Easygoing Eyebeast Dantius Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Where are the "choice quotes" from this session, like Ephesoss does? My personal favorite: Quote: Child: Its erection month- no school, no Timmy. I wanna go home. Spaki (. . . Erection month?) Spaki (Election? Still.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Nioca Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 You know what this needs? Stats! Click to reveal.. (Stats!) Spaki (Nalyd) was a rolling fool. No less than 36 dice rolls were made by him. That's more than double what Antonius (Dantius) rolled (15), and nearly half of the 80 total dice rolls made by the party. Laban (Excalibur) was more restrained, with a measly 1 roll. Critical successes were elevated for most of the party. 6% of all rolls were critical successes. Everyone except Laban netted a single critical success. Critical failures, in contrast, were incredibly rare: Only Sharrath (Bloodmoon) got one, making the total fumble rate a tiny 1%. Svvtck (Nioca) had the best luck with the dice, with an average roll of 12.75*. Only Sharrath (Bloodmoon) got an average roll under 10, though (9.63), and the party's average roll was 11.44. The party caused a total of 8 deaths. 3 innocents were killed because of us (1 by Spaki, 2 by Svvtck). And we took down 5 enemies (1 indeterminate, 1 shared kill by Spaki Antonius and Svvtck, and 3 kills by Svvtck). The honorable samurai sure seems to be leaving a trail of bodies... Shaacks (Ackrovan) has the best accuracy* within the group thusfar, landing 80% of his attacks. Alarmingly, this number shoots up to 100% whenever he aims for the groin. That said, everyone had better than 60% accuracy, with the party averaging 69%. My attempts to calculate hostile accuracy have thusfar come to naught, and it'll probably take another session to calculate it accurately. The party earned a total of 80 Lucre this session, and spent a total of 25†. *This isn't counting Laban (Excalibur), who technically got an average roll of 17.00 and an attack accuracy of 100%. He was omitted because he only made the 1 roll. †This counts the barter of the ninjasword valued at 10 Lucre. Disclaimer: These stats have been compiled entirely by hand. Small margins of error are to be expected, and some results are the result of interpretation. The compiling party waives any and all responsibility of damages, supernatural or otherwise, done as a result of reading these stats. Common side effects of reading these stats may include, but are not limited to: Dizziness, shortness of breath, questioning of faith, and pondering just how much time the compiling party has on their hands. Contact a doctor immediately if you experience hair loss, fatigue by proxy, or have a crisis of faith for longer than 4 hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Sudanna Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Yeah, I was usually rolling for a zombie or two, and I tried to get involved in every combat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Callie Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 I wasn't restrained, I just wasn't around. Otherwise, I would have happily strangled more people with my umbrella. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Acky Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Quote: Alarmingly, this number shoots up to 100% whenever he aims for the groin. I think groin shots might be broken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Nioca Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Also... Tullegolar? Any word on the next session? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Sudanna Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Quote: Yeah, Nalyd is pretty much good for any time, but he does need to know a couple of days in advance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Balladeer Posted December 17, 2009 Author Share Posted December 17, 2009 Mmm... Stats are yummy. ET's probably busy illustrating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Nioca Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Quote: After much thought, I've decided to have the next session after the holidays. I'm sure lots of people have stuff to do this week, as do I. It's good to know that this game works the way I've set it up, but some time to tweak it can only make it better. As for pics, had some time to make one. Group shot of the party! I tried to pay close attention to detail, so enjoy. If I have spare time during the holidays, more will probably appear, depicting some favorite scenes. People who were left out of the group shot will probably make appearances in those, since the brief appearances some characters made were actually pretty eventful. Also I intend to update the map on the front page to reflect what's been explored. See you after the holidays. -Tullegolar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Sudanna Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 I love that picture, Tully. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Acky Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 I thought my stick was a cain? Bah, I can still beat peoples groins with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Dantius Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 At least you had the sense to make my trenchcoat black. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Sudanna Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 You're just begging him to make it pink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Nioca Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 Originally Posted By: Tullegolar Long Holiday for me, but it's finally time for Session Two! People with characters, please fill out the Schedule here. Did some pictures on the RP's page, too, if you wanna check those out. -Emperor Tullegolar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyshakk Koan inni Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 ok filled it out, any ideas for how i should introduce my character. i can make most days but wont get in till late on days other than monday and weekends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Dantius Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 Ooh, Tully's come out with a new illustration! Us versus the Fox Timeninja! Cool! