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Originally Posted By: Arancaytrus

Here's another shoutout I just found while browsing through the archives. (It's not for Spiderweb though.)

Originally Posted By: Goldenking

Would you care to expand on this, please? Enlighten me.

Originally Posted By: The Almighty Doer of Stuff

So we were at the Butterfly Garden at the Museum of Science in Boston, and we were talking to the attendants and looking at the butterflies, and as usual I was squealing with joy at the sight of the butterflies. We saw a butterfly fall on its back shortly after it had come out of its chrysalis, so we told the attendant and someone came and got it hanging on to something again, so we sort of saved its life. Then a guy came up to the attendant with two big brown butterflies sitting on his shoulder in mating. He asked how long he'd have to stay there, and the attendant said they'd be stuck to each other like that for hours, but that if he wanted to go he could pluck them off his shoulder, and he did and put them on a plant.

Anyway, we looked at the butterflies some more, and had a good time. I said to her, "I love you." She said, "I love you too." I said "You make me so happy." and she said I made her happy too. I told her I wished I could find something to say that could express the way I feel about her and how much she means to me. She liked that, and then I mentioned how for our whole relationship, textual communication was very important, as we spend a lot of time talking on AIM, and how I sometimes express myself better in writing than in speech. She agreed, and so I said, "I wrote something a while back that I wanted to say to you here, but when I read it to myself it sounded fake and forced, like something I would write but not say. I actually printed it out. Could you read it?" She said yes, so I took the paper out of my wallet and handed it to her, telling her to read the whole thing without looking up, and then look up at me when she was finished. As she did that, I pulled the ring box out of my pocket, and held it in my hands so she couldn't see it. When she finished and looked up at me, I opened my hands, and her eyes lit up. I opened the box, showed her the ring, and asked her to marry me, and she said yes! She grabbed the ring out of the box and put it on, which is good because I couldn't remember which hand to put it on. Then the attendants took pictures for us, and we went on our way because it was hot and humid in there.

Originally Posted By: Dantius

I find your lack of logic disturbing. If we work backwards, beginning with the assumption that all Jeff's customers are crazy, we can see that that is clearly false, as we would all play on Torment, which we don't. Therefore, we must alter it to "all forum members", which is also false. The narrowest range that we can come up with, then, is "all established and respected forum members" are crazy, and thus play on torment. However, even Alorael, the poster septuagenarian for crazed psychopaths established and respected members, does not play on Torment. Therefore, he is either not crazy, or your argument is false. Since he is, I win, as this would be consistent with my postulate, which, being posted by me, is, by definition, inerrant.

Originally Posted By: Alcritas

I'm hopeful, but realistically I'll probably never finish.

Originally Posted By: Ephesos

Also, what do you mean about the Internet "undoing itself"?

Originally Posted By: Verbose PDN is verboten.

—Alorael, who now wants to make a post linking to itself. This is a non-trivial task.

Originally Posted By: Artie Luv

~Artemis and bottled water. I have one of those refrigerators where you press the button and filtered water comes out. I think I need to change the filter. Is it normal for water to taste funny?

Originally Posted By: Celtic Minstrel

I believe Niemand saved the stickied topics...

Originally Posted By: Scullery Drudge

You are insufficiently clever and dedicated. Only by truly wanting a title can one earn a title. And who has done more than I for a title?

—Alorael, who never claimed it was easy. Actually, it's pretty easy. But he never claimed that it was.

Originally Posted By: Master1

Does anyone else think that Aran has way to much fun with smilies?

Originally Posted By: Excalibur

The last AIM RP had sessions about once a week, so you should be fine.

Originally Posted By: Vertiginous Horizons

You mean Amurickin!

—Alorael, who likes to think that his voice is tastefully accented.