clearly this thread has a divinely ordained future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyshakk Koan Velzan Posted June 21, 2010 Author Share Posted June 21, 2010 -.- you have no power here. Its my thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Triumph Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 Inconceivable! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Dikiyoba Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 Originally Posted By: Velzan -.- you have no power here. Its my thread. Nope, sorry, it isn't. Once a thread is made, it belongs to everyone, not to the person who started the topic. Dikiyoba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Goldengirl Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 Originally Posted By: Dikiyoba Originally Posted By: Velzan -.- you have no power here. Its my thread. Nope, sorry, it isn't. Once a thread is made, it belongs to everyone, not to the person who started the topic. Dikiyoba. That sounds like communism! I always knew that Spiderweb was trying to instill communism in us! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyshakk Koan inni Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 pffff, why need to, from what i remember most of us are already extremely leftist. oh and happy B-day Alorael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyshakk Koan Velzan Posted June 21, 2010 Author Share Posted June 21, 2010 Take That I have power i changed the thread name! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Dantius Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 Originally Posted By: 1 n33d n0 1n7r0duc710n pffff, why need to, from what i remember most of us are already extremely leftist. oh and happy B-day Alorael Except for, you know, me. Here's an abbreviated version of John Galt's speech. The real one is 95 pages in my version and it would probably crash the boards: Click to reveal.. (1000 words or less) For twelve years you've been asking "Who is John Galt?" This is John Galt speaking. I'm the man who's taken away your victims and thus destroyed your world. You've heard it said that this is an age of moral crisis and that Man's sins are destroying the world. But your chief virtue has been sacrifice, and you've demanded more sacrifices at every disaster. You've sacrificed justice to mercy and happiness to duty. So why should you be afraid of the world around you? Your world is only the product of your sacrifices. While you were dragging the men who made your happiness possible to your sacrificial altars, I beat you to it. I reached them first and told them about the game you were playing and where it would take them. I explained the consequences of your 'brother-love' morality, which they had been too innocently generous to understand. You won't find them now, when you need them more than ever. We're on strike against your creed of unearned rewards and unrewarded duties. If you want to know how I made them quit, I told them exactly what I'm telling you tonight. I taught them the morality of Reason -- that it was right to pursue one's own happiness as one's principal goal in life. I don't consider the pleasure of others my goal in life, nor do I consider my pleasure the goal of anyone else's life. I am a trader. I earn what I get in trade for what I produce. I ask for nothing more or nothing less than what I earn. That is justice. I don't force anyone to trade with me; I only trade for mutual benefit. Force is the great evil that has no place in a rational world. One may never force another human to act against his/her judgment. If you deny a man's right to Reason, you must also deny your right to your own judgment. Yet you have allowed your world to be run by means of force, by men who claim that fear and joy are equal incentives, but that fear and force are more practical. You've allowed such men to occupy positions of power in your world by preaching that all men are evil from the moment they're born. When men believe this, they see nothing wrong in acting in any way they please. The name of this absurdity is 'original sin'. That's inmpossible. That which is outside the possibility of choice is also outside the province of morality. To call sin that which is outside man's choice is a mockery of justice. To say that men are born with a free will but with a tendency toward evil is ridiculous. If the tendency is one of choice, it doesn't come at birth. If it is not a tendency of choice, then man's will is not free. And then there's your 'brother-love' morality. Why is it moral to serve others, but not yourself? If enjoyment is a value, why is it moral when experienced by others, but not by you? Why is it immoral to produce something of value and keep it for yourself, when it is moral for others who haven't earned it to accept it? If it's virtuous to give, isn't it then selfish to take? Your acceptance of the code of selflessness has made you fear the man who has a dollar less than you because it makes you feel that that dollar is rightfully his. You hate the man with a dollar more than you because the dollar he's keeping is rightfully yours. Your code has made it impossible to know when to give and when to grab. You know that you can't give away everything and starve yourself. You've forced yourselves to live with undeserved, irrational guilt. Is it ever proper to help another man? No, if he demands it as his right or as a duty that you owe him. Yes, if it's your own free choice based on your judgment of the value of that person and his struggle. This country wasn't built by men who sought handouts. In its brilliant youth, this country showed the rest of the world what greatness was possible to Man and what happiness is possible on Earth. Then it began apologizing for its greatness and began giving away its wealth, feeling guilty for having produced more than ikts neighbors. Twelve years ago, I saw what was wrong with the world and where the battle for Life had to be fought. I saw that the enemy was an inverted morality and that my acceptance of that morality was its only power. I was the first of the men who refused to give up the pursuit of his own happiness in order to serve others. To those of you who retain some remnant of dignity and the will to live your lives for yourselves, you have the chance to make the same choice. Examine your values and understand that you must choose one side or the other. Any compromise between good and evil only hurts the good and helps the evil. If you've understood what I've said, stop supporting your destroyers. Don't accept their philosophy. Your destroyers hold you by means of your endurance, your generosity, your innocence, and your love. Don't exhaust yourself to help build the kind of world that you see around you now. In the name of the best within you, don't sacrifice the world to those who will take away your happiness for it. The world will change when you are ready to pronounce this oath: I swear by my Life and my love of it that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for the sake of mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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