Hawk King

Quote: Originally written by Mr.knowitall: What present? Where? You mean the Geneforge. no what he means is i believe there was an easter egg in GF1 for Guardians they started out stranger but ended harder if thats not it sorry for wasting post time

Quote: Originally written by Ornk of Death: Newsflash! Swiss army invades New York: entire army found stabbed to death with their own little folding knives. you need more help than me HEHEHE GIGLE SNORT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Quote: Originally written by Icshi: Quote: Originally written by mark greenwood: Wait a minute... it seems to me that all of us are already dying slowly and painfully... waiting for Geneforge 3! Indeed. The cruelest form of punishment for any addict is to take away his supply of the substance in question. In our case, we require massive semi-annual doses of augmentation canisters administered digitally through a phone line. Our latest dose is way overdue, and we're slowly perishing. But being Brothers in Adversity we provide temporary solace for one another through repeated, increasingly inarticulate expressions of comiseration, and mutual threats... We're on the border of the danger zone here. Here is a checklist issued by the FDA describing the symptoms of prolonged withdrawl, in chronological order of their occurence and rise of severity. As an example, and as a helpful indication of the general level in the community, I have checked which ones I have already fallen prey to. Inability to think clearly <check> Itchy pants <check> Disproportionate susceptibillity to incorrectly labeled jests regarding the potential release date of GF3 <check> Heart palpitations and spontaneous cardiac arrest <check> Uncontrollable sobbing <check> Hallucinations of a terrifying nature <check> Violent behavior and scattershot threats <check> Morbid discussion of mediavel (often ethnicity-specific) styles execution methods <check> A pinching, aching pain behind the eyeballs from staring at the computer screen too long composing posts on the software bulletin board in a desperate attempt to make time pass more quickly <check> Carpol-tunnel syndrome (associated with previous symptom) <check> Despair. Deep, deep despair.<check> And we all know what the cure is... It'd better hurry, things are getting serious. have mercy jeff give it to us before it's to late

Quote: Originally written by Mr.knowitall: Why is march have to be so long? I losing impatience every second, I guess I will do something to waste time.....Hmmm.... Stabbing.....not a bad idea.....Ohhh just forget everything I said. here here

Quote: Originally written by mark greenwood: Monday... I estimate that at least half of this forum will be institutionalized by Monday. The rest will be in jail for attempting to stab people who make jokes about Geneforge 3. Quote: The rest will be in jail for attempting to stab people who make jokes about Geneforge 3. raises hand i am guilty of that yur honer

Quote: Originally written by Icshi: Quote: Originally written by hawk king: (2)never EVER say anything like i hope it wont be out for a week or i will kill you or maybe just pulverize you or something i don't know just don't say it okay ? good Yes, I'm rather afraid my rash statement of jubilation brought a curse down on us all and caused the release date to slide forward a few days. My humblest apologies. I thoroughly recant. Still, the harm's been done, so you'd better butcher me to prevent this sort of thing from happening again. But not until after I've played through GF3 at least twice. Please. Quote: *begins to load his rocket launcher* watch your back man Oh my, how unimaginative. Surely there are grislier and more creative forms of capital punishment? The Mongols had a real doozy for that one — first, imprison the victim in a pit without food or water. Keep him that way for several days until he's nice and hungry, willing to eat anything. Then prepare a nice, hot, open fire suitable for roasting food over. Then cut off his fingers and < The rest of this email has been censored. But you can probably guess the rest anyway. The process simply continues until the prisoner starves, or until he runs out of detatchable body parts and dies from blood loss and overwhelming agony.> that would be to kind for your crime

Quote: Originally written by Icshi: I just have to sit back a moment and say that the postings in this forum are absolutely hilarious and a joy to read and participate in. Student of Trinity, Mr. Knowitall, Hawk King, and Ornk of Death are real stars in this regard. Waiting has never been this much fun! I almost hope GF3 won't be out until early next week so we can enjoy a little more of all this zanny, hysterically desperate banter. < ...stunned silence... > "What?! You don't want GF3 to come out until next week? Have you lost your mind, Icshi? Heretic! Burn the heretic!!!" Ouch! Watch where you point that thing! You could have someone's eye out with that. Hey, hey! Cool it, folks! I said "almost," didn't I? In point of fact if GF3 doesn't come out soon, at the current rate of increase within a few days my new posts will become nothing but graemlin faces... So the maintaince of my mental health is a large factor in all this. So I do want it to come out tomorrow. Really I do! (1) if that was a complement thanks if not die (2)never EVER say anything like i hope it wont be out for a week or i will kill you or maybe just pulverize you or something i don't know just don't say it okay ? good Heretic! Burn the heretic!!!" Heretic! Burn the heretic!!!" Heretic! Burn the heretic!!!" Heretic! Burn the heretic!!!" Heretic! Burn the heretic!!!" Heretic! Burn the heretic!!!" Heretic! Burn the heretic!!!" Heretic! Burn the heretic!!!" Heretic! Burn the heretic!!!" Heretic! Burn the heretic!!!" Heretic! Burn the heretic!!!" Heretic! Burn the heretic!!!" Heretic! Burn the heretic!!!" Heretic! Burn the heretic!!!" Heretic! Burn the heretic!!!" Heretic! Burn the heretic!!!" Heretic! Burn the heretic!!!" Heretic! Burn the heretic!!!" Heretic! Burn the heretic!!!" Heretic! Burn the heretic!!!" Heretic! Burn the heretic!!!" Heretic! Burn the heretic!!!" Heretic! Burn the heretic!!!" Heretic! Burn the heretic!!!" Heretic! Burn the heretic!!!" *begins to load his rocket launcher* watch your back man

