Kingdom of West Brom

Happened to me Drath's place when two people went through a portal and two others didnt! Had to exit town with editor

Board seems slicker to me !

Originally Posted By: The Almighty Doer of Stuff Oh, there will be waterboarding. And lavaboarding too. Also messageboarding. As long as theres tea and cake!

Dont attempt Hawthorne without plenty of energy potions, mass heal and mass haste etc scrolls! Awesome part of the game though!

Originally Posted By: Harehunter Sounds like the title of a book. "Die Laughing". At least he went out doing something he loved to do. Here here!

Student of Trinity - The Acupunturists ventured into Craig Levein's hold for vengeance and were obliterated by red antennae shaper bombs on the front door step, fear not

Brilliant just what I needed, thanks Triumph!

Well it were only 5-0, but dont worry - I placed a magical barrier at level 3 around England and hid the spellbook to learn dispel barrier at level 3 in my cellar, so the world is safe! However, the barrier did not extend to Scotland who will be fuming tonight - beware!

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Hi guys, Im replaying the Geneforge series after downloading from Steam (woo!) and im back on the brilliant classic Geneforge 1 and just wondering if anyone remembers where you can learn to create a drake (which I want to do asap!)

On the subject on punnitry, praise must be given to the late great Tommy Cooper! This guy was so funny that when he had a fatal heart attack during a live sketch the audience laughed their asses off even as he collapsed on stage :s Crazy!

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Originally Posted By: The Mystic Originally Posted By: The Kingdom of West Brom I was on the wireless the other night ... But I fell off! I was on wireless too for a while, but I finally kicked the habit, thanks to this 12-step program I've been attending. Heh heh heh

I miss the potionmaking skill! In Avernum 1 + 2 it used to be fun dumping the 'erbs onto your priest, getting nearly destroyed while trapped in a dungeon or crypt and having him/her quickly rustle up some brews to get you kicking again!

Originally Posted By: Cairo Jim I thought this happened already once you guys lost control of the Nord Americas, and then once you couldn't fully control us convicts Good point, thats why we returned to OZ to win at the cricket most thumpingly instead! Oh wait.. :s

Originally Posted By: Nikki. I am not a fan of football, but I take great joy in the English national team's defeat. I guess I'm just a terrible person like that. I dont blame you to be honest!

Originally Posted By: Student of Trinity I'm not too concerned about the Mountain Dew going off, since it tastes funny anyway, but the threat of acupunctury is a little alarming. At least it means nobody will ever make a canoe out of me. But still, you know. Go England! "Good lad!"

"I said to my wife, im homesick - She said this is your home! I said Yeah im sick of it!"

"I went to the doctors the other day, he said: Hello Tommy! He said: I havent seen you for along time, I said: nah ive been ill"

I was on the wireless the other night ... But I fell off!

Originally Posted By: Mosquito---Slayer Originally Posted By: The Kingdom of West Brom If England do not win by at least 7 goals ... What happens if England lose by 7 goals? Then the tears of Englishmen will surely flood the earth!

Just to warn you all that England play San Marino, the worst ranked team in europe tommorow in a world cup qualifier. If England do not win by at least 7 goals the country is going to implode with anger and shock and the swampy mass of fire and destruction will flood the oceans, the sky shall fill with dark clouds, Mountain Dew will taste akin to flambeyed ash and eggnog, and all shall be consumed in acupunctury. Pray that this heinous event comes not to pass, and lick your toes in hope

Yeah I remember that in Avernum 3! I destroyed Jeff with a firebolt, felt sick with myself afterwards :'(

Originally Posted By: Hellswung You certainly are my friend! My fiance is a lovely girl but she cant hide her frustration with my obsession for the Football, luckily I dont think she knows about me rediscovering my inner nerd and joining these forumns again! YOU AINT SEEN ME, 'RIGHT!

You should definately try Avernum 2 Death Knight, sections of the world are closed off until you complete important story-driven events. I was the same when I first played Avernum all those years ago and completed the sequel first - Avernum 2 has an awesome plot btw!