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Nioca Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Originally Posted By: Tullegolar The most people are available Monday, January 4th. That's tomorrow. Unless I post something late today or early tomorrow that says otherwise, be prepared for Sessions 2 to be on that day, at 7:00 PM Eastern Time (same time as usual). Hope to see you all there! -Emperor Tullegolar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Acky Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Ehhh. Not gonna be able to stay on as late as I did last time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Dantius Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Might be a bit late. Weekdays are like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Sudanna Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Nalyd'll be there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyshakk Koan inni Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 i can make it but i might be one hour a bit late, also i need to be invited, my name is hnatbp (yes i know its not like my character's name but it was all i could get ) see you all there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Ephesos Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 I'm just now making it through the first log... wow. And I thought the parties in my games were destructive... I'm counting multiple instances of arson, dishonorable dueling, bribery, drug peddling, rampant zombification, lashing out at street urchins, PvP-ing, insider trading, ripping a police-ant's arms off, and massive property damage. Wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Acky Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 And the crotch kicks. Can't forget the crotch kicks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Nioca Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Originally Posted By: Ephesos dishonorable dueling Hey! That was an honorable duel! It just got a little out-of-hand. Quote: ripping a police-ant's arms off This one was Tully's fault. He took the term 'disarm' a bit too literally. But this is what happens when you get a party together and say 'Go Nuts'. They can, and they will, go abso-freakin'-lutely bonkers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Dantius Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 No, wait, I lied. I have a doctor's appointment at 6 CST for an hour or so. If I'm lucky, I'll be an hour late. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Callie Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 I will be there, but this time I know how to use AIM! *goes and off and does his homework* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyshakk Koan inni Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 still can't figure AIM out, i think i might miss this session. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Nioca Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 Hang on a sec. Add me to your buddy list, would you? It's 'Nioca'. I think my invites are getting blocked. Or, alternatively, use the redirect I posted above, or click here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyshakk Koan inni Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 Edit: never mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Nioca Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 Originally Posted By: Tullegolar Fun session! The following people have leveled and get to chose a new ability from the ones listed. I've decided that a new tier of abilities will be available at level 4, so level 3 people get to choose from the abilities they didn't choose last time.Svvtck the Samurai (Level 3): Aphorism (a single target heal ability), Raven (a useful flying familiar)Spaki the Necromancer (Level 3): Festering Wounds (causes great pain and damage to enemies), Slime Mold (a slime mold which can attack sort of or be eaten for health)Antonius the Magician (Level 3): Salt Golem (summon a reliable but unintelligent minion), Familiar (a pet cat that is adept at scouting)Laban the Stratagist (Level 2): Flank (bonus damage against enemies already being attacked), Faint (look weak so the enemy doesn't attack you), Discourage (debuff that weakens enemies) If you did not level this time, fear not. Experience is cumulative, so even if you can only make it a few hours each session, you'll still level eventually. Oh, and new titles arrive from the Guild Master. Word of your deeds has spread.Darklord Spaki Njordvald of the Nega Initiate of the Casting Circle Antonius of the Nega Lord Laban Lugubre Nekona the Bland of the Nega Congratulations and thanks to all that participated. I think next session I'm going to try to advance the actual plot along a bit, so look forward to that. Other than that, the session itself is posted on my site, I'll probably add more pictures over the next few days, and I'll post a schedule for Session 3 probably this weekend. -Emperor Tullegolar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Sudanna Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 Darklord? Sweet. The titles in general are appropriate/funny, though I hope we'll stumble across an explanation of them eventually. I'm looking forward to being an offense guy. Festering Wounds! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Dantius Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 I choose Salt Golem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Callie Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 I choose Flank. Lord Laban Lugubre is quite an alliterative name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Nioca Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 A difficult choice... on one hand, we all could use a heal ability. Then again, a familiar could provide several useful capabilities. Ah, what the heck. I'll go for crow. Raven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyshakk Koan inni Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 i will be on a trip for a month so i might not be able to go on session 3, can pen pick up the corpse of the dead bard (for food) at the begining of the session, or will i have to be there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Nioca Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 Originally Posted By: Tullegolar [That] poor minstrel was resurrected as a skeleton by Spaki already, so no meat for Pen. Probably for the better. This party has enough crimes against humanoidanity, it doesn't need to add crimes against nature as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyshakk Koan inni Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 aww i thought that being a skeleton just meant that he was de-boned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Nioca Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 Originally Posted By: Tullegolar Hey party, time for Session 3! Fill this out for next week. Hope everyone can make it. Also, if anyone needs to contact me for this RP or any other, I can now be contacted via PM through the fully mod-authorized non-public-posting account Pigeonlord Ratking. That should make things slightly more convenient for everyone, hopefully. -Emperor Tullegolar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Acky Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 Anytime on the weekend, but I need the week days to study for Midterm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Nioca Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Originally Posted By: Tullegolar The next session will be Saturday the 23rd. That day seems to work for everyone who filled the chart in (which is everyone but Excalibur), so that's great. See you all there at the usual time: 7:00 PM Eastern time. I'll try to have character sheets ready before then on my site so you can see your inventory and an up to date picture of your character. -Tullegolar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Ephesos Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 I look forward to seeing you guys continue to make the Mote parties look tame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Nioca Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Even better, if Tullegolar's right, that means there'll be 7 active party members simultaneously. And if you thought four active members were dysfunctional... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Dantius Posted January 19, 2010 Share Posted January 19, 2010 Originally Posted By: Nioca Originally Posted By: Tullegolar The next session will be Saturday the 23rd. That day seems to work for everyone who filled the chart in (which is everyone but Excalibur), so that's great. See you all there at the usual time: 7:00 PM Eastern time. I'll try to have character sheets ready before then on my site so you can see your inventory and an up to date picture of your character. -Tullegolar *sigh* Maybe. I should be late, though. Sorry, having a hectic week this week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Nioca Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 Originally Posted By: Tullegolar Just a reminder that Session 3 is tomorrow. It doesn't hurt to be a few minutes early, though it might hurt to be a bit late. Also, do check out the new character sheets on my site and let me know if they are not 100% accurate. They should be, though. -Emperor Tullegolar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Nioca Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 We're an hour and 13 minutes out. Here's the redirect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Acky Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 So how did the game go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyshakk Koan inni Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 great, the ending was ....... odd, but other than that it was awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Nioca Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 Originally Posted By: Tullegolar Session 3 was probably the most successful session yet as far as getting things done. Interestingly enough, though given numerous chances to work for the Government and the Church, the party seems to have fallen in with organized crime. This truly has become the GTA of RPGs. Some levels were gained, so new abilities. Svvtck did indeed gain a free ability during the last session in addition to his new ability for his level. Yes, there are opportunities out there for other people to do the same, just keep exploring and I'm sure you'll stumble upon them eventually. Also, some people have reached level 4. What happens at level 4 is your starting ability is upgraded, so sorry but you don't get to choose a new one yourself. The next tier of abilities will be available at level 5.Svvtck the Samurai (Level 4): Spirit Sword (your katana has been infused with your warrior spirit, now magically enchanted with its own glowy power, it will always be the most efficient and deadly weapon for you to use in almost any situation)Spaki the Necromancer (Level 4): Greater Resurrection (your ability to raise the dead has improved and your undead are now more resilient and longer lasting, you also have a higher chance of success when using this ability than before) The following people get to choose a new ability:Sharrath the Sorcerer (Level 3): Dust Elemental (summon a destructive elemental), Elemancy (control nearby simple elements)Laban the Strategist (Level 3): Faint (look weak so the enemy doesn't attack you), Discourage (a debuff that weakens enemies)Pen the Artist (Level 2): Sculpt Rapier (use your abilities to sculpt common dirt into a fine weapon to use against your foes), Sonnet (heal yourself or a party member by immortalizing them in verse), Rain Dance (weaken your foes with a fearsome bird jig) Finally, a note arrives at your current location (the Bada Bug) from the Guildmaster. He is disturbed to discover that you have defiled a relic of Inanna the Antqueen-General. This could have dire ramifications should she decides to take action against the Guild. The General of Earth is not someone you want to be enemies with. He recommends that you look into leaving Earth for a time until the heat dies down a bit. Either way, new titles:Outer Order Apprentice, Darklord Spaki Njordvald of the NegaInitiate of the Casting Circle, Darklord Antonius the Bland Bland of the NegaInitiate of the Casting Circle, Lord Sharrath Naalaar the Ingenius of the Nega Pen Artifex of the Nega Way to stack those titles. Anyway, since it’s been a while since I linked it, here is the World's Website (Warning: inappropriate content) so everyone can see the logs, as well as (currently not up to date) character sheets complete with pictures. I'll update those and put up a schedule for Session 4 later this week, probably. Mass Effect 2 just came out, so no promises. -Emperor Tullegolar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotghroth Rhapsody Ouroboros Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 Yay! for new titles! and I choose Elemancy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Sudanna Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 Nalyd continues to love his titles. Also, as far as fleeing Earth goes, Nalyd thinks that trouble will arise should he try to bring the pawhoof anywhere that hasn't got Creation in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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