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Alenxa

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  1. Hello all.

     

    Something my brain did, more or less with my permission: "Almarian Wine," to the tune of "Mexican Wine" by Fountains of Wayne.

     

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    We've been killed by a Vahnatai bomb explosion

    Lost all our food on a moldy ocean

    Walked into combat without our potions

    Another commotion

    With every promotion

     

    But we still trek on where the sun don't shine

    Grab all the loot that we can find

    Hit reload for the hundredth time

    And just have another glass of Almarian wine

     

    We started a fight with the talking spiders

    Enemy priests went and charmed our fighters

    We know what the cause of the mushroom Blight is

    And six-legged dogs are amazing biters

     

    But we still trek on where the sun don't shine

    Though chitrach hunting makes us whine

    Hit reload for the hundredth time

    And just have another glass of Almarian wine

     

    We've been dissected by Rentar-Ihrno

    After we called her a crazy weirdo

    We found out how far sliths can make a spear go

    I just looked up and my health's at zero…

     

    But we still trek on where the sun don't shine

    Pushing crates and committing crimes

    Hit reload for the hundredth time

    And just have another glass of Almarian wine

     

    Because we still trek on where the sun don't shine

    Cast Restore and we'll be fine

    Hit reload just one more time

    And we'll have another glass of Almarian wine

    Think we'll have another glass of Almarian wine

    Won't you have another glass of Almarian wine...

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