Quote: Originally written by Mr.knowitall: It is not funny, I am enjoying my last springbreak of my life. it is to funny well maybe not to you it isn't but i have like four more or something i don't know don't care either

Quote: Originally written by Mr.knowitall: Too bad for all of you college student, I enjoy my first Spring break day camping here in Canada. Wait the minute, I'll have no spring break next year, I a senior at high school now..... hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

you better

hahaha oh um i mean i am very sorry

Quote: Originally written by buried spelunker cowry: No offense, but it was funny to see that a person who joined in March of 2005 is calling another who joined in March of 2005 a n00b. i just thought it would be fun to call someone a nOob even though I'm more of a nOob than he is

Quote: Originally written by Thuryl: If you actually read the thread you linked to, you'll notice he already did. oh right my mistake sorry

why couldnt you post that right HERE (deleted) ?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿? i love it

Code: begindefineitem 499; clear; it_name = "telaporting wand"; it_full_name = "telaporting wand"; it_charges = 0; it_variety = 9; it_floor_which_sheet = 1032; it_floor_which_icon = 8; it_inventory_icon = 9; it_ability_1 = 207; // calls state in scenario script when used it_ability_str_1 = 16; // calls state 16 it_value = 0; it_magic = 1; i don't get it what am i doing wrong ? whenever i try to use it it says (USE: telaporting wand) but nothing happens i changed all the states and stuff i did everything you said to do what am i doing wrong ???

Quote: Originally written by Thuryl: Quote: Originally written by hawk king: 3 hrs 58 wait make that 59 minutes 45 seconds till midnight ahh the agony <thud> brother dimitri calls ambulance to deal with heart attach Wait, wait. You're Waffle Guy's brother? Wow. That explains a lot. no i am not but while we are talking about this type of stuff does anyone here live in medina county ohio ? preferable brunswick it would be nice to be able to say I'n not the only spidweb fan here

3 hrs 58 wait make that 59 minutes 45 seconds till midnight ahh the agony <thud> brother dimitri calls ambulance to deal with heart attach

what the heck are you talking about I'm gonna die my parents are making me ware a suit for the friday church service a suit i am going to die

first of all thank you, second I put it in my scenario script renamed the states to 16 & 17 now what should i do ?

Quote: Originally written by Ornk of Death: damn Jeff. He posts the first news item in over a month, and it's about his book. *goes back to crying in the corner* sorry for sounding ignorant but jeff has a book

Quote: Originally written by Mr.knowitall: Well don't joke anymore or my brother have to call an ambulance to pick me up!!! Geneforge 3 will not come out till 2010 *silently watches as Mr.knowitall's ambulance comes and takes him away then giggles evilly* hehehe

Quote: Originally written by Mr.knowitall: I predict that it is the green creature from the first screenshot of GF3. What are your opinion? you are almost certainly right i think it will be that thing and it will boast of it's power of which he/she dosent have. his only ability will be to somon/create drakons that are purple seeing that it's blood is acid. or thats what i think

Quote: Originally written by Icshi: Quote: Originally written by archangel_14: they are just so darn entertaining> i think its because there is a philosophical approach in these games that the others dont seem to possess> I feel the same way. A few months after I played the first Geneforge game, I woke up in the middle of the night trying to remember which book I read that involved people augmenting themselves and being driven insane as a result. I thought about all the SF/fantasy books I'd read recently, with no results, then thought about which TV shows or movies I'd seen, with no results, then out of the blue it suddenly hit me that it was Geneforge! I felt really silly, but since it was the middle of the night I readily excused my silliness because that's the kind of thing that spins through your mind at 2:30 am. But I soon realized that I still consider Jeff's games more like interactive fantasy literature rather than a game per se, which speaks very highly of his story-telling skills and the overall quality of his games. i know just how you feel when i first registered Geneforge i played it all night in the morning i couldn't figure out why there where no creations about and why no one was talking about the newest shaper creation oh when i woke up all the way i felt so stupid when my brothers and sisters told me i had said to a wall drakon go burn down that wall and when it didnt i said fine i will just absorb your essence and make a new drakon oh now i feel realy stupid just remembering it

Quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Remember that punctuation? You want an item with a special ability that calls a state in the scenario script. First, you probably want to use is_town to make sure the party is in town mode. If not, use an end call to stop everything and pop up a message -- maybe using print_str or message_dialog. Then pop up a dialog that explains the four text responses: north, south, east, and west. Then ask for a text input, and check for each of those four responses. Then pop up a box that asks "How far?" and takes a numeric input of up to ten. Use current_town_size and char_loc_x and char_loc_y to make sure that the location is a permissible one. If not, end everything again, perhaps with an error message. And finally, use the relocate_character call to move the party. Heck, I could make this for you if you really needed, but it'd probably be good scripting practice for you to make it yourself. I'm working on the punctuation marks and stuff. and yes please could you build it for me ? I'm a little to early in the stages of scripting to be doing what you are saying i would need to do I'm still getting error messages with the draconian armor thing so yes i would really appreciate the help.

Quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Taking out the line breaks would fix the sig problem. You'll probably want to use a shortened form of Numeric Input for this. thank you i will use this but i need to know how what type of code do i need the item editor doesn't have anything remotely like what i need and yes it will have infinite uses for that exact purpose and