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315. APOCALISP SOW PLOSIVE VOW - Impossible speech sounds signify final commitment

lisp: speech :: vow: commitment :: Apocalypse : final

321. SPACE RACISM (XE'S NO PARAPHOBE) - Existing too much and too universally

Do all the species of the universe have space racism? Or speciesism? It does show up in a lot of sci-fi.

292. Suspended Anima - Hidden compensatory Japanese fem

Anima refers to Japanese cartoons and a suspended film would be hidden from the public. Suspended animation could be the world's way of compensating for lack of a cure for something.

299. Bidirectional Reflection Whale - Really not going anywhere

Bidirectional means going both ways and reflection could be like a mirror. Mirror images don't really go anywhere even though they look like they're in different places.

288. So full of truth & yet so unwise - Lacking in tact

Usually those who lack tact say things truthfully but in a way that gets themselves in trouble making it unwise.

328. SLARTY TASTY!!!1!! - One explanation for Project Slartificus

Obviously, the only reason for Project Slartificus to exist is because we all love Slarty so much and find him and his conglomerations so interesting. (and delicious)

321. SPACE RACISM (XE'S NO PARAPHOBE) - King demon?

If a demon is a king of a land, he or she may not want competition from aliens... yeah, it's a stretch, but who else could be considered genderless?

325. IMPLANTS VERSUS TITANIC TODDLER - Hidden compensatory Japanese fem

Implants are hidden under the skin and are usually gotten by people who are trying to compensate for something they think is too small and titanic toddler could refer to a sumo wrestler from Japan.

300. Vngrs Ssmbl Ll T F Rdr - Scarlet Man and Hawksilver

Well if the PDN refers to Marvel comics, then the superheros might go with it, though I do not recognize either Scarlet Man or Hawksilver. Silverhawk... I thought there was a Silverhawk so maybe their names are mixed up and go together with the mixup of the missing vowels.

313. HOUSEHOOOOOOLD NYMENS - Black hole Howl?

The extra 'o's certainly look like a howl. Can I speculate that someone named nymen found a black hole somewhere and had it named after him/her?

288. So full of truth & yet so unwise - One explanation for Project Slartificus

Slarty has so much truth to impart but he was unwise in starting things that he didn't have the motivation to finish. Project Slartificus is his attempt to rectify his unwise use of his truth.

328. SLARTY TASTY!!!1!! - Lacking in tact

The writing lacks much tact and is not tasteful at all though the PND would have you believe otherwise.

286. Oldbin.bin - 4-2 feature

oldbin.bin sounds like it could be a feature of some type of software program. the bin where you place the oldbin of old stuff you don't want.

315. APOCALISP SOW PLOSIVE VOW - THIS IS WHAT I MEAN!!!

The clue surely is explosive with the capitals and explanation points and if someone were to have a lisp they would be difficult to understand so they would likely have to repeat themselves or explain what they mean. I cannot help but notice the cow pun of SOW also.. Don't know if there's something else with that.

333. *tbd* - WINNER!!

The prize for winning in this contest will be to star in Slarty's three hundred and thirty third PDN.

291. Exersociatique - Lacking in tact

if you exorcise social etiquette you have no tact.

314. ZIPPERLITH ZEPPELINICLES - Stoned new-age buzzwords that plummet like frozen balloons

a zeppelin could be considered a large balloon, and Lead Zeppelin were certainly stoned.

312. TUXEDO MASH EDGAR SLAAAASH - My thoughts be bloody

mashing and slashing could end in a bloody mess.

300. Vngrs Ssmbl Ll T F Rdr - Breaking in the vernacular

This is Slarty's new language and he's trying it out on us.

325. IMPLANTS VERSUS TITANIC TODDLER - Scarlet Man and Hawksilver

So Scarlet Man was insecure and got some pec implants while Hawksilver is a really big dude that wears his underwear on the outside of his tights like many superheros do, thus giving him the appearance of wearing a diaper.

I guess then it takes me too long to do more than one at a time...

312. TUXEDO MASH EDGAR SLAAAASH - Name and verse befitting the death scene

Nice poetic verse here. Reminds me of how the Ogres speak in Xanth. But with mashing and slashing going on, death could be the result.

302. Latchkey Adult - One who refuses responsibility

latchkey kids are those that stay at home while their parents are at home. latchkey adults are then... parents who stay at home while their kids are at work?

298. Intension - Fate of His and Heretics

It is the intention of the Nine-Headed Cave Cow that the heretics shall always be In Tension.

293. Emobarbus Girl, Emobarbus World - Die die die

Death and darkness are the sentiment of the Emo. If the whole world is Emo than everyone will surely want to kill themselves from the depression of it.

319. MANHEHEHESAIDHEUNT UNT NUT JUT - NSFW if you add in the missing letter (don't specify)

Kitchen table @ midnight. Can't get to a proper study location at any decent time of the day.

Woo! 40 point jump! Now all I have to do is make another 40 point jump for round 7 and go tie up Triumph so he can't participate...

Muahahahaha!!!

Well, I've had plenty of experience with the personality types but perhaps I have never delved into the study of mysticism to see the connection. It just never came up.

phlegmatic: Dictionary.com word of the day on Facebook.

I do enjoy making people laugh.

You're welcome.

How about this quote?

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I ♥ Ron Popeil!"

It was on facebook so I'm guessing its not what you are referencing but maybe he got it from where you were.

245. THIS!!!!???!!! - I did not FTT, I recorded its beauty

Those question marks are supposed to be there. They make it look better.

280. Psychosnow Emanation - Jinx, or maybe Mallow

Jinx and psycho snowman are both comics/comic book characters in some respect. Though Mallow seems to be a Mario character of some sort.

Dantius got it first.

284. Phleg-o-matic - Humorous victim

Obviously I'm the victim here and I'm sure you're laughing at my expense Slarty.

(also possibly a reference to the laugh-o-matic idea generator for cartoonists.)

258. Sometimes, only sometimes - When Depeche Mode questions everything

It's one of their songs...

All right, for 248. a pentacle can also be a symbol of protection in some religions... I would still say it is at least for preparing one self for the end of the world or at least trials of the world in whatever manner you practice belief in.

254. ...and its discontheques~ - Freud follows Life During Wartime

Life During Wartime is a song by the Talking Heads. it 'ain't no disco'.

248. Pentacle Crepe - Earthy preparation

Crepe paper to get the earth ready for the end of the